Dave mercer

@lmruk_org when you post your bag through my door and I’m happy to spend time emptying my wardrobe to donate clothes to your good cause, and to place it in the road on the specified day and time, and your driver can’t be bothered picking it up. Guess what happens next time? 🚮

@tvlicensing thanks for your barrage of threatening emails to my 88 year old mother which gives us no option to reply to tell you that she's now in a nursing home. But anyway feel free to waste more time and money on sending your enforcement officers. Great work 👏👏👏

@CostaCoffee I’ll tell you what’s not a good idea. Letting a customer in with a dog (who asks if it is ok and is told yes) and then after they’ve made a purchase coming over to tell them they have to sit outside. You know how many competitors you have right? See ya!

You know what's always a good idea? Treating yourself to a coffee frappe and a caramel shortbread ❤️

I'm attending this event. RT if you think others will find this helpful 🙌 psiweek.digileaders.com #PSInnovation

@nr147 @markgoldbridge Big fan of yours Neil but the only bit of your statement that’s actually true in terms of a reason for players choosing Chelsea over Liverpool is that they are in London.

All the players we are signing are in their early 20’s/teenagers. All they have known is Chelsea winning premier leagues and European trophies (which is the last 20 odd years) So there can’t really be the “this club has more history anymore” we have moved on from that and all that matters is the past 20-25 years. Young squad with an amazing project which is based in London.

What do Chelsea have that Liverpool don't? Lavia choosing them now.

Behold, proof that days can be made marvellous in 51 seconds. Good morning.

@NCSC there doesn’t seem to be an option on your website to report scam calls unless you’ve actually fallen victim. Same with the police link you provide. Can we be a bit more proactive?

@HMRCcustomers Ok thanks

@HMRCcustomers Hi Adil, it was a letter asking you to review the amount of tax paid in 21/22 as I didn’t earn as much as you think I earned. I can private message a copy of the letter if that would help?

@HMRCcustomers could you tell me how much longer I can expect to wait for a response to a letter I sent you in February please?

@plusnet you had your chance! 👋🏻

I just want to congratulate @HM_passport on a fantastic service. 11 days from submitting my passport renewal online to a shiny new passport delivered to my door. Thank you! 👏👏👏

@O2 ✅ can get ripped off with a mid contract 17% price increase

Reasons to love O2: ✅ I can change the length of my phone plan ✅ I can roam freely in the EU (up to 25GB) ✅ I can get tickets, perks and offers via Priority ✅ I can block my ex from messaging me on Valentine's Day ✅ I can google last minute Valentine's gift ideas

RIP Terry Hall #muchtooyoung

@ITVX @mohacsi_sophie @ITVXhelp Dreadful for me too. Watched a spy amongst friends which was great but so painful with constant buffering, errors, gaps between scenes. Torture! Won’t be bothering with it for a while til it’s sorted!

@mohacsi_sophie Oh dear Sophie, sounds like we're not having the best start with you 😅 Can you share with @ITVXhelp some info on the device you are using and we can sort this out sharpish? Thank you 👍

How shite is @ITVX!!! Trying to watch things on catch up and it's constantly freezing, saying something went wrong, restarting the programme etc etc #itvx 😒

@Joybydefault @DWPDigital @Fitzdigitalgov @Lizziew68 @DougBell15 @Mildredpierce66 😂 I might just do that. It is on ‘parliamentary paper’ after all!

@DaveMerce65 @DWPDigital @Fitzdigitalgov @Lizziew68 @DougBell15 @Mildredpierce66 A life changing journey I’ll never forget. But I’m surprised it wasn’t framed and on your wall @DaveMerce65

Look what I found tucked away in the office, the old @dwpdigital academy cohort 1 certificate. Eight weeks in Fulham with legends like @Fitzdigitalgov @Joybydefault @Lizziew68 @DougBell15 @Mildredpierce66 to name a few. Could be antiques roadshow material soon!

@paulmsmith @abbott567 @DWPDigital Couldn’t agree more! Fantastic work Craig and hope you don’t mind my team stealing a good slice of it for some work in MoD. We’re loving the role based guidance 🙏

@AnfieldWatch Writing letters ain’t gonna get them the points they need #goingdown

@Watch_LFC Agree to a point but the FSG way is to find a way of winning that doesn’t involve going toe to toe with the richest clubs financially. That “way” is to have the right set up, manager, players to deliver the plan. I’d say it’s working quite well. Sorry Gary 😉

Gary Neville on FSG: “Liverpool fans don’t see it now because of where they are, but once Klopp leaves and the money they’re spending means they finish 4th or 5th, which is where they should be, Liverpool fans won’t be happy with their owners.”