The Stocked Monkey

@GnosisWolf Oh look! Videos I've already watched except someone flipped them so they could steal the content!

You can’t always trust your eyes. 🤔

@IfindRetards Voted by the people who look at their shit the most. Dumb fucks

The results are in. After 3434 votes Brooklyn Dad wins by less than 1%. Someone let him know he won, he blocked me.

@HonestGolfer5 @legitbrittFLA @hugolowell This post says significantly more about you than anything else.

@legitbrittFLA @hugolowell How’s this, MAGAt?

The White House has called a travel/photo lid as of 11am ET, meaning we do not expect to see the president for the rest of the day Trump is in Washington this weekend but we are yet to have a formal news briefing on the situation with the missing airman in Iran

@WassonWatch Review your post

BREAKING: Information posted by randos may not be reliable.

@RepFine In Canada they're fighting for the right to euthanize children without their parents consent. Can I claim asylum?

I am so damn proud to be an American right now. We will go to the end of the earth to save one of us. That’s what makes our civilization superior to those that celebrate death. Bless the heroes who brought their fellow hero home.

@cartercenter1 @JLGF88 @Faytuks Correct ✔️ You get a cookie 🍪

@JLGF88 @Faytuks The U.S. Official that leaked it to them should be.

BREAKING: US crew member on F-15E has been rescued but is "not safe yet" as rescue operation is in progress, a US government official tells Al Jazeera

@molu_goluu @EliseStefanik Canada now lists Indian shit monkeys as being from "South Asia"

The breaking reports of the safe rescue of the F-15 WSO are a profound relief to every American. God Bless this brave servicemember who evaded capture in the most challenging circumstances and God Bless the special operations forces who put their lives on the line for this dangerous rescue mission. It is a deeply engrained patriotic value that Americans will to go to the ends of the earth (and beyond!) and do whatever it takes including risking it all to bring their fellow Americans home. Happy Easter, indeed. ✝️

@SaraMtshabi Pssst! You may be a lesbian

Men who don't eat pussy, how do you satisfy your woman?

@BTCBreadMan You can source water for free if necessary.

A gallon of gas costs $4.00. A 20oz bottle of water at the has station costs $2.50. Water is 4 times more expensive than gas on a per gallon basis. But everybody is complaining about gas prices because they’re fucking retarded.

@NC5 Nobody was trying to abduct or sex traffic her.

After a viral video gained attention online, Smyrna police are warning the public about suspicious encounters in a shopping area and urging people to stay aware.

@warsurv Added sound effects mean you're redundant. Blocked 🚫

🇷🇺🔥😳 Russian soldier “shot down” a Ukrainian FPV drone by throwing his rifle at it. Do you think he made it out alive? ☠️

A video circulating online via Vahid claims to show the bodies of several individuals allegedly searching for a downed American pilot. It appears they were armed when they were killed. The authenticity of the footage is unclear.

@Reil76 Who does this flag represent?

Alberta, is this what you want for your LGTBQ community? People mocking them and making fun of them? Is this the Alberta you want for your children?

@NamesAreHard69 @TheStatusCuo @MagaGrunt1 @robertdunlap947

@NamesAreHard69 @TheStatusCuo @MagaGrunt1 @robertdunlap947 Share their statement

🇺🇸Democrats were more outraged over Sydney Sweeney’s jeans than they were over Iryna Zarutska’s murder.🇺🇸

@jk__childs @ChelsyFreedom @charliekirk11 @RealCandaceO @TuckerCarlson @TCNetwork @RealAlexJones @TheoVon @joekent16jan19 That's a lie. Why not use facts?

@ChelsyFreedom @charliekirk11 @RealCandaceO @TuckerCarlson @TCNetwork @RealAlexJones @TheoVon @joekent16jan19 They poured concrete on the murder scene overnight— I’m tired of being lied to.

Slowed down even more with a lovely song for @charliekirk11 🙏✝️ Those aren’t bugs. 🐛 @RealCandaceO @TuckerCarlson @TCNetwork @RealAlexJones @TheoVon @joekent16jan19

@BreeAlta @Reil76 You doubled down on being a dolt.

@StockedMonkey @Reil76 Right back at ya dumb 🥱 🐒

@BreeAlta @Reil76 You're basically retarded

@StockedMonkey @Reil76 Do you seriously think there aren’t Albertans who fall within the LBGT community?

@CrazyIntel @visionergeo @Americaonly9 What do you base your nonsense on?

@visionergeo @Americaonly9 They fell for the trap agains. The pilot was dead already from the initial blast 💥

‼️‼️🇮🇷🇺🇲 BREAKING | At this moment, based on various local sources, it is being reported that intense clashes are ongoing between U.S. Army Special Operations Forces and IRGC Ground Forces in the Milas area of the Rig Mountains in Iran’s Charmahal and Bakhtiari Province, as the U.S. is conducting a search-and-rescue operation for a downed pilot involving helicopters and attack aircraft, with flares being used to determine the pilot’s location, while at the same time American air assets are striking IRGC convoys attempting to approach the pilot’s suspected position in order to prevent them from reaching the area. See the latest updates with us: @visionergeo

@visionergeo Gonna be a good book, & a mediocre movie