@SokoAnalyst 2 years back hapo OTC I was approached by 2 guys nicely dressed. I don't remember what we talked but I remember withdrawing 55k from Cop agent gave them the amount waka ni rudishia 5k. I walked all the way to Moi Avenue just happy not feeling sad or anything. This is Nairobi.

@SokoAnalyst This morning at around 4:35 am ,I'm going to work as usual I meet this young boys they were two one takes away my eye glasses ,tries to snatch my handbag I hang onto it ,he pushes me I fall down akaniwekelea mateke hadi I let go ,mark you kuna wapita njia no one cares💔

@SokoAnalyst Lastweek jamaa alipitia duka ya beshte akamshow anauzanga tvs. Akapewa offer moto 75 inch smart na 60k. Akasema aletewe. Akaambiwa ikifika atume dooh. Mwizi aka order tv online. Rider akafika na tv jamaa akatuma dooh. Rider akapigia mdosi akaambiwa pesa haijafika. 60k gone.

@SokoAnalyst Happened to me also. We are at kahawa, after a night of sherehe, heading to ruiru. A matatu comes, and the guys we are with at the stage says hii imejaa sana. I agreed. Vile tu imeenda, walinipiga ngeta buana.

@SokoAnalyst But surely what did he rob from a guy who’d couldn’t afford 40bob?

@SokoAnalyst Kumbe kina Madueke walikuwa wanamngoja mbele

@SokoAnalyst Was ordering a cab at Carwash. A mat came along and decided, since I’m going to Lumumba, might as well board the mat. The conductor convinced me to seat next to the driver as there was on seat remaining, jamaa zilinipora simu. Had to grab the steering wheel tukufe sote.

@SokoAnalyst 😂😂😂- in nai I realised a lot ndio safe, less is dangerous so I have learnt to avoid discounted at all cost

@SokoAnalyst nikiwa archives at 5:30 am msee alinishow " leta mia tano ama nikupake mavi" I had 1k. Ilibidi ameeda nayo 😢😢😢😢

@SokoAnalyst Globe even during the day is a high risk zone...

@SokoAnalyst This is a 2021 tweet. These events happened in 2014.

@SokoAnalyst Hii ni kukosa situational awareness, there are hours in Nairobi you shouldn't attempt hio kutembea to save fare.

@SokoAnalyst But how can you leave a ma3 and walk to ngara with a stranger you have met in a stage because 40/- high.

@SokoAnalyst I was a student then at jkuat Karen. A friend sent me to buy him 20kgs of meat in ndunyu market. I alighted midway before the market and it started raining, I decided to shelter near in a 'kibanda' and ordered tea. The tea took long to be brought. Three guys who we're seated

@SokoAnalyst Kupigwa ngeta hapo Donholm Catholic saa mbili usiku nikitoka hustle. Kurudi the following day, same people. One of them recognized me wakaniachia mulika yangu🤣🤣

@SokoAnalyst I look at Kenyans asking politicians for accountability and transparency, for what? Is it because this time you are not part of the loot? Politicians come from us, we who Con each other daily on these streets, we ascend one of us to more 'opportunities'!

@SokoAnalyst Hehehe. Question is when did you start to hate Nairobi. Not when you started hating Chelsea.

@SokoAnalyst “I hopped on a boda in town and told the guy to take me somewhere — didn’t even know the exact spot myself. He started the engine, blinked once, and boom — we were there. Man had the audacity to charge me 100 bob. Straight-faced, he said, ‘Town service is 100.’ Bro,nilijichukia

@SokoAnalyst Another beautiful story of how men can befriend each other so easily and be there for one another for life.

@SokoAnalyst Got robbed in my car while waiting for someone at industrial area. A gun was pointed at me. Out of nowhere 4 men came in and I found myself within seconds at the back seat. Did some prayers and they disssapered. My wallet with 7k in it and my phone stolen. This happened in 2011.

@SokoAnalyst 2011 . I was going back to school napita Moi Avenue on a Sunday jamaa akaniomba 20 bob. Bahati nilikua nayo nkamtolea. Ghasia iliniuliza kama mimi naeza shiba hizo pesa na within minutes wenzake wakajoin kunipora. I swear nilipiga nduru ikaskika harambee avenue hadi wakaniacha.

@SokoAnalyst Kenol stage Ngong Road ilinionyesha giza ndani ya giza ya usiku....hiyo commotion ya kushuka rush hour. Metro Trans. Mimi anyone anapandia mat from Adams hadi Lenana stages anakuanga suspect until nishuke safely, hata abebe biblos na promises gunia tatu unusu.

@SokoAnalyst Abuya you have a missed call here...

@SokoAnalyst I guess am one of the lucky ones hii kanairo,never been mugged,or got into such situations za watu kutapeliwa,10 years now...

@SokoAnalyst N'likuwa nafanya car wash so n'likuwa napiga deal na jamaa flani namuuzia car alarm zenye zimearibika kumbe jaama uwah anazitumia kuenda kuibia madem akiwadanganya ako nah gari

@SokoAnalyst Nyi mafala WA kukam jiji ndio nyi hutokwaa..ninetembea globe nikienda kwa mathe na sijaiporwa

@SokoAnalyst His team...budaa unamaanisha kina Jackson walipull up on you?😅😅😅😅🤣mad

@SokoAnalyst Now this is plain stupidity. A random guy says we walk and unamfuata tu fwaaa? Watu waache upuzi honestly.

@SokoAnalyst mKenya ni mwizi -Mahatma Bangi

@SokoAnalyst I shouldn't be laughing since I have been robbed in Nairobi too, but this sounds so funny😂😂

@SokoAnalyst Lies😂😂😂jamaa aliendea maraya shell globe.