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@LlcPickaxe @groipa @Ignorntoutsider @nobrainflip Where do I find one of the God loans. Fucking insanity

@groipa @Ignorntoutsider @nobrainflip We built the equity with God’s help. We have been making improvements and fixing things up as we go.

Do NOT buy a house Unless you're a billionaire Rent for now Wait for a 2008 type market crash to buy ur 1st house You'll thank me later.

@thisthisisdavid @JimboQuin @barstoolsports But you know what it meant?

@thunderup31 @JimboQuin @barstoolsports Exactly ! (To identify “Cities” - it doesn’t say Championships in those sports ! 🤣)

Which city with a team in all 4 major sports leagues has the LEAST amount of championships?

@thisthisisdavid @JimboQuin @barstoolsports It says all 4 major sports.

@JimboQuin @barstoolsports Doesn’t say that. It simply says “Cities” with teams in 4 major sports leagues - doesn’t say only those sports championships. (Even in your mind - NBA and MLB is 7) …. (Probably a little outdated with “major” anyways 🤣

@TStenstrom @barstoolsports Such a fucking dork. Semantics arguments are so weak

@barstoolsports If you go by 1 city.. then Minneapolis doesn't count since the Wild play in St. Paul. If you go by Twin Cities than its fine, or by metropolitan area thats fine. But Technically for 1 city, Minneapolis doesn't count.

@NickTrainor83 @barstoolsports Twin cities…

@barstoolsports Saint Paul and Minneapolis are not the same city the Wild play in Saint Paul

@zogtrotter @Asclipiadis113 @sixringsofsteeI You are the most angry out of anyone…

@Asclipiadis113 @sixringsofsteeI Tired of wingspan merchants losing their mind over this.

That wingspan has to be a typo…

@Luka_Magic32 @JDUBZu2 @Lakersided310 @TrueHalfCrack @paydayfantasy You are so so stupid hahaha

@JDUBZu2 @Lakersided310 @TrueHalfCrack @paydayfantasy Nobody knows is what I’m saying. A #13 pick can be a superstar. Name me at least 10 superstars that were #2?

Who says no to this trade 🤔 Lakers Receive: No. 2 pick Jazz Receive: Austin Reaves, No. 25 pick

@MoeH4snf @adrian_gla52035 @FluentInFinance He just said he did it. You still don’t believe it?

@adrian_gla52035 @FluentInFinance Interesting Maybe a debit card

I left my credit card at a restaurant last night and the person who found it bought gas, groceries, and paid an electric bill. They fed their family, kept their lights on, and filled their tank with a stolen credit card.

@sportingroars @followAdamA Explain it lol. Why would a team get 1000 more free throws than every other team?

@followAdamA Or understand it. But you’d need a functioning brain

The Lakers took 157 more Free Throw Attempts than the next closest team this year. In the last 5 years they've taken 938 more Free Throw Attempts than the next closest team. But yeah, some bad calls tonight.

@flanders12_nick @hxyden70 @gavinmchughh You are just dumb as shit

@hxyden70 @gavinmchughh You can clearly see he’s pinning Reaves arm 😂😂

The Thunder whistle needs to be studied for the rest of time

@hoop2baller23 @PaolosAttorney Chet is better than Bam right now sans one game

@PaolosAttorney 2028 Flagg > Tatum? I got Bam over Chet there

2028 Team USA Olympics Cade Ant Flagg Paolo Chet Cade x Paolo PNR will feed families DEMONS

@PaolosAttorney @24inches__ No you didn’t lol

@24inches__ Literally just posted it cus I thought it was funny how horrible it was relax

@crizzonet It’s so funny you pay for this app

Dating porn/OF girls is the best. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@smartsavar @ImBreckWorsham Then why is gas so expensive? If we can cater to the needs of the country why is $5/ gallon

@ImBreckWorsham What an alarmist and liar! Yes, Trump has failed the base for attacking Iran without a cogent and obvious reason, but how many times do you need to be told the country is a net exporter and can cater to the needs of the country?

The last shipment of oil arrived in the U.S. today. The LAST shipment of oil, for the foreseeable future, just hit U.S. soil. WE. ARE. FUCKED.

@MattZylbert @JeffNadu Who??

@JeffNadu Where's their records and stats 😆 And is that Mike Jones Jr related to THE Mike Jones????

This is getting out of control

@crizzonet @1stNamBunchaNo @caitlinyantis @CJ1two You left out the shrug emoji, which to most looks like you are bragging about the fact it’s so cheap in GA, only to then say you used $1 off per gallon! What an idiot

@1stNamBunchaNo @caitlinyantis @CJ1two Insinuated, I literally said what I paid. Are you retarded? The first reply asked how much I had off, and I replied. Foh, cuck

If gas is $6.99 here in OHIO, that shit must be $22.75 in Cali

@Its_Yungblud @MikeBales So gross

@MikeBales Highly sensitive to touch 😅

A man in a bar starts talking to a prostitute. He says, “How much for a hand job?” She says it’s $250. He says, “$250 for a lousy hand job? That’s crazy!” She says, “Honey, follow me,” and takes him outside. “See that Ferrari? I bought that Ferrari just with money from hand jobs. I give the best in the world.” So he tries it, and it’s great. A week later he’s horny again. He goes back to the bar and asks her about a BJ. She says it’s $500. He thinks that’s too much. She says, “Honey, come out back. See that mansion up on the hill? I bought that mansion with money from BJ’s. I do it the best.” So he takes her up on it, and it’s amazing. He’s drained for a month. Now obsessed, he goes back. Desperately he says, “I gotta know, how much for the coochie?” “Oh honey,” she says, “If I had one of those I’d own this town.”

@jonsthreecents @achs_fred @StevenCheah Clearly not if rolling a baseball onto a mound can shock you. This is totally tame

@achs_fred @StevenCheah Yeah, this shouldn't exist and I'm shocked it does tbh. And I'm hard to shock.

Absolutely inexcusable effort from the home plate umpire at today’s Cubs game during Moundball. They do this every game. If the ump lands the ball on the mound, a fan wins $1,000 cash. He couldn’t be bothered to try. Underhanded, barely looking, doesn’t even touch the mound. F-

@Marlin2711 @BruceWaynePaul1 @StevenCheah At the MLB level?

@BruceWaynePaul1 @StevenCheah Figuring I am an umpire it might just make me a little bit more qualified than you on the topic.

@PlayoffDude @MavsRealist Incorrect haha. You are being delusional right now. Extreme belief doesn’t discount delusion

@MavsRealist Been a Lakers fan since 2000, and since I joined this app in 2013, I’ve always been like this. There’s a clear difference between fully believing in your team no matter what and just being delusional or saying anything.

HOT TAKE: If the Lakers get past OKC, they’re winning it all.