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I just want you to know that I follow you specifically for your propensity to say odd sht.
Jarvis@jarvis_best
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“She’s back.” Lawn flamingo enthusiast. Office of Hurricane Snack Preparedness. Pronouns: Y'all, All y'all.
Florida, USA Katılım Mayıs 2026
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@AmosFromWV When I get a @Publix Sub, I always ask them to scoop out some of the middle bit of the roll. You can even put it under “Special Instructions” when you order via the app. Game-changer.
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Perfect amount of bread. Too many subs have too much bread.
Lobster Thermidor@scenicresorts
Hoagie night
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@JayCollinsFL “No tax breaks”? For hyperscale data centers?
Dude, just last year you fought FOR tax breaks for hyperscale data centers. You wanted them extended “indefinitely.”
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No tax breaks. No free water. No free electricity.
Florida families shouldn't subsidize billion-dollar companies. It's that simple.
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@DavidAlsop47613 Who, Jarvis?
<waves hands vaguely at the entire universe>
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I just want you to know that I follow you specifically for your propensity to say odd sht.
Jarvis@jarvis_best
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@GrizzlyJoeShow Oh man 💔
He and his family will be in my prayers.
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“We will be courageous together”
Capt. Sully, Who Saved 155 in ‘Miracle’ Plane Landing on the Water, Reveals Alzheimer’s Diagnosis people.com/captain-sully-…
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@BonkDaCarnivore @LondonRiverSFW LITTLE S!
Dang, I wish all my old tweets weren’t gone. I had some zingers. /cc @dgoldwas @podiatristdon
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Who edited this? The same people who made Blair Witch Project? Don’t watch if you get motion sickness. Probably not safe if you suffer from epilepsy either.
Jay Collins@JayCollinsFL
If I'm asking for your vote, you deserve my answers. I'll continue traveling this state, meeting people where they are, and answering the tough questions. Governor DeSantis changed the trajectory of Florida. My job is to protect what we've built and finish the work that's still ahead.
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@postsalot Right? Imagine having $50 million and not buying a dinosaur.
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@AmygatorRedux If I had that kind of money, I would drop it on that in a minute.
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@TheDurhamReport @GovGoneWild Good question. Maybe someone in the media can put it to him; I’ve never had a response from @GovGoneWild on anything.
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@AmygatorRedux @GovGoneWild Are taxpayers paying for this or Jay?
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“When running for the Senate, Collins said he was ‘chased down the street by angry, screaming couples who didn’t philosophically align’ with his ‘pro-God … pro-gun … pro-life’ positions.”
Friends, did this happen?
Amygator II@NewAmygator
@podiatristdon Literally no one believes this. What a goober. floridapolitics.com/archives/79567…
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@SirajAHashmi @hard2ern O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN 🫡
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRESIDENT ERN!
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If I'm asking for your vote, you deserve my answers.
I'll continue traveling this state, meeting people where they are, and answering the tough questions.
Governor DeSantis changed the trajectory of Florida. My job is to protect what we've built and finish the work that's still ahead.
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@OpenSourceZone Still has to pass the Senate. Does anyone know when that might be?
OSZ@OpenSourceZone
The US House passes a bill to make Daylight Savings Time permanent Final Vote: 🟢 Yes: 308 🔴 No: 116
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@AmygatorRedux @X I think it was a joke. Police are known to order lots of donuts for their staffs.
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This is why I get all my public health advice here on @X the everything app.
Greensboro Police Department@GSO_Police
Tips to avoid the parasite going around: replace all your fresh produce with donuts because they would never.
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@AmygatorRedux Was hoping you wouldn’t see it but thanks to the new algo…
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Perhaps unpopular opinion but I dislike the new algo, it’s not exactly that I don’t want to see my mutuals in my feed but Following already existed for that. For You’s usefulness was that stuff that was rising into the conversation tended to be pushed into it, which is broken now
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