Jeffrey’s Good Side

If the best an atheist can come up with for an idea of god and heaven is a man in the sky and other childish depictions, it says more about their lack of depth and experience as a life form than it does inherently about the notions of god and heaven themselves. Life and death are objectively real concepts. Light and dark. Chaos and order. Creation and destruction. Good and evil. There is a ying and a yang to reality. That’s an observable fact. Light from the sun creates life, and a black hole destroys everything within its event horizon. Our notions of light and dark correlating with life and death are not accidental or made up. They reside deep within us, and there is much we don’t truly know. But if our bodies are instruments which can actually experience and feel the stimuli of the universe, then why wouldn’t something felt in the deepest parts of a person’s being be worthy of consideration? Just because humans are incapable of truly articulating the magnitude of these ideas effectively, and instead say stupid things like “Christ is king”, doesn’t mean there isn’t a much higher dimensional level of this existence that may have direct or indirect impact on events and evolution. The struggle between creation and destruction is objectively real at a fundamental existential level. It’s a cosmic war.

@themaggiesh You just made me like her.

This is worse than Hogan’s comment, but as usual fans will do mental gymnastics to defend it.

@TheChiefNerd Amazing how many people don’t realize he’s a fucking comedian. NGMI retards.

🚨 Will Ferrell Says He Doesn’t Pamper His Kids “I won't pay for stuff for my kids … They gotta earn it … If we take a family trip, I'll sit in first class and my kids will sit not only in coach but on a different airline. I'll make sure it's a red eye … I’m trying to teach the value of a buck.”

@MENin4K Extremely Freudian but God bless ‘em.

the way aaron taylor-johnson is the only man people would cheer on for cheating 😭

@9mmsmg Glorious.

I haven't seen a single post from South Asia or Nigeria for days.

@davemeltzerWON ‘97 Shawn might have. I love the Lou Thesz era, but to see a legend like that pretending he doesn’t see the genius of Shawn’s whole game, from the highest level of ring psychology to athleticism, is strange. Sounds personal.

@think42seconds He wouldn’t even say that

Lou Thesz on Shawn Michaels: "Choreographed tumbling."

@OwlJohnson4 @HustleBitch_ You obviously missed the full story. Amazing to watch people go so hard with no information.

@HustleBitch_ This psychopath is out here chugging egg whites and beating up his neighbors. Must be a method actor

🚨 REACHER STAR ALAN RITCHSON HAS SOMETHING GO VERY WRONG MID-RECORDING — AND HE DOESN’T SEE IT COMING He tries drinking liquid egg whites his friend swears are “better than protein powder”… straight from the carton. One sip and you can see it hit him instantly. He even grabs a chaser… but it’s too late. The taste is stuck. After that reaction… you think he’s ever touching that again?

@meatheadmusings @Howlingmutant0 @aditiraaaj1 Chick energy.

@Howlingmutant0 @aditiraaaj1 I would kill upwards of 88 babies for a full head of grey hair. I don’t want to be fucking bald(ing).

Boy's worst nightmare

@drharveee Not to that degree.

Ladies, whatever this is called.....On behalf of all men, we like it.

@SirBylHolte It’s the way it was in the book too so longer than 22 years ago.

Rewatching the Harry Potter movies and, while I never liked Hermione, "Prisoner of Azkaban" turns her into an insufferable, overpowered Mary Sue. Punches Draco in the face. Threatens him physically with her wand. Slaps Harry’s hands. Bosses Harry and Ron around. Literally controls time with zero real consequences or mistakes. Saves Buckbeak—and the day—instead of Harry. Calls the werewolf away instead of Harry. Solves most of the mystery (Lupin, Sirius, Pettigrew) before Harry fully catches up. Attends multiple classessimultaneously like it’s nothing. Stands up to PROFESSOR Snape in class while everyone else fears him. Takes charge of the entire rescue plan at the end—Harry mostly follows her lead. Rescues Sirius Black from the tower, for which he affirms her as “the brightest witch of your age.” Oh—and she’s also the only one smart enough to figure out Lupin is a werewolf while everyone else is clueless. If they were depicting her this way 22 YEARS AGO, how do you expect the TV show to feel?

When I was 16 or 17, I still played video games. I got deeply immersed in the game Knights of the Old Republic. I played that game all day every day, doing every single thing that it was possible to do. I even gave Bastila a jolly good rogering in the end. I was totally IN that game. When I finally beat the game, I felt like absolute shit. There was no sense of accomplishment. None of the reward systems of my brain were activated. I felt empty and deflated. What had I even been doing with myself? My own person had not been benefitted in any way. I’ll always remember that feeling because I thought I liked that game. I hadn’t thought about the possibility that it was existentially meaningless, maybe even harmful. Spirit-crushing. This was the start of realizing clearly that the only true way of finding a sense of reward and achievement in life is to do real things, in the real world, with your real body. A video game is an escape. Maybe it can work as a bit of short term fun that you don’t take seriously. But unless you’re some nerdy chick with nice tits who simps want to watch play video games, there is nothing to gain from it. It will never level you up, no matter what cope you want to tell yourself. If you spend too much of your time in it, you will stand still. You are preferring a fake world because the real world is too hard. Most gamers are NGMI. As a grown man, if you can actually sit there and play video games, you’re way behind. At a certain point it should be impossible for you to even give your attention to something so pointless. Porn is similarly soulsucking and debased. Now think of this: there are dudes playing porn video games. The abyss itself has stared long into these men and found them wanting.

