Bagheera

@HazelAppleyard $10 per push-up for sure!!! I’m sure I could work my way up to well over 1,000 push-ups a day!

$10 per push-up or $1 million?

@justbyte_ 💯

Who actually switched from Claude Code to Codex… and was it worth it?

@Dearme2_ Voting democratic

What's a sign of a very low intelligence?

@svpino Word 😂

Who asked for a copilot key? This must be Microsoft bullying laptop makers, because I can't think of anybody who thinks this is a good idea.

@Milajoy Well of course. What kind of question is this 🤦🏼‍♂️

I'm curious. Do you hold the door open for the person behind you irregardless of their age, sex, color, bank balance, or religion?

@Matt_Pinner Probably about a million dollars but that wouldn’t stop me from working 18 hours a day it would just solve my current money problems until I can get my products launched…

Without being greedy how much money do you need right now to solve all your problems?

@0xDesigner Way too real 😂

this is so accurate 😂

@johnennis @amazon You are incorrect. But everyone is entitled to their own opinion;)

I must have been one of the earliest regular shoppers on @amazon, using it to buy books when I was in graduate school in the late 90s and early 2000s. I used to really love them and have been a prime member for as long as the program has existed. We have probably spent close to six figures a year on Amazon historically both personally and professionally. But at this point, the company that I knew is gone, and it is now a trash, scam company that just seeks to extract value everywhere it can, with absolutely no regard to ethics. It is a terrible, trash company - a force for evil in the world at this point - and I am done with it.

@bauminater 💯% CyberTruck

Two badass EV trucks spotted on the way to work Which one do you like better?

@tanpukunokami Same universe as fruit ‘salad’… maybe go look up the definition of salad 😂 I haven’t had the ambrosia for awhile, but it is yummy 😋

A follower showed me something called "Ambrosia Salad" the other day. …Is this real? Like, an actual thing people eat? Marshmallows. Whipped cream. Canned fruit. Coconut. …all of that? In one bowl? What is even supposed to go in a salad anymore? This is a salad?? I'm sorry, in what universe.

@LarryJones Hard truth- I’ve been completely turned off my the incessant tipping and round-up barrage 😑

Can we stop saying " if you can’t afford to tip you can’t afford to dine out!" We need to be saying, "If a restaurant can’t pay its employees a livable wage without depending on the generosity of customers then they can’t afford to own a business!”

@vivoplt Can you call yourself a photographer if you use a digital camera?

Can you call yourself a founder if your entire product was built by AI?

@asaio87 Not to be disrespectful, but I genuinely don’t understand how you can say that? We’ve seen a significant increase in productivity since 5.5 was released.

i am turning off chat gpt 5.5 getting back to 5.4 because harsh truth: no true gain can be seen

@SnobbyScheffler You mean home of the ever-shrinking chicken fingers?

🚨It’s time to declare Time Of Death on Chick-Fil-A 🚨 4/28/26 8:42 p.m. May be the worst falloff in food history

@Not_the_Bee Word

Dear 𝕏, just because I read about the SCOTUS decision one time, it does not mean I want to read the exact same information from 4,623 other accounts and not see anything else in my feed for the rest of the day. Sincerely, all of us.

@TheLizVariant Maybe cause it wasn't at the White House 🙄 You're probably the same type of person who complains about Trump building the ballroom 🤦🏼‍♂️

Why does my Ring camera have IMAX footage of a raccoon demolishing last night’s pizza out of my trash… but a White House event looks like it was filmed on a cracked flip phone from 2007? We pay taxes for this?

@bryan_johnson Just saw this at 12:05 AM... 100% spot on 😂

go to bed right now i know the build is almost finished the eval can wait til morning the agent will still be failing tomorrow you won't figure out why it's hallucinating yes your coworker ships on 4 hrs of sleep they also hallucinate a lot off you go

@sofiatieegir I slipped and fell down the stairs just looking at it.

No one thinks this looks better then brick

@TonySeruga Seriously? You’re ridiculous. I don’t agree with their political views. But that food and drink is literally for THEM. So what, just because some crazed psycho tried to crash the party they all have to have their night entirely ruined too?

🚨Oh, look at that—America's "watchdogs of democracy" didn't just fail the vibe check at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night. They straight-up looted the joint like it was the apocalypse, and the only thing worth saving was the open bar. While shots rang out, the President was being yanked offstage by Secret Service, and the entire ballroom was one trigger-pull away from turning into a national nightmare, what were these tuxedoed truth-tellers doing? Filing urgent dispatches? Checking on colleagues? Showing one ounce of basic human concern? Nah. They were playing human Roomba on the tabletops—grabbing bottles of wine and champagne two at a time, stuffing them into camera bags, under jackets, down blouses, whatever fit. One blonde in a black jacket looked like she was training for the Olympic wine-heist relay. Another kept casually nibbling her dinner like it was just another Tuesday, and the gunfire was ambient noise. Bro, the President almost got assassinated. and your priority was playing "how many free Cabernets can I smuggle out before security notices?" These are the same smug, pearl-clutching hacks who spend every waking hour lecturing the rest of us about "civility," "empathy," "moral leadership," and how we're the ones destroying the country. The ones who cry "threat to democracy" if you question their narrative. The ones who virtue-signal about compassion while calling half the country garbage. Turns out their moral compass doesn't point north—it points straight to the nearest unopened bottle of Dom. Congratulations, media. You didn't just expose your hypocrisy; you speed-ran it on camera. While the nation held its breath wondering if the President was okay, you proved you're not elite journalists. You're not even good looters. You're the people who show up to a black-tie event, watch bullets fly, and think, "Perfect—now's my chance for a free case of bubbly." At least actual looters wait for the power to go out. You did it with the lights on, in formalwear, live on X. Classy. Real classy. Now go write your 3,000-word think piece about how this was actually Trump's fault for making the wine too tempting. We'll wait. With our own bottles. That we paid for.

@Samaytwt Exactly!

Unpopular opinion: "AI makes everyone a developer" is true the same way "cameras makes everyone a photographer"