Mark Hodgkinson
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Mark Hodgkinson
@shefmarkh
Particle Physicist for a living, hiker, squash player and film addict.

As we've just come out of the most recent Richard Tice week on our UK media channels, something struck me. Aside from the obvious, latent snobbery and condescension toward everyone he talks to, the guy is a virtual assistant — nothing more. Watch him on TV. What he's good at is applying any one of fifteen preset answers, to any question asked of him. The skill Tice holds is a learned one. He's effectively a walking automaton. Richard Tice is an anthropomorphised website chatbot. Listen to him and you'll see. He's learned a script and has his algorithmically programmed set of answers. Each answer has a subset of shaky data that often contains the deeper lie that Reform want to push out. But there is a limit to his responses, like all algorithms … they can only output the data they were programmed with. Tice is the same. You cannot tempt him off-topic, he always returns to the same answers. More often than not, Net-Zero. If you think about it, it starts to make sense. His, almost ubiquitous, appearances in the UK media, mirror our modern age of being unable to contact humans when we have a problem. Reform are sending out the equivalent of 'please press one for Net-Zero stupid, two for leaving the ECHR'. They can wind him up and send him onto 'talk' to Trevor Philips, knowing that whatever question he is asked, he will not deviate from the party lines. Unlike the loose cannon that is Lee Anderson and the monumentally dull McMurdock, Tice has a posh voice and can easily mimic human behaviour … to the point that his appearances sway Reform subscribers into believing his shtick. Trump utilises JD Vance in the very same way. Farage has no patience for debate and is very easily pulled apart under questioning; he is often to be found shouting “BORING” at interviewers and petulantly stomping away. Tice has no complications like this. Farage can set his programming to whichever of the day's 'policies' are required to be lied about, and bingo … Reform's chatbot will do the work. There in lies the reason, I contend, for Tice's removal as party leader. Farage realised that he was much more useful as a human/robot shield that could be deployed to spread unadulterated hot nonsense, without being dragged off subject. So next time you see/hear Tice on the media — probably today, going by their current coverage — listen to his answers. You'll see what I mean. ROBOT! I really didn't mean for this to go so long, but thanks for attending my Monday TED Talk.









Two Tier Keir betrays British workers. It is now 20% cheaper to hire Indians than British people. He has cut taxes for Indian workers and hiked them British workers.







✍️ 'Sorry civil servants, your WFH dream is over: the public purse demands accountability' | Writes @WilliamSitwell telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/05/0…














The Silvertown Tunnel is open! 🎉 This tunnel marks a major milestone for London’s transport network, improving cross-river travel. Take a tour and see the tunnel from a whole new perspective. 🛣️




@railnigel Looks like they just blindly reported on from Reuters, where the error seems to have originated…the Guardian made the same mistake 🤦🏼♂️













