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@KellyMorrisonMN If it happens on a park bench maybe.

OBGYN here 👋 You don't need an ID to give birth.

@jaketapper Can FWIW be a negative value?

FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor

@bradshawmu @RLeg73 @cspan Most of you are actually into that.

@RLeg73 @cspan Most of us aren’t into kid fucking.

Q: "Why didn't you tell U.S. allies…about the war before attacking Iran?" President Trump: "We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"

@ctfw529 @stevemur @CBSNews @nickshirleyy Has been on the radar, LOL. "Are we attacking these Iranian drones flying right at us?" "No, sir, but they are firmly on our radar".

@stevemur @CBSNews @nickshirleyy For what? Read the article, this place has been on the radar since 2021…🤦🏻‍♂️

CBS NEWS INVESTIGATION: A salon, a modeling agency, and 89 hospices? We visited a 3-story LA building being called "ground zero" for fraud. We went to look for ourselves. cbsn.ws/4bmB3Kg

After last nights and the constant doxxing attempts and threats from people who want to attack me largely due to politicians and leftist hate filled rhetoric as I expose billion dollar fraud schemes stealing from taxpayers I’ve decided it’s time to raise money for security cost once again unfortunately You can donate here: blacklineguardianfund.com If you cannot donate no pressure whatsoever, please like and share this so it can get in the eyes of those that can. God bless, Nick

@TaraBull Bullsh*t from MSM.

What thing has got so expensive that you’ve quietly stopped buying it?

@nbcsandiego You guys suck at journalism but are great at semantics "...would require Americans to prove they are U.S. citizens..."

The legislation would require Americans to prove they are U.S. citizens before they register to vote and to show identification at the polls. on.nbc7.com/ZWiWBSQ

@Jerri_M_Green This tide is geriatric. Lifeguards required.

Williamson, TN voted for Trump by 32 points. The tides are changing. Be a part of our fight to take back Tennessee at greenforgovernor.com.

@oliviakrolczyk_ Three more degrees of what?

This is not a flex.

@MarinStrade @LovemyFLGov @TheChiefNerd Gas prices eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/… CPI (store bull) bls.gov/charts/consume… Military casualties dcas.dmdc.osd.mil/dcas/app/summa…

@Alex_notMusk @LovemyFLGov @TheChiefNerd Are you denying young americans have died due to his actions in Iran? Are you denying gas prices have risen? Are you denying the grocery store bull doesn’t hurt? My friend, you’re the one in a cult who can’t see reality.

🚨 Jerry O’Connell Says His Family Was ‘Filled With Rage’ When Trump Won in 2024 “I didn't think Trump was gonna win … My wife and daughters became physical with me. They were filled with rage … If I made any kind of joke they'd become very angry with me.”

@JebraFaushay Now THAT'S dyslexia, Governor Newsom!

I'm wearing my monocle, I've taken my vitamins, my screen is clean, and my brain is functioning. I have no idea what this means.

@Polito_loco Europeans can sure elect them, don't they.

In 63 seconds, Ireland's new President, and her first ST. Patrick's Day message she sends out a message to humiliate Ireland with woke nonense. In 63 seconds She calls SAINT Patrick, Patrick four times. In turn ignoring Ireland's Catholic historical traditions. Refuses to wear green, opting for black instead like a funeral. And espouses a historically innacurate version of events comparing St Patrick to a migrant (he was a slave!) to create a modern day socialist propaganda speech. Disgraceful.

@crampell And you think this photo helps your argument?

Trump found a new way to raise prices. We're losing 200,000 commercial truck drivers, thanks to rule barring immigrants who are asylum seekers, refugees or recipients of DACA from obtaining commercial licenses washingtonpost.com/business/2026/…

@optinion1 @kumailn FFS

@kumailn Just wanted to say, as my timeline will show, I'm both Jewish and an anti-left catastrophist, but I thought Schindler's Post-It was a fairly amusing bit of vaudeville.

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@EndWokeness "Hmong, Mien!" is what Joe Biden loves to say.

In order to compete at the Oscars for Best Picture, all films must meet the "diversity inclusion" quota. Here are those rules. Yes, this is real.

@MarinStrade @LovemyFLGov @TheChiefNerd Objective reality is not your thing.

@LovemyFLGov @TheChiefNerd Oh my god RIGHT? We would be in a poorly thought out war with Iran and innocent young Americans would have died! Gas prices would be crazy, and home prices would still be climbing. The government would be killing actual American citizens in the street. You absolute clown 🤡

@adamcarolla LOL, you better be watching for some material, because nobody else is.

Watching the Oscars, why are half the guys wearing brooches?

@FiveTimesAugust Fuck no

I think what we’re witnessing with Trump is a careful uniparty orchestration of dismantling MAGA and his base so when the Democrats are back in power it looks like an organic unfolding of events. They have to keep the public thinking everything happens at the voting booth. It keeps the poors docile and complacent. So come next election the conservative turn out will be very poor (I predict the lowest in years) due to this continuous falling out with Trump. He doesn’t even pretend to care at this point. But I’m seeing it every day on here. People are walking away, and for good reason, but all by design I believe. It’s all setting the stage for the pendulum to swing back over to the left. And it will swing back harder than ever.

@FinFreedom414 LOL, what horseshit. People with generational wealth are so funny.

Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $10M net worth. Travel anywhere. Total freedom. Quiet house. Quiet holidays. Option B: Married. 3 kids. $1M net worth. Drive a Toyota. Chaos every morning. Loud house. Full dinner table. Be honest, which life are you choosing?

@nettermike LOL, is the latest ayatollah's name Joe?

The hits just kept coming for CNN this week. Amid criticism of the network’s biased reporting from Iran, bias about the conflict, and how they got access to the country, two high-ranking CNN officials were caught at the Iranian Embassy in London attending a celebration for the founding of the Islamic regime. Additionally, the daytime edition of CNN News Centralon Thursday aired four-uninterrupted minutes of Iranian state television delivering a purported written statement from the latest ayatollah, who’s in a coma.