Abolish GHJKLMOPQTUVWXYZ

Why is nobody talking about all the stuff everyone is talking about but I alone haven't heard anyone talking about?

@Tweet137188103 @alx ...more than they love *any Americans

@alx So do corporations

Most politicians in America love illegal aliens more than they love white people.

@DrDebraSoh The Boyscast

Which shows should I do next? I’ll talk to anyone, regardless of their politics. Please @ me and the host

@michaelmalice But do you deny it?

@loseleafs @Glinner @sonnyarnie I'm devastated. Ashamed. Sobbing. Contemplating MAID. Also a girl.

@kellydfunk @Glinner @sonnyarnie you can just say you're gay bruh.

some things are worth waiting for happy pride :)

@HotRod_RodHot @agmethod75 @neppy Right more like 10+%

@agmethod75 @neppy 7% lol. Come back to reality bud

locking away $30K a year into retirement accounts is insane cool you'll be a millionaire when you're 68

@CommonSenseSoln @neppy Hate to have to tell you whose healthcare you're paying for...

@neppy That's because you're European. You'll happily give up 50% of your income so grifters down the street get free healthcare and college tuition. Here in America things are different. We have freedoms and responsibilities.

@eatinerni It's just those smaller pepperoni that form a perfect cup to hold like a tsp of grease each - e.g. Mountain Mike's

@kellydfunk ive never had cupping pepperoni

Add 2 toppings to this pizza 🍕

Why is the crossword now AFTER wordle and connections in my @nytimes crosswords app? America's dumbing down proceeds as planned. I suppose I could check preferences...

@Glinner @sonnyarnie Honestly she looks great pre and post. It's sad she killed that beautiful girl and her entire progeny but the boyish thing she built is also kinda pretty

@sonnyarnie Oof you poor kid.

@AdamCarollaShow @bengleib Who knew a 60's commie knew what drugs were?

Who knew Jane Fonda could party! @bengleib 🤣

@HeidiBriones @jelly_momm That's one racist baby

@jelly_momm Poor baby. Maybe his family sucks. 😢 Could've been a cry for help.

This baby that I’ve never met kept coming up to me at my daughter’s swim practice to hug & cuddle with me. Literally saw me, ran up & hugged me for a min straight. His mom said “you must have amazing energy bc he doesn’t like ANYONE, my family can’t even get a hug from him”

@TheRabbitHole Just fat ✋

Are you Woke or just fat?

@EndWokeness Inappropriate government waste

Sheriff McMahill's new policy? Cars used for "teen takeovers" now get shredded:

@elonmusk @RobertMSterling If it was THIS prevalent, more of our servicemen should have done something. Sandusky comes to mind

@RobertMSterling In some cases, they raped kids to death. It’s that bad.

Afghan Army commanders brought their child sex slaves onto US bases; Marines got PTSD from hearing them get raped at night The governor of the district I deployed to had a basement rape dungeon And these were our allies, the “good guys” People have no idea how bad it is there

@RobertMSterling Losing some respect for our veterans based on news like this...

@ThomasPhippen "strawberry colored" 🤔

A teen boy on puberty blockers goes to a urologist because he was wetting his pants in class Also his pee was strawberry colored from blood and skin flakes Boy and his mom ask if the incontinence and bloody urine might be side effects from puberty blockers The transition-friendly urologist says nah, transition drugs are totally safe, the problem is you're holding in your pee *too much* A few months after stopping the puberty blockers, the boy stopped peeing blood The urologist was charged this year for allegedly having thousands of pornographic pictures of children

@DisgracedProp It's hard to determine if you're complaining about the absurd disqualification or the parents' lying, but I'll just guess

Insane thing happened in Ipswich, Massachusetts. Winning lacrosse team seniors photographed smoking cigars while celebrating their graduation. Forced to FORFEIT their entire season just before big playoff game for "violating state athletic association rules against tobacco use." Parents/students try to claim that the cigars were fake, but a thorough investigation is conducted and a damning receipt from Shaw's grocery store is found (despite parents' attempt to smudge out the date on the receipt). You live in a prison and you don't even know it.

@TheRabbitHole I thought they said we were trying to ban 1984

Apparently LOTR and 1984 make people RW

@BreitbartNews Split second?

A Jacksonville officer makes a split-second decision to use a PIT maneuver to stop a suspected drunk driver who repeatedly breached the Ironman Jacksonville race course, nearly striking athletes.