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@acnewsitics @Timcast The Democrat bots are going to pretend they give a fuck about veterans now.

@Timcast A decorated Marine vs a man who dodged the draft and celebrates death. MAGA picked exactly who you’d expect.

Lord have mercy Trump really did post this Mueller has died And he was not a good man But wow Trump is brutal

@That_Green_Goat @CharlotteCGill @Heccles94 Go on then.

@OffencePolice @CharlotteCGill @Heccles94 Literally nothing. Whereas bigotry stops the likes of you. Hope that's cleared up.

For months, Green Party propagandist @Heccles94 has been tweeting "I would much rather live next door to a refugee than a reform MP". Now you can buy a sticker of this slogan for £3 from the activist group "Not Essential". They sell Vote Green stickers and campaign against Reform and Elon Musk (as do so many of the nasty socialist activist groups such as Everyone Hates Elon and Led by Donkeys). Strangely enough, a lot of socialists' preoccupations crossover with EU's. For instance, the EU hates Reform (the Brexit Party) and Elon Musk (because he supported the Eurosceptic German party, the AfD). The EU Establishment likes the Greens because they don't believe in the nation state either, and promote lax borders. Anyway, socialists are EXTREMELY organised. politicalmerch.co.uk/shop

@TrumpDailyPosts Jesus, it's like a zombie movie with screeching zombies.

A radical leftist throws a drink in officer's face and finds out

@BasilTheGreat Which one is trans? You know one of them must be.

This will be a disaster No one will watch it It won't be funny Will be cancelled after one season And will never be spoken about again

@SkyNews Go on YouTube and watch clips of Chevy Chase or Norm MacDonald doing Weekend Update in the American show's heyday, then ask yourself what is the likelihood of a cast assembled by Sky doing material that edgy and funny.

Will Saturday Night Live be a hit in the UK? Arts and entertainment correspondent Katie Spencer looks at the very American comedic origins of Saturday Night Live UK, and asks if it will be a success for British audiences

@House_of_Ash @SkyNews You think this is "the arts"?

@SkyNews Hilarious that the typical gammons saying it’ll fail because it’s “woke left nonsense”. Name me one, just ONE, right wing comedy show that’s ever done well. You can’t because it hasn’t, right wing comedy doesn’t exist but right wing audience continue to not engage with the arts.

@carla_denyer Then why did people like you bring this bollocks in, if it's so unimportant? Why didn't you put that effort into women's refuges, many of which thanks to you now admit men.

This "debate" about who should use what toilet doesn’t benefit anyone. It doesn’t fix the underfunding of women's refuges, NHS waiting lists leaving women in terrible pain, mums skipping meals to feed their kids. How about we get on with tackling the real issues affecting women?

@Telegraph A man can't help his surname. Hittler did nothing wrong.

🗳️ Arcis-sur-Aube, the small Champagne town of 2,785 people, has been thrust on to the international map thanks to the distinctive names of two candidates Find out about the mayoral race below ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…

@GriftReport @TheGriftReport If he offers you a swim in his pool, run.

Michael Barrymore revisits his fan, a shopworker called Vanessa to give her a bunch of flowers and invite her for coffee after the sweet fan reaction the other week he had with her.

@BenGrahamUK Ask the gays whether they'd sooner have a rainbow painted on the road or the potholes fixed and I think a lot of daft, woke councils woukd be surprised by the answer.

This rainbow junction in Hounslow cost £48,174 of public money. Some will say it promotes inclusion. Others will question the cost. Where do you stand?

Leftists living under capitalism fly to Cuba to tell Cubans that the oppressive communist regime they’ve endured for decades is good for them, only because these leftists hate Trump. 🥲

@Variety I hope Chuck.comes back from the grave and does a roundhouse kick on whoever wrote this ragebait crap, something you know Chuck could do.

Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…

@AlexSmithLaw @Variety They're action movies. Nobody watches them for their politics. You're no different from the assholes who used to blame all society's problems on rap or heavy metal music.

Was Norris a brilliant athlete and top-shelf star? Yes. But there’s no denying that his roles were part of a body of work used to show American strength, might and the pernicious attraction of taking the law into one’s own hands — something that seems less fun in a year in which our country is funneling money into bombing Iran and ICE agents are acting like one-man militias. Given our nation’s divisions in morality, information literacy and overall sense of reality, it’s easier to see Norris’ characters as justification for a fringe conspiracy movement rather than a moral standing. 🤯

@GBPolitcs @kateferguson4 If I lived in Leeds, I might ask what services my council claims it can't afford while it lays on counsellors for its snowflake staff.

🚨NEW: Leeds City Council is providing counselling services to staff due to Nigel Farage’s upcoming visit to the city [@kateferguson4]

@TheGriftReport Firstly, how many beatings do @prideukorg think go on in men's bathrooms? Secondly, why do their safety concerns outweigh those of women?

They should use the bathroom that matches their biological sex. It's really that simple.

@CountDankulaTV Careful. If Jesus can come back, Chuck Norris can.

Imagine dying. What a pussy.

@SophiaWenzler @AllisonPearson What tools did he have at his disposal to reduce those numbers? The law under both the Tories and Labour says we have to bring them to Dover and let them claim asylum.

BREAKING: UK's border chief Martin Hewitt has quit after failing to reduce the number of small boats crossing the Channel

@unherd @AaronBastani I've had it suggested to me that it's a clever strategy to hoover up soft voters and people put off by hard politics but it clearly isn't working. They're 5th now.

HOW LIBERALISM BECAME A JOKE, by Aaron Bastani (@AaronBastani) Perhaps the reason for Davey’s perpetually jocular manner, and his incapability of embodying gravitas, is that liberalism itself has become an unserious worldview — one whose devotees believe in little more than a dying status quo. The liberal post-Cold War triumph was so utterly overwhelming that, almost two decades after the Global Financial Crisis, they lack the tools to diagnose our current political woes. Liberal centrists, therefore, have become instinctively complacent. The Lib Dems are now defined by their negative views: stop Brexit, stop Corbyn, stop Boris — and now stop Farage. They can’t be for anything, so to speak, because this is the world they wanted. And it sucks. The 21st century needs a reinvigorated, serious-minded liberalism to emerge — just don’t expect Ed Davey to be at the vanguard. Read more below ⬇️ buff.ly/oJGVUDv

@PlatoonPod He just wants to find all the people he's killed so he can kill them again.

Chuck Norris doesn't die, he beats life.