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wilmer

@sumerassociate

this account is a work of fiction. any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

เข้าร่วม Aralık 2020
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Habeas Corpus Linguistics
Habeas Corpus Linguistics@HabCorpLinguist·
You don't pay $1000+ per hour of a junior's time because every single hour is worth $1000. You pay that price because when you tell me you need something filed within 24 hours, I cancel my dinner plans and pull an all nighter. Availability is part of the deal.
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Slumdog_Chillionaire
Slumdog_Chillionaire@SlumRNA_Dog·
I’m sorry you’re telling me this isn’t AI? This is a real life honest to god Chud out?
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wilmer@sumerassociate·
@dounbug Crazy they didn’t put a big one on top of the hill. What’s even the point
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dounbug
dounbug@dounbug·
i am recruiting a select group of individuals to purchase the abandoned 700 castle village in turkey where we will live out the rest of our days
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wilmer
wilmer@sumerassociate·
@escapefrommelos Guy filming sounds hysterical. What’s up with that? You’d think he’d get used to it at some point
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Melian Refugee
Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos·
part of living in the third world is a hidden Gonzo Tax you send your furniture to be moved to your new apartment. something crazy might happen. you could up with everything you owned splashed across a rainy street. these things just happen.
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wilmer
wilmer@sumerassociate·
@Nero Everyone knows the rules - no crying in the casino!
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MILO
MILO@Nero·
Alex Jones bled for that motherfucker. Lost his company. Lost everything. What a sack of shit.
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wilmer
wilmer@sumerassociate·
@RonwellQDobbs @AwfulFitPics Why would I lie about this lol - never mentioned him before so no idea why I would’ve already been blocked
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wilmer@sumerassociate·
@AwfulFitPics Fashion bro will drop in and say this is actually a fire fit because of the complex history of textiles or some shit
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wilmer@sumerassociate·
@202accepted Insane aura loss for the Chinese here
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𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢
𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚢@202accepted·
turns out the chinese are entering a very american time of their lives
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wilmer@sumerassociate·
@Empty_America Bar isn’t particularly hard - CA which is considered the “hardest” bar has a +80% (ballpark) pass rate if you only look at takers that went to accredited schools
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VB Knives
VB Knives@Empty_America·
It is funny (but not surprising) that the law largely exempted itself from the DEI era. I'm aware of no real exceptions or preferences on the bar exam, which is the literal "bar" to ever actually practicing. This of course is the credential held by many/most lawmakers.
Habeas Corpus Linguistics@HabCorpLinguist

“The LSAT/bar/law school finals don’t reflect the work you do every day as a lawyer.” Correct, but they do identify who has both the intelligence and ability to lock in.

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wilmer@sumerassociate·
I see pants I like I order them They don’t fit I send them back Samsara
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wilmer@sumerassociate·
@simeydotme @IMAO_ It’s not for sweat (and also not for fashion, as some have guessed) - the mystery remains…
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simey
simey@simeydotme·
@sumerassociate @IMAO_ Idek what I'm looking at here... Can't you just put a feminine hygiene sanitary napkin under your arm
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Frank J. Fleming
I never understood the point of a wife beater undershirt. I need an extra layer between my underarms and my shirt — I don’t need by belly slightly warmer.
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Noah
Noah@noahTLW·
@disclosetv Forgot to mention, it's literally a crime not to register for selective service as a man. Now you don't automatically become a criminal for not having done something. Yay
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Disclose.tv
Disclose.tv@disclosetv·
JUST IN - Eligible young men will automatically be registered for U.S. military draft starting December 2026 — Military Times
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wilmer
wilmer@sumerassociate·
@GeringerAdam Camouflaged machines, scurrying about in silence. Very sinister. What are they up to when we’re not watching? No thanks
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wilmer
wilmer@sumerassociate·
@LandsharkRides We need to get to the bottom of a scary man vs scared man. A world of difference
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biglawbro
biglawbro@biglawbro·
big law ppl use exclamation marks only when they're emailing ppl lower down the totem pole. it's basically an insult
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Geiger Capital
Geiger Capital@Geiger_Capital·
Posting this for November… You are all now third-party witnesses.
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wilmer@sumerassociate·
@KeithWoodsYT In fairness he did say it would be an unpopular opinion
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