Keith Talentless

Someone left a hat at work. Ngl if it isn't claimed within a couple of days I'm having it

@BradfemlyWalsh @London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Quote? QUITE.

@BradfemlyWalsh @London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Absolute banger. Also, only ever number one hit to feature a mother and son, which is quote nice.

@aclockworkmonk @HeadBerry @atomicjoy @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @CyranodEcosse @MikeFirth4 @Lindsay04555896 @lucy_la_la @jokers_tailor @KeithTalentless @MartinWWalker @WillMonk09 @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @Zaphod2042 @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @WideyMcKnacker @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Friday!

@MikeFirth4 @jokers_tailor @London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Oh don't get me wrong, McCartney shits on Lennon from a GREAT height

@KeithTalentless @jokers_tailor @London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Nowt wrong with Mull of Kintyre compared to e.g. Imagine which was and is and always will be utter shit.

@jokers_tailor @London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 We dodged a bullet. Mid 70s it could have been The Pipes And Drums Of The Royal Scots Dragoon Guards. Or, even worse, Mull Of Kintyre

@KeithTalentless @London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 There's some dispute over what mine was, I'd long believed it was Puppy Love as that was number 1 on the day I was born but it's also possibly School's Out which was the top selling single for the week but not announced until few days later.

@London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 It's a genuinely beautiful song. I lucked out. It was the mid 70s, it could have been Pilot or Mud or something

@London__Smoke @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Hennyway, you Thaddin' little disgraces. Today I turned 51. THE BLOODYLOTOFYOUWILLSTANDTOTENSHUN! 'Ere is what was number one the day I was born. SHUT UP! And Gawd bless us every one. youtu.be/10dmK7O-KSY?si…

@London__Smoke @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Don't be having a go at Capybaras you otter bastard.

@KeithTalentless @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Cold dead eyes, like a dolls eyes.

@London__Smoke @atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Nah, capybaras are guinea pigs but the size of actual pigs. They're Lovely Boys. Absolute champions.

@atomicjoy @Zaphod2042 @KeithTalentless @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @aclockworkmonk @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 Those huge, toothy, very very unchill lizard things that eat Australians right?

@aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @London__Smoke @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 On that subject, I think this is brilliant. youtu.be/mW7_9Pqhi1s?si…

@atomicjoy @London__Smoke @Zaphod2042 @KeithTalentless @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 probably in the margins of an illuminated manuscript!

@London__Smoke @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 You can make a case that it's the last Proper Yank Mainstream Sitcom, before everything had to have A Message. And Baldwin is brilliant, even if he did shoot that lady to death.

@London__Smoke @Zaphod2042 @MikeFirth4 @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @CyranodEcosse @MartinWWalker @aclockworkmonk @atomicjoy @jokers_tailor @WideyMcKnacker @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @stuartmwrites @drclawscat @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 I've had a few days off and I've just binged 30 Rock, AGAIN. Still funny.

@WideyMcKnacker @Smileyyeg They're the Irish of India. Tough, fun, hard-drinking bastards who you'd love to have as a friend and hate to have as an enemy.

@KeithTalentless @Smileyyeg Ha ha🤣

I am impressed with the UK Sikh community throughout this.

@impossiblebones @Smileyyeg Sikhs were winning Victoria Crosses before Canada was a nation. Sit down, little boy.

@Smileyyeg Tell me, what happens to collaborators and traitors when the war is over?

@WG_RumblePants (In all honesty I'd have taken the IPL megabucks as well, so fair play to the lad. Easy to talk about Honour and Pride when it ain't your huge bag of generational rupees at stake)

@WG_RumblePants To be fair in those conditions Matty Potts or whoever would also have ripped through 'em. I bet Archer wishes he could have had a do...

What’s your one word review of the weather-affected 1st day of the 1st England vs New Zealand Test? Mine is “redemption”

The Council have responded by Cracking Down. The barman at her favourite pub just got a £35 ticket behind that bullshit. She is Not Popular Here.

Oh this is beautiful. The worst of my ex-wives has joined the Greens and, in a self-aggrandising way, decided to whinge about pavement parking. No campaign for more parking, just doing compo face and complaining.

@WideyMcKnacker @Smileyyeg "I'm taking one for the team. Actually make it two. And a shot"

@KeithTalentless @Smileyyeg Summat like their work around for mortgages. Person A can drink on behalf of Person B😆

@WideyMcKnacker @Smileyyeg First guy who finds a booze loophole in the Koran is going to be so rich he makes Elmo Skunk look like a churchmouse

@KeithTalentless @Smileyyeg Love a beer too, which makes integrating much easier 😅