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@CREWcrew Have you seen Californias high speed rail?

BREAKING: We just filed a complaint asking the Pentagon IG to investigate whether the flyover of Kid Rock's house violated any federal or DOD rules, how much taxpayer money was spent and Pete Hegseth’s decision to reverse Army personnel’s suspension. citizensforethics.org/legal-action/l…

@Variety Seems like Biden gave more to Ukraine & that he didn’t give one fact as an example, just hyperbole & a new shit sing that uses 8th grade rhymes. This sad sack of salad farts is #NotMyBoss

Bruce Springsteen opened his tour last night with fiery, anti-Donald Trump speech: “You want to talk about snowflakes? We have a president who can’t handle the truth. This is happening now. While working Americans struggle, our president and his family enrich themselves by billions of dollars trading on the people’s office in corruption unmatched in American history. This is happening now. This White House is destroying the American idea and our reputation around the world. To many, we are no longer looked upon as an often imperfect but strong defender of democracy standing for the global good. We are no longer the land of the free and the home of the brave. We are now, to many, America the reckless, unpredictable, predatory rogue nation. That is this administration’s and this president’s legacy. This is happening now." variety.com/2026/music/new…

@nypost Could be a great opportunity to get guests involved with a real life waxk a nole experience! Call it: Oh Rats! 200 tickets per ratt & thye can use the meat in their shitty food.

Vermin infestation forces closure of popular Dave & Buster's in Hollywood trib.al/Jy2TScv

A non-compliant sex offender with two warrants tried to shoot and kill a uniformed Chicago cop over the weekend, prosecutors say. He missed. After being arrested, he allegedly bragged about his history of going to prison for beating cops. cwbchicago.com/2026/03/non-co…

@BBCWorld That was the fastest suspension ever. Trump looked into it and the suspension has been lifted according to actual news.

Army suspends crews who flew helicopters near Kid Rock's home bbc.in/4sVfOVS

Trumps 100% right here:

@Super70sSports Its a 10/10 and woke pussies cant handle the comedy to deliver the message. If you dont like the Toy, odds are you’re a glop of shit.

The Toy is rated 3% fresh by critics on Rotten Tomatoes. I say no movie that stars Jackie Gleason and Richard Pryor can possibly be bad, you snobby film school motherfuckers.

@PageSix Because he is cheap! Its an absolute fact!

The reason Tiger Woods doesn’t hire a driver revealed after DUI arrest trib.al/R7wWEeU

@mr_twitting @TimurNegru Quiet neighbors!

@TimurNegru I dunno...tbh not a fan

Is anyone in the market for a 700-year-old Templar Knights watchtower? Because there's one for sale in the Lot valley, France. 7 bedrooms across 6 floors, a frescoed dining room, spiral staircase and views over a peaceful medieval village in the Lot region. There's also a 2-bedroom stone cottage in the walled courtyard, an enclosed garden and a heated swimming pool. Asking price: €550k ($634k). The Templar Knights who built this probably didn't picture the pool. But here we are.

@archivekamala @DouglasEmhoff Not a lot of diversity. Looks like the old KKK dems.

.@DouglasEmhoff at the No Kings protest in Malibu, CA.

@DougBenson Its not hard. Thats why they call weed DOPE. Put the bong down Douglas.

Why is it so hard to be anti-fascism?

@ChrisMurphyCT Who?

Look who I ran into at the No Kings rally in Torrance, California.

@CBSNews Its like a parody. Poor 8th grade rhymes & a shot voice. Bruce sucks .

Bruce Springsteen performed "Streets of Minneapolis," a song he wrote in response to the deaths of Renee Good and Alex Pretti during Operation Metro Surge, during a "No Kings" rally in St. Paul, Minnesota. Organizers of the rally believe it is the largest in the state's history, estimating over 200,000 attendees.

A great Norm Macdonald bit about Tiger Woods’ adultery: “From a mathematical point of view, Tiger is the most faithful man who ever lived.”

@ABlackPolitical I cant tell if this is a parody account:(

Bruce Springsteen is currently playing to a #NoKings crowd of over 200,000 people in Saint Paul Minnesota right now! Trump is using government to hurt people who disagree. That is what kings do to scare others. We will not be scared. We will not be silent.

@middleageriot This picture shows a real lack of diversity. Sad.

BELOW: How Chicago feels about kings.

@wttw These idiots vote for Pritzker, Johnson, mire tax and more crime. I cant wait to leave IL this year.

A "No Kings" rally in Chicago's Grant Park has begun with thousands gathered for the national day of action. Latest updates: to.wttw.com/3NtJquo

@Giannoulias Amazing!! Just a sea of idiots!

Here we go!!!! #NoKingsChicago

@CWBChicago They killed #JerryLewis #ChicagoNoKings

Six cops were on routine patrol when they saw 2 masked men in latex gloves with guns in their hands. They were still climbing out of their unmarked squad cars when the men opened fire, killing a local businessman, prosecutors say. cwbchicago.com/2026/03/cops-s…

@Variety Superheroes that cant defend a knife attack?

Rob and Michelle Reiner Remembered as ‘Superheroes’ at Human Right Campaign Gala: 'They Helped Make It Possible for LGBTQ+ ... variety.com/2026/politics/…