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Jim Collins

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Conservative humorist; military veteran; bringing humor and satire to world events; if we did not laugh, we would just cry.

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Jim Collins
Jim Collins@JimCollinsJr·
@CBSEveningNews No one will ever confuse dining at Ruth's Chris with going to Chilli's. Everyone just do your thing.
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CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil
Dress code debate: Steakhouse chain Ruth’s Chris says it will ban hats and gym wear. Chili’s fired back, saying their only dress code “is that you have to be dressed.”
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
@ArthurMacwaters I didn’t have ulcers, but my limbic system was reacting like I was dying
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i genuinely don't understand how anyone hates Elon the night before flight 4, he was vomiting with stomach ulcers from the stress of crashes, with both SpaceX and Tesla on the brink of bankruptcy he launched it anyway, when 99.9999% of people would've quit. that's bravery. and it reached orbit. now, that same company will have the largest IPO in history. absolutely one of the most inspiring stories
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JUST IN: SpaceX reportedly aims to file for IPO as soon as this week

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@NOLAnews Has Elon ever been to New Orleans and understood why even dead people are not underground? Unless Elon is developing electric submarines, this is not going to work.
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@NEWSMAX Coming from the guy who never criticized the Iraq fiasco, this just looks like another democrat whining about Trump.
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NEWSMAX@NEWSMAX·
The United States faces limited options regarding the Strait of Hormuz, former Defense Secretary James Mattis said, criticizing what he described as a lack of clear strategic direction toward Iran, according to a report. newsmax.com/world/globalta…
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The Washington Post
The Washington Post@washingtonpost·
Army blonde Jessica Foster has gained more than a million followers since she began posting on Instagram four months ago. But Foster is an illusion — a fake woman who experts say was probably created by AI. wapo.st/4bANikX
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Secretary Markwayne Mullin
I am grateful for President Trump’s trust in me to lead the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. It’s an honor to serve. As @DHSgov Secretary, I’m committed to safeguarding the American people and protecting the homeland. I’ll fight for your family just as I’ll fight for mine. I look forward to standing shoulder to shoulder with the 260,000 outstanding DHS employees and their families to keep our nation safe. My first priority is to end the partisan fighting and reopen the U.S. Department of Homeland Security as a matter of national security. Let’s get to work. 🇺🇸
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@CBSNews ICE reforms? You mean ICE defunding so that democrat’s illegal voters stay in the country
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CBS News@CBSNews·
Senate Democrats continue push for ICE reforms in emerging DHS shutdown deal. cbsn.ws/4t1gnNz
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Rand Paul
Rand Paul@RandPaul·
Kentucky is lucky to have @MassieforKY. He votes his conscience, defends the Constitution, and never backs down. Great to join him in Shelbyville and hear directly from the people who matter most: voters. @WLKY
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Breaking911
Breaking911@Breaking911·
🤯 4 hour wait times at Houston airport now.
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The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee·
Man Finally Admits To Gambling Problem After Placing Bet On Women’s Basketball buff.ly/Ti8Va2L
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@WTHRcom Yeah, mostly finding an Iranian leader who is not dead to talk to.
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The Washington Post@washingtonpost·
President Trump, who is in the midst of pressuring senators to curb the use of mail-in voting, voted by mail ballot in Tuesday’s special election in Palm Beach County, Florida. wapo.st/47fVUwf
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@nytimes Did they not invite the minority candidates? Did they not come? Do they not exist? This seems ridiculous.
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The New York Times@nytimes·
Breaking News: USC canceled a California governor’s debate on short notice after facing outrage over including only white candidates. nyti.ms/4sHgw96
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@NBCNews NBC News truly hates America. Since the US military has not made any other mistake NBC News must just keep finding ways to repeat the old story. No matter how much you dislike the leftist media, it is not enough.
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NBC News@NBCNews·
“I still haven’t been able to come to terms with it. I can still smell blood and gunpowder, and the images of that day." Iranians grieving over school missile strike express rage at America and President Trump. nbcnews.com/world/iran/ira…
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Jim Collins@JimCollinsJr·
@davidaxelrod Trump cares so much about America that he is willing to give up his mail in ballot to save America. Most magnanimous President in history.
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@washingtonpost If they can find an Iranian leader still alive to talk to, we might be to final peace agreement with Iran.
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The Washington Post@washingtonpost·
Breaking news: Egypt, Pakistan and Turkey have taken the lead in efforts to broker a peace deal between the U.S. and Iran, serving as intermediaries in talks between U.S. envoy Steve Witkoff and Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi, according to officials. wapo.st/4dcOaPv
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Jim Collins@JimCollinsJr·
@WWLTV Here is a picture of MSY from this morning. No line. I have rarely seen New Orleans so empty. There is no chaos today.
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WWL-TV@WWLTV·
In a statement, Sheriff Greg Champagne says a deputy acted to restore order during chaotic TSA lines at New Orleans airport. wwltv.com/article/news/l…
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Jim Collins@JimCollinsJr·
It is sad as a veteran how people don’t care about their vote as much as their money. If someone was stealing money from your bank account would you say “well, it is not that much” or would you demand the bank stop the stealing and make sure it does not happen again? I do not want either side to be able to rig elections, and I believe both sides have at times done so.
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