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@Itsmytime2022 @lovefortexasatx @NoKings65 @RyanPohle @d0wnsideofme Yeah me too 😂 I saw the how it started/how its going on Facebook. I haven't opened Twitter in ages. Did it just for this

@lovefortexasatx @NoKings65 @RyanPohle @d0wnsideofme I came all the way over here to laugh at you 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

cry me a river

@lovefortexasatx @NoKings65 @RyanPohle @d0wnsideofme You voted for Trump, and Trump did it this way specifically to avoid paying people. Because that's what he always does. As has been covered extensively by the media. If Trump doesn't pay his personal lawyers who kept him out of prison, why would he pay the National Gardeners?

@dawnu56 @adamscochran You need regeneron

@adamscochran You’re pathetic!

1/13 More proof of a Trump health cover-up: -Trump leaves WH again this morning, mouth agape. -Not allowed to speak with reporters. Then it gets weirder... Like full-on AI gaslighting kinda weird...!

@agtipfneits @FoxNews Elon stole the election with fake results. This is god's will? Fuck God

@FoxNews Yes bc it was Gods will for him to win

Would Donald Trump have won the 2024 presidential election without Elon Musk's help? foxnews.com/politics/would…

@GreenStreetInv @litcapital @GreenStreetInv do you see a lot of banana trees in your neighborhood?

@litcapital Bananas can’t be grown in the us?

This is a real exchange between Howard Lutnick and Madeleine Dean lmao DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America x.com/atrupar/status…

@HoodLifting @Cbejar93Bejar @litcapital You stupid fuck. You can't change "banana behavior".

@Titchy8008 @LeddyLLC But did you buy their snake oil collagen?

@LeddyLLC This is bullshit, I have been doing all these things and I still have the aforementioned stiffness and pain.

Every person over 35 blames aging for their stiff, aching joints. Turns out it's not age... it's years of neglect catching up. Here are 8 simple ways to rebuild your joints and feel 25 again🧵:

@ahhyabdany @IAmDriden @tsoding Your course sucks, doesn't mean c# does

It's insane how Mono is still a better .NET for Linux than whatever Microsoft came up with

@ahhyabdany @tsoding This is literally a post about which of the two Linux runtimes is better for c#

@AyoKmo @SrqCreekDoc @Jerematic79 Depraved leprechauns are the worst patients

My oncologist tried to stop my chemotherapy* treatment last week because of a one-page synopsis he had read regarding my recent MRI, which mentioned that one of my brain tumors had progressed. It turns out he had never actually looked at the MRI itself; and the specialist who wrote the synopsis had not actually compared the new images to my previous MRI from 2024. I was skeptical, as my symptoms had not progressed; so I asked my oncologist to show me a comparison of the two most recent MRIs, to demonstrate the growth. So, he brought them up on his screen and showed me a clear difference between image on the left and one on the right. "But the one on the left is the 2017 MRI," I said. "We both know the tumor has grown since then." The doctor was surprised, and said, "You're right. I'm not sure why the 2024 MRI isn't showing up." Anyway, we had to go to a different room and use a different computer to find last year's images. When my oncologist finally brought them up, he realized there was a clear REDUCTION in the size of my tumor, as well as a loss of contrast, indicating that the tumor was dying. So, the chemotherapy was working after all! Had I taken my doctor at his word, and stopped my chemotherapy, I would have soon needed an extremely risky brain surgery that would have changed my life forever. We are living through a crisis of competence in America — or is it in the world as a whole? It is absolutely essential that we remain vigilant and look out for our own health, because we apparently can no longer trust our doctors to do it for us. Remember to ask questions, get second opinions and, above all, don't just assume that your doctor is infallible. Now more than ever, your life is in your own hands.

@timdp2 @SrqCreekDoc @Jerematic79 You're no Doctor Who

@SrqCreekDoc @Jerematic79 I’m a Doctor Who trains doctors who train medical students. In my experience, the doctors who train medical students are looking for an easy scapegoat for their incompetence, so they blame DEI.

@CountKlaw @Jerematic79 @anono_mon Fucking moron. Telling a chemo patient to eat some grapes instead is the dumbest thing I've seen today

@Jerematic79 @anono_mon Your lymphatic system is stagnated and is extremely acidic. This is why you are getting tumours. You need to change the environment of your body to alkaline. Best way to do that is consuming a 100% raw fruit diet specifically dark grapes. Chemo is pouring acid on acid.

@kwabert @unusual_whales No

@unusual_whales Hmmmm I wonder if Elon has been selling TSLA to fund Trump the last few weeks. Could be the reason why it has fallen so much more than other Mag7s

Elon Musk has told the White House he plans to give $100 million to President Trump's political operation, per Axios.

I fucking hate the peloton guide. No I don’t want to cover the screen with a picture of me. No I don’t want to only look through 5% of the classes

@OfficialComent @dwandalynne That’s correct, but it’s also ridiculous and completely unintuitive

@dwandalynne Based of all the theories in the comments, this is the correct one

Since I’m new to iPhone, maybe you guys can help me. Why do I sometimes have a choice to decline and sometimes I’m forced to talk to people

@averma12 @SmoothGradients @netcapgirl Active Directory is the main business hook

@SmoothGradients @netcapgirl Ok. What's the main reason for businesses going windows server way. And anyways from what I read, this was something that impacted client machines

idk what’s worse, that crowdstrike has kernel access to basically every system in the world or that airlines run on windows server

@NoelFritsch That is really horrifying Noel.

#GunFreeZones & #Muslims A deadly combination. twitter.com/wesearchr/stat…

@saraaaaajean Says @saraaaaajean? Lol

@liz_love_lace This is a console app. Even if there were an exe, you know the person would be complaining about facing a command prompt.

very correct take, developers take note

@blntforc3trauma @glassbeadsdev @liz_love_lace You know, gui, when something is all dripping and melted

@glassbeadsdev @liz_love_lace what the hell is a gui