@drinkonsaturday Only people utterly disconnected from any social reality would believe this actually happened.

When you finally lock eyes on a good one—someone who actually clicks—you move with care. No sudden gestures, no desperate energy. Just steady, deliberate pursuit. You’ve calibrated every word, every step, so as not to spook the rare creature worth the pursuit. Then, right as things start aligning, the on-lookers materialize from the shadows. The ones who never noticed before. The ones who passed you by when you were invisible. Now they swarm, suddenly loud, suddenly entitled, as if your attention was a public resource they’re owed a cut of. Try to brush them off politely? They turn feral. Agitated, indignant, even hostile—like you’ve committed some grave betrayal by choosing quality over their noise. Their egos bruise easy when the spotlight shifts. It’s the same old story: scarcity makes value obvious, and nothing stings quite like watching someone else claim what they ignored. The jealous chorus always sings loudest once the song is no longer for them.

TL is extra sloppy today. God damn.

@ataletold @Mr_Husky1 Do you even hear how pathetic and whiny you sound?

@Mr_Husky1 C'mon! The kid was bing annoying. He should have called the steward. Instead, he did NOT "tilt his seat back," he slammed it backward, violently. He may not have meant to hurt the kid, but if he did, that's assault and battery. Why don't people get that that's a jailable offense?

A teenager continued to kick a passenger's seat despite his pleas for him to stop. The man finally tilted his seat backwards, causing an impact that injured the young man 😳

@GadSaad @ZohranKMamdani @JoeBiden @AOC Truly horrible take.

I tried tonight to watch Top Gun Maverick. Things that I would enjoy more: 1) Grooming the beard of @ZohranKMamdani; 2) Giving @joebiden an oil massage; 3) Listening to Occasional Cortex @AOC explain her foreign policy views; 4) Visit Raqqa, Syria wearing a “I love Bibi” t-shirt; 5) Injecting Ebola into my eyeballs.

@Gor3borti0n @DeruyterStan @BreitbartNews So is atheism. Anyone who acts like they know anything for a certainty is full of shit and should not be trusted.

@DeruyterStan @BreitbartNews Nah mate, they certainly did. It's just religion is a cancer.

In her new memoir, actress Christina Applegate shares devastating diary entries from the time she got pregnant but sacrificed her child in 1991. The "Married with Children" star clearly knows exactly what's happening as she chooses her career over the life of the baby, who she says "to this day, I know" was a daughter. "I love this being… I always felt that if I ever got pregnant when I knew it was the wrong time, I wouldn’t have any problem having an ab**tion. ‘Oh, whatever. It isn’t even a baby yet.’ That’s bullsh*t. This creature’s incredible- makes me feel whole, safe." *** “I’m f*cking pregnant, and I’m k*lling my child on Thursday. I’m thinking, ‘Where the f*ck can I go to recuperate from m*rder?’" Applegate went on to write a poem to the unborn baby, asking for forgiveness. "Hello, little thing. I feel you every moment of my day. Such a tiny existence. Such an immense effect you have. You are a miracle. A tiny handed miracle. I love you, but you know your fate. It’s not your time. I know you didn’t make that decision, but it can’t be your time. You will live on, though. You will live through another. I hope you will forgive me, but I want you to know how you’ve changed me. You’ve opened my eyes. You’re letting me know something is more important than myself. But mommy can’t be with you right now. But know she loves you- more than any other miracle. And know that when it’s your time it will be your time."

@9mmsmg Weird. I’m on the opposite end of that spectrum. I can swallow like 8 of the large size supplement capsules all in one swig. Possibly more, I’ve never tried.

I'm at the point where I need to fake chew to be able to swallow a pill to trick my body into thinking it's food. I can swallow a chunk of steak that would make a lion need an emergency tracheostomy, but a small vitamin is a challenge. I knew someone like this and made fun of them relentlessly. Now I've become that person. Going to start hiding my vitamin D in a piece of cheese like a dog.

@realOrlokkNoxx @klara_sjo The feeling is NOT mutual bub.

@klara_sjo I enjoy interacting with you

It's time for your Daily DANG, please enjoy. I can't stop this, I don't know how, I may need help.

@klara_sjo I mean, as long as more of these continue to be made, I don’t see how you can stop at this point. The dang girl really is the one who is keeping this thing going.

@jk_rowling Hoodies are a genius article of clothing.

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.