The GoobFather
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The GoobFather
@WeGoNoFurther
Father & husband. Army vet 93-04. 11B/92R. Jumpmaster/HALO. Cont in block 18 gang. Quad rail gang 4life. CA refugee. Liberty or death. #WOLFLODGE



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I am in the fucking shipgirl



This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.





'But those feelings don't go away, which makes it really gross and complicated' trib.al/MEnHvjd 🔗



34 new rules coming out. We shall seeeeeee. Default assumption is that we’re getting shit and being told it’s chocolate, but there have been a lot of rumors from inside the walls about some potential changes that might actually be good. Will they be written well, though? Will it be titled “we’re killing import restrictions,” but on line 102 it actually makes things worse? Are they going to pull the conservative gun law nonsense where they leave glaring, obviously exploitable holes so they aren’t “soft on crime”? We shall seeeeeee.



If Melania were a Democrat First Lady, the media would’ve declared her the best-dressed in history on day one.




















