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If at any point a reply to me has to reference something only found on my profile because you're too stupid to form an actual response, just know that you're the most butthurt bitch, and you've already lost.

@SusEdwardsFF @backpackerraden @moorehn In no fucking universe does Leavitt look 28.

@backpackerraden @moorehn you can’t tell the difference between a 28 and 60 year old?

Why the summer, does anyone know?

@smallandwisea @jhustbos @skyferrori How have I never seen someone use "unforch" before?

@jhustbos @skyferrori he went to religious camp and prayed away the gay unforch

the way lohanthony was dating timothee back then and now lohanthony is a straight christian i wonder what happened

@SyphroJYT @Avana5940 @bitedesires You've gotta watch The Rundown. Has everything. Random Schwarzenegger cameo, peak Sean William Scott, terrific Christopher Walken villain role.

@Zeaced @Avana5940 @bitedesires I actually haven't seen The Rundown. Imo The Rock's best are Southland Tales Get Smart Moana and Smashing Machine I don't really have a 5th that I really like all that much. There's also The Return of the Mummy, but he has such a minor role, and that movie isn't good cuz of him

i know who’s NOT

@SyphroJYT @Avana5940 @bitedesires I love Richard Kelly, but this would only be true if The Rundown didn't exist.

@Avana5940 @bitedesires His best movie is Southland Tales, actually

@soccergirly012 @nieto_phillip She couldn't/wouldn't even expose pedophiles with the evidence literally in her hands. So...good fuckin' riddance. Not that the next AG will go against Trump either.

@nieto_phillip Thats NOT a reason to fire her! That would be doing her job to expose even the highest dirt bags..

NEW: Trump told Pam Bondi shortly before his Iran speech on Wednesday night that she would soon be fired. Trump's reasoning for the sudden dismissal comes in part because the President believes Bondi tipped off Eric Swalwell about the FBI’s efforts to release investigative documents related to his relationship with Christine Fang. My latest with @spccohen for a @Daily_MailUS dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@SinisterSilver2 @secretsqrl123 I don't think it is TDS to tell you that the old orange bitch you worship looks OBJECTIVELY awful and clearly struggled through that whole speech?

@secretsqrl123 TDS has totally overcome you David

if this was trump tonight. he is going to be finished soon. he could barley stand up, slurring, and was just reading his texts one after another. i have NEVER seen a lower energy president. not even biden. after the speech he nearly fell back. and telling people that we are going to bomb iran back to the stone age? really? that is not a plan. and as long as iran has oil countries will rebuild them. he is living in a dream

@davepl1968 Hey...what the fuck do you mean saw a replay? You're suggesting that teachers, knowing what happened, were still like "hey kids, wanna watch some astronauts die??" You're a fucking idiot, dude.

99.9% of people who "experienced" the Challenger disaster saw it on replay and now remember it as live. Almost NO ONE was watching. Everyone thinks they were. It's a fascinating collective false memory.

@PopeSeneca @GammaRayJoe @esjesjesj Cool, but they don't pay for a free app, dumbass.

@GammaRayJoe @esjesjesj Imagine being on x since 2009 and only having 92 followers. 😂

All these accounts should be suspended

@TyJames0729 @bluefire5583 @MalwareJake Yeah, just slurp all over that fucking boot, dude. I love that a big bit of that tweet was them using facial recognition and you basically came back with "big brother me harder, daddy."

@Zeaced @bluefire5583 @MalwareJake The ICE agent was spot-on professional to the catty little brat. I admire that.

ICE was checking IDs at the Atlanta airport today. The.guy said "your DL photo is super light, so facial recognition might not work." I snapped back "that's so you know not to illegally deport me." His buddy said "we can find a reason" and NOTHING could be more on-brand for an encounter with ICE.

@bluefire5583 @MalwareJake Professionalism? Not a catty little bitch response?

@MalwareJake Words cannot express how much I loathe the policies of the current administration, but if you "snapped" at an agent who was just trying to check your ID at an airport, what sort of response were you expecting, exactly?

@DAdvovate @MorbidKnowledge Yeah, but why weigh in if you're just going to be a little bitch about it?

@Zeaced @MorbidKnowledge Relax there bleeding heart! Everyone can weigh in to content farming fodder! Now run along and get your medal!🤨

After Heath Ledger passed away in 2008, Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell, and Jude Law donated their full salaries from his final film to his daughter Matilda, who had been left out of his will. Ledger had passed without updating his will, meaning Matilda had been left out of it entirely.

@RealMikeSchall @rlamondinjr @MDCollege Ah yes, the perfect defense for when called/being a crybaby bitch: bring up Biden for literally no reason. Amazing.

@Zeaced @rlamondinjr @MDCollege Thanks I learned it from the Biden years - one of my favorites along with “threat to democracy”

We called it. Today, Trump confirmed his “presidential library” - the one @MDCollege handed over for $10 - will be a luxury hotel. The most valuable land our students ever owned. Gone. For $10. Soon to be a high-rise for a corrupt president. Our local state lawmakers who said nothing, did nothing, should be ashamed.

