Brian 🍊🇺🇸

@bryanwaldo @HedgieMarkets LLM's are useful but they are not the magic money machine Sam Altman is peddling.

@AlsikkanTV Oh, so tennis is no longer paying the bills?

I guess Serena Williams is there??

Barbie Dream Fest kicked off in Fort Lauderdale this weekend and customers who paid $250 to experience Barbie’s Dreamhouse showed up to find this lol

@thekitze "What do you mean this doesn't meet the design spec?!?" 🤣

when you are vibe coding and you finally try the app after an hour

She is absolutely right.

@FurkanGozukara that doesn't look like Netanyahu #1 🤨

Netanyahu is sweating on live TV. He admits Hezbollah has built up an arsenal of 150,000 rockets and missiles aimed directly at every Israeli city. Iran's deterrence strategy is an absolute masterclass. The Zionist entity is completely surrounded and panicking.

@j_fishback @ByronDonalds Attention folks ‼️‼️ Deadline to register to vote or change party affiliation is July 20, 2026 Make sure you are registered Republican to vote for James in the primary! 🍊🇺🇸

Republican Establishment darling Josie Tomkow outspent her opponent 10 to 1, and she still lost. By'rone Donalds is set to outspend me roughly 10 to 1, and he will lose, too. Out-fundraising your opponent means nothing if you don't have grassroots energy and motivated supporters. While Byron Donalds is stuck in DC 4 days a week, my campaign is hosting 5-6 events per week across the state with an average attendance of 160 voters. He may out-fundraise us, but we will outwork him, and hard work is what Florida voters will reward in the end.

@doc_rudman @LibertyLinda4 @RonDeSantis @melaniesgriffin This is a reminder that Ron DeSantis traveled to Israel to to curtail free speech in Florida 🤷‍♂️

My Republican friend and @RonDeSantis ally @melaniesgriffin would have won this race by 10 points But keep running DeSantis-hating carpetbaggers and see where that gets you

@zerofoxgiven21 @realJennaEllis At this point anything Trump touches is toxic 💁‍♂️

"She had endorsements from Trump, Byron, Grady Judd, every notable Republican other than DeSantis in the State and lost. Byron Donalds is absolutely vulnerable to David Jolly for Governor." FL GOP better sober up (pun intended) and get serious.

@TurnTaySJW @anothercohen @ThroneScience @ScottHickle Ok, what did your sh*t look like 5 days ago, and which direction is it trending?

@anothercohen @ThroneScience @ScottHickle This doesn’t seem to be giving you any more detail than you’d get from glancing at your shit before flushing.

I bought a smart toilet device that tracks your gut health and I’ve never been so excited to take shits

@j_fishback Good morning, Governor Fishback! 🍊🇺🇸

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Remember when the cops showed up at the home of a woman in Miami Beach in January and told her to stop posting pro-Palestine content and criticizing the mayor? I am THRILLED to share that we just filed a First Amendment lawsuit on her behalf, alleging past and ongoing violations of her 1A rights

@5149jamesli @nikitabier Sshhhhh! 🤪

@nikitabier Could VPNs but used to subvert the true location of a user?

Starting Thursday, we'll be updating our revenue sharing incentives to better reward the content we want on X: We will be giving more weight to impressions from your home region—to encourage content that resonates with people in your country, in neighboring countries and people who speak your language. While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics, we hope this will disincentivize gaming the attention of US or Japanese accounts and instead, drive diverse conversations on the platform. We invite creators to start building an audience locally. X will be a much richer community when there's relevant posts for people in all parts of the world.

If I lose, nobody’s going to stick their head up. The entire GOP will be a rubber stamp. If I win, there’ll be more people like @FmrRepMTG, @RepBoebert, & @RepNancyMace who are willing to go against the grain when it’s unambiguously the right thing to do. nytimes.com/2026/03/24/us/…

@fox_sheldon @wsvn @MiamiBeachPD @MySOdotCom @MiamiBeachNews @MiamiPD FAFO 🤷‍♂️

Body cam shows 18-year-old “Crypto Millionaire” influencer pulled over in Ferrari and arrested. Bust comes days after police chief plea for kid to stop engine revving, nuisance driving. @wsvn #Exclusive story:

Israel was caught red handed firing ballistic missiles at the US military base on Diego Garcia Israel- not Iran Makes you understand 9/11 a little better, doesn't it?

What's the chance of having Elon Musk do a virtual chat about rockets with my 5th grade deaf students who are studying space stuff? Like 1 in a million?

@Layemie001 What is that?? 🤔

This oversized load barely fits.. still have to make this turn. Have to say this was epic to watch and amazing driving skills.

@FalconryFinance Did anyone try to give you mail? 😂

@unredacted_org Can I donate some velcro ties? 😆

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