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@UTDPhemloid @ChelseaFC Omo 😂

@ChelseaFC I first think say una don sack Alonso 😂

Club statement.

@FabrizioRomano He thinks he's tuff, generational hate watch incoming

🩵👋🏼 Enzo Maresca on next targets: “To win titles here at Man City, and to play beautiful football”.

@yemialadee Lmao

⚠️ Approach at your own risk 🧸 #DontbeShy

@ParamSiddh @threadreaderapp unroll

If I had to learn Math for Machine Learning from scratch, this is the roadmap I would follow:

@lilycact Y'all think guys gaf these days lmao

I just want to feel like he actually wants to be around me.

@lucceano1 @trikcode What are you into now

@trikcode That’s why I left swe in 2021. All that dsa, calculus & discrete math to build front end UI components. Needed a lot more dopamine than that sht

Applying for a software engineer job in 2026 be like: 1. Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science 2. LeetCode Grandmaster 3. Built a compiler from scratch 4. Designed a new computer architecture 5. Ex-Google, Ex-Meta, Ex-OpenAI 6. Nobel Prize in Physics All to still build a CRUD app.

@lenadelrey0 @OpiumX_29 We're*

@OpiumX_29 Saying “females” like were a exotic species of animals

@YOLICOM6 Why share this news when no justice was served to them....stfu

Caught At The Park In Benue!!!💥 The Fulani kidnappers came to Ihotu park to board a vehicle to Makurdi. There, they met a girl they had kidnapped and released after paying ransom. They were even using a bag they collected from the girl. The girl raised the alarm, held one inside the vehicle, and two took to their heels, but were caught. They had a Ghana-must-go bag at the back of the vehicle. ₦11M was discovered inside. The Ihotu park manager called soldiers, both soldiers and police came to rescue them. The girl followed them to the station. The Benue State Governor called the commissioner that he's interested in this case. They've been moved to Makurdi. Tunde Segun

@instablog9ja He has to do payback

Young Man Confirmed Innocent After Br¥tal A§§ault Over False Th+ft Allegation in Anambra A man was br¥tally a§§aulted by a group of unidentified persons after he was accused of st+aling money in Onitsha, Anambra State. In a video circulating on Facebook, the victim repeatedly swore on the lives of his mother and siblings that he was innocent and had not st%len the money. Reacting to the incident, the Chairman of the Human Rights Defenders (HURIDE), Ebonyi State chapter, Sampson Iko Nweke, said it was later confirmed that the man was innocent. Condemning the att@ck, Nweke described it as an act of jungle justice, stressing that no one should be subjected to such treatment over an unverified allegation. He urged the victim to seek legal redress and appealed to anyone who knows him to help him get justice.

@keepcryingtome Your tweets are so weird Tf you doing????

u can lowkey get anything you want from ur guy friends if u put ur feet on their lap and rub their bulge while asking

@flattenedfunnel @keepcryingtome What an unhealthy tweet I have just read

@keepcryingtome did this with my friend the other day and he came before I could even ask what I wanted from him

@konami001 @winexviv Bot comment

@winexviv Why are you people always trying to spoil governments name, even in private organizations, people fund trips and get reimbursed. If it was that important, the parties involved would have funded and get refunded. This is simple

Nigeria has now been delisted from the International Maths Olympiad, whose finals are happening in Shanghai, China, this July. It is one of the most prestigious academic competitions in the world. Nigeria can now only participate as an observer nation, while other countries can participate fully. This was because of the Ministry of Education’s inability to fund students for 4 consecutive years through National Mathematical Center. It’s a big shame for Nigeria.

@aminushehuuba1 @CFCdruw Name one available

@CFCdruw Still need a world class keeper

Marco Palestra - 6’1” Maxence Lacroix - 6’4” Jacobo Ramon - 6’5” What do these three players have in common? Now ask yourself: what has Chelsea lacked these last few seasons?

@umehstanleo Guiu Delap 😂

Who deserves a second chance at Chelsea? 👇 Me: gittens, you?

@NGRPresident Kain mumu take

Obi’s call for President Tinubu’s resignation childish and an unwarranted distraction. 1/2

@cubesol_greg @forgebitz Ai learnt from us....

@Halo_chains You sent this to your self, farming clickbait

@web3righteous Interested

a new ai training platform….currently actively hiring!!! no interview just upload a CV and click apply will send the link to those interested

@NoodleHairCR7 Pained tweet

Look at the number of games man What a fraud 😭😭😭😭😭

@Nsukka_okpa Nobody fool reach Wasiu fans Kain mumu fanbase

Has anyone else noticed that Lionel Messi is utterly incapable of winning alone? He doesn’t elevate clubs; he demands engineered systems to mask his limitations. The moment Barcelona’s financial leverage collapsed and his elite safety nets Neymar and Suárez were stripped away, Messi tried and failed to lead a transition era alongside Coutinho and Dembélé. Realising he couldn't carry the weight, he fled to a state-funded playground at PSG, hiding behind prime Mbappé. When that experiment imploded, he retreated to America, immediately manipulating the environment by exhuming Busquets, Alba, and Suárez just to survive the MLS. Even his crowning international achievement was a manufactured narrative a World Cup handed to him by an entire squad structurally designed to run, press, and bleed on his behalf while he walked the pitch waiting for penalties. Meanwhile, Cristiano Ronaldo adapted, evolved, and conquered England, Spain, and Italy. Ronaldo builds legacies from the ground up through sheer force of will; Messi merely inherits luxury super-teams and hoards the credit. One is a self-made footballing deity. The other is a heavily protected VIP tourist. The debate is officially over. 🤫🐐🇵🇹