Rusty Scott

15.9K posts

Rusty Scott

Rusty Scott

@rustyscott

gE.E.k, Conservative, LDS. Oblivious to other's opinions about his sense of humor. Occasionally refers to himself using Third Person perspective.

West Jordan, UT Sumali Mayıs 2008
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Fred@Grand_handsomer·
They have followed me BUT WILL THE COWARDS DEBATE ME
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Rusty Scott@rustyscott·
@CCoderDyne I thought for wives if the Irish, it was, "Honey, are you up?"
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Ken Gardner
Ken Gardner@KenGardner11·
I thought that the dislike button was only a rumor…
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Rusty Scott@rustyscott·
@FiredUpCoug At least you got to enjoy one more game. I haven't been able to enjoy a Utah game for a while.
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Rusty Scott@rustyscott·
@ING2Firebrand Better than goonie-goo-goo! That would mean that Charlie was a bigfoot married to Uncle Gus.
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Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆🇺🇸
The last time I saw Charlie Kirk on this Earth was in June, in the West Wing. He looked me in the eye and he said… gunga. Gunga galunga.
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Rusty Scott@rustyscott·
@politicalmath "I have no idea what this book is about, but given all of the stuff he's written on substack, that I've been too lazy to read, I'll very likely not read this book, too." - Rusty Scott
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PoIiMath
PoIiMath@politicalmath·
I need some blurbs for the back of my book but I'm lazy and I don't want to bother my more successful and intelligent friends thinking about just taking the meanest things people have said about me on twitter and slapping it on there without permission
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Rusty Scott@rustyscott·
@lori_socal Barbara would get a mahjong tile embedded in her forehead, Goliath-style, if she pulled that ish in Hong Kong!
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Status-6 (War & Military News)
Chairman of the JCS Gen. Dan Caine: "The A-10 Warthog is now in the fight across the southern flank and is hunting and killing fast attack watercraft in the Straits of Hormuz."
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Rusty Scott@rustyscott·
@JonnyMicro Cool your jets, Jonny. I can see your pulse in your forehead.
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Jon 🔬
Jon 🔬@JonnyMicro·
Me when she says she’s a sapiosexual
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James Divis
James Divis@j_divis·
What are your thoughts on the dislike button?
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Rusty Scott@rustyscott·
@CCoderDyne Oh, you have your own measuring tape? Well, isn't that the luck-o-the-Irish!
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Rusty Scott@rustyscott·
@BudLightSadness Come out to Utah, you can stay in my basement. No one would ever think to look for you here.
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Squirrel Matador
Squirrel Matador@BudLightSadness·
They all posted. Fuck. I am going into hiding where they don’t have an extradition treaty. I love you all. Keeps it real.
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Rusty Scott@rustyscott·
@CyborgPeds Not even roommates, really. Don't you spend half of your time in your plane?
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Cyborg Pediatrician
Cyborg Pediatrician@CyborgPeds·
Yes, not having a joint account means our decades long marriage through a lot of thick and thin, five kids, and two grandkids is actually just us being “roommates.” Got it.
Noyb@Noyb2021

@CyborgPeds So roommates. Got it.

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