@daddysnewburner @DAdvovate @MorbidKnowledge To my knowledge, there was a will, but it was older and was made before the birth of his daughter, so it was the rest of his family who got/split his assets. And with probate, no one was getting anything yet anyway, so his co-stars doing what they did was a nice thing.

@Zeaced @DAdvovate @MorbidKnowledge But where did the money go and who was keeping it away from the kid? The money doesn't just disappear because there's no will

@RealMikeSchall @rlamondinjr @MDCollege "Dangerous misinformation" on such a low stakes topic is some of the best crybaby hyperbole I've heard in a long while. Good one.

@rlamondinjr @MDCollege No one “forced” anything and this is dangerous misinformation.

@DAdvovate @MorbidKnowledge Okay and...? It's a nice gesture for a friend. What a joyless piece of shit you must be to act like this. Tragic.

@MorbidKnowledge Oh no! The mother is also a celebrity, I doubt the child would have wanted for anything financially!

@salvador_flores @MikeDePorch45 @RepThomasMassie @dbongino What exactly is the truth you're seeing here that isn't being noticed? That they talked on the phone? Ooooooooooh groundbreaking.

@MikeDePorch45 @RepThomasMassie @dbongino Classic MAGAt move to deflect instead of noticing the truth in front of them. This is why people laugh at how stupid yall are

I’m frequently disappointed in politicians but Tom Massie defied the odds in my unfortunate experiences with him, as he surpassed my lowest expectations. This zero pretends to be a principled defender of liberty but, in the real world, he supports third-world tyranny. Here are the receipts from a phone call I had with this zero offering him a briefing on multiple investigations he was inserting himself into by publicly commenting on them. Rather than affording the subjects of the cases their constitutional Right to due process, Massie chose to waive off the briefing and litigate it on X for clicks. Notice I tried to call him back but he wasn’t interested in facts. It’s also of note that I never heard a single word from Massie during the process we engaged in to release the Epstein case docs. This process played out in media everywhere and yet Massie never reached out. Not once. It’s almost as if he wants to be a moron. As if ignorance is bliss for him. I’m horrified I once believed this guy was authentic.

@Coche_Moche @the_Bradster007 Every new Batman movie/series is a reboot. They are rebooting Batman with a different actor/circumstances. For Jumanji, they took core idea of living board game and made it living video game. A reboot. I'm not even the only one saying that for Batman: reddit.com/r/batman/s/EYc…

@Zeaced @the_Bradster007 The Dark Knight Nolan movies were a reboot to the previous Batman movies, they weren't trying to remake the same film(s). Jumanji wasn't remade into a modern version of the same story with Jumanji 2, it was a continuation of the previous (I admit loosely connected). Not a reboot.

Wait…there WAS A THIRD MOVIE?!!!

@ClintFiore @OGVlonaldTrutin "Haven't you heard Elon talk..." Nah, dude, intelligent people don't listen to Elon about fucking ANYTHING.

haven't you heard elon talk about how the solar energy our planet gets that just radiates off into space is enough to power the whole world with just a relatively small patch of solar panels? it's not that we're making new energy, it's that we're catching it and harnessing it before it just radiates off into space and is lost. that's what makes it a kind of magical-seeming new energy source without it violating laws of physics and thermodynamics. these are like microscopic solar panel and battery combos times a zillion.

Ok hear me out, in Project Hail Mary, if the mission had failed and Grace never sent Taomoeba back to earth… couldn’t earth still have been ok with 90%+ sunlight forever (which is what happened with other stars after the astrophage population feeding on them eventually plateaus) by using the ability to breed and harness astrophage for infinite free energy which could be used for light and heat for agriculture, building giant heated greenhouses, keeping mega cities plenty warm, etc? Think of all the stuff you could do with astrophage besides interstellar travel. It’s mind boggling how many civilization level infrastructure projects would suddenly be realistically feasible.

@cobradobsa @Sheeteatingrin @WeirdMons @Gadget440 I'm not saying you have to agree, but if you drop drop your sandwich on a pile of dogshit, eating around the shit part doesn't make the sandwich somehow worth eating. Having to hold your noise and be like "we'll just ignore the toxic misogyny" is embarassing. That's my point.

@Zeaced @Sheeteatingrin @WeirdMons @Gadget440 Why would it be pathetic? The only person im agree with 100% is me. Just because i dont agree with him in everything,that doesnt mean he cant have good points in other topics. But now he is just bad l,but it wasnt always like this

🚨 UNHINGED: Andrew Tate screaming on stream about how everyone is going to respect him! He says, "You don't to indict me! You don't get to make me cry!" If Tate is indicted soon, it will be because of his charges in Romania including rape, human trafficking, sex acts with a minor and trafficking minors.

@Coche_Moche @the_Bradster007 ...What? It's 100% a reboot. They are connected through the idea of Jumanji, but even that doesn't operate the same way as the original. It is a 22-year-later follow up to a standalone movie and has only tenuous links to the original. It's a reboot.

@Zeaced @the_Bradster007 Yeah, there's nuance to it. Maybe not the picture perfect example. But still, it's not a rebooted or remade franchise