Bobb Jordan

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Botox injections.

What did Kristi Noem bring home to her husband for Valentine's Day?

@FeelYouHappy Fake, but great.

Any man would fall in love with a wife like this 😘

@American1072 @RealJamesWoods Maineacs.

@RealJamesWoods That’s insane. I’m jealous of the Maineanites. Mainians? Mainedividuals.

The balls on this… um. Well, anyway…🍿

@GrandpaHarris65 Being stupid is like being dead. You don’t know it but everyone else does.

@craigymcmillan @DefiantLs And he’ll claim it’s the largest crowd ever.

@DefiantLs Trump be like ‘Welcome to the best inauguration swear in and lunch ever seen in the US. This historic date, will go down forever as the day the US got its 1776 principles back on track … ‘Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.’ TJ &!crew… God Bless America..🇺🇸

❌ Here Are The Top 9 Political Figures Who Reportedly Won't Attend Trump's Inauguration/Lunch A thread 🧵 1. Michelle Obama - Reportedly skipping both the swear-in ceremony and lunch.

@MeachamDr If I were drunk enough that she looked good, I’d be too drink to fuck.

Honestly, how drunk would you have to be?

@joncoopertweets He filled his diaper

Why does Trump look so much angrier than President Biden in their Oval Office meeting?

@RonFilipkowski Probably not the first thing they’ve faked for their husbands…

Charlie Kirk is upset that Republican women may “undermine their husbands” and secretly vote for Harris while telling their husbands they voted for Trump, even though the husband “works his tail off to make sure that she can have a nice life.”

@markrobinsonNC Shades of Hershel Walker

I am in the process of retaining aggressive legal counsel to investigate who did this and how; we will leave no stone unturned, and will use every legal means to hold CNN accountable for perpetrating these lies. I am not backing down, the future of North Carolina depends on it. #ncpol #ncgov

@joncoopertweets Are there sharks and electricity involved?

Donald Trump, JD Vance and Laura Loomer are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

@claireblookin @irishdaviddunne @ChuckCallesto It is.

@irishdaviddunne @ChuckCallesto Looks like a fake post.

If you could say ONE THING to the ABC debate moderators, what would it be?

@LePapillonBlu2 Rats don’t jump ship because it’s sinking; they jump because they’re rats.

Republicans are jumping ship. 🐀

@CollinRugg Did they provide clean underwear for the deplaned passengers?

JUST IN: American Airlines flight 590 out of Tampa, Florida narrowly avoids disaster after multiple tires blow out during takeoff. As the plane was picking up speed and seconds away from liftoff, the tires blew out. The pilot slammed on the brakes as the plane barreled towards the end of the runway. No injuries were reported and all 176 passengers and six crew members "safely de-planed." The Federal Aviation Administration said the take-off was aborted after the crew on the 737 "reported multiple blown tires." Full video: Captain Steven Markovich on YT.

@krassenstein @GeneVorobyov It wasn’t rape. It was only sexual assault.

@GeneVorobyov And is a convicted felon and rapist.

BREAKING: Moments ago the White House released the following letter from President Biden’s doctor, Dr. Kevin O’Connor in regards to the multiple visits to the White House by Dr. Kevin Cannard, who the media reported was an expert on Parkinson’s. It reads as follows and seems to dispel the Parkinson’s rumor: “I wanted to share with you background on why Dr. Kevin Cannard visited the White House. To protect patient privacy for the thousands of patients of the White House Medical Unit and the physicians who treat them, normally we do not disclose the names of the specialists we work with. However, in the interests of accuracy, I have obtained permission from the President and Dr. Cannard to confirm the details I am sharing. Dr. Cannard has been the Neurology Consultant to the White House Medical Unit since 2012. He was chosen for his breadth of experience and expertise across the specialty of Neurology. Prior to his Movement Disorders fellowship at Emory University, he had practiced as a general neurologist for six years. He is the longest serving Neurologist at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center and in the Military Healthcare System. He has been a member of the faculty at the Uniformed Services University's medical school since 1991 and is core faculty of the Neurology Residency Program. He has numerous local and national teaching awards, and is highly regarded for his clinical skills. These qualities make him a valued and versatile consultant to assess and treat a wide variety of conditions. Prior to the pandemic, and following its end, he has held regular Neurology Clinics at the White House Medical Clinic in support of the thousands of active-duty members assigned in support of White House operations. Many military personnel experience neurological issues related to their service, and Dr. Cannard regularly visits the WHMU as part of this General Neurology practice. We value the contributions he has made across the many patients he has treated in support of the White House and its personnel over these years. As I have written in each of the President's medical reports, as part of the President's annual physical, he sees a team of specialists that have included Optometry, Dentistry, Orthopedics (Foot and Ankle), Orthopedics (Spine), Physical Therapy, Neurology, Sleep Medicine, Cardiology, Radiology, and Dermatology. Dr. Cannard was the neurological specialist that examined President Biden for each of his annual physicals. His findings have been made public each time I have released the results of the President's annual physical. President Biden has not seen a neurologist outside of his annual physical. The results of this year's exam were detailed in my February 28th letter: "An extremely detailed neurologic exam was again reassuring in that there were no findings which would be consistent with any cerebellar or other central neurological disorder, such as stroke, multiple sclerosis, Parkinson's or ascending lateral sclerosis, nor are there any signs of cervical myelopathy. This exam did again support a finding of peripheral neuropathy in both feet. No motor weakness was detected. He exhibits no tremor, either at rest or with activity. He demonstrates excellent fine motor dexterity. But a subtle difference in heat/cold sensation could be elicited as it was last year. This heat/cold sensation deficit was detected a couple of inches higher on his ankle/calf this year, which is not unexpected. There may; in fact, be day to day subjective variation of these findings, as during last year's exam, this area of sensation deficit was actually found to be smaller than the year before. Seeing patients at the White House is something that Dr. Cannard has been doing for a dozen years. Dr. Cannard was chosen for this responsibility not because he is a movement disorder specialist, but because he is a highly trained and highly regarded neurologist here at Walter Reed.”

@akafacehots @LaylaTexas77 @POTUS @JoeBiden @WhiteHouse @PressSec “Are ran”.

@LaylaTexas77 @POTUS @JoeBiden @WhiteHouse @PressSec According to Wikipedia she's either 26 or 27

For those of you wondering who runs @POTUS @JoeBiden @WhiteHouse @PressSec It's this lady named Megan Coyne.. Yes, Joe Bidens X accounts are ran by a woman.

@AdamKinzinger Not rape. It was sexual assault. Loser.

I’ll just leave this here without comment. posted by Trump, TODAY. But I will ask, is this who we want to be?

@_Rotimi77 Pig Latin.

Let hear them

@RealTrumpTake @BidenHQ No one is afraid when you have secret service protection.

@BidenHQ Is this really the worst thing you could find against Trump? President Trump stood strong, unafraid of the PC crowd

Four years ago today Trump: And your second question was? I couldn't hear you. Can you – Reporter: The second – Trump: Can you take it off? Because I cannot hear you Reporter: I’ll just speak louder, sir. The – Trump: Oh, okay, because you want to be politically correct. Go ahead Reporter: No, sir. I just want to wear the mask

@Michaeldfl @FoxNews No no. It’s YOOGE!

@FoxNews Trump “I get this all the time. It’s Huuuge”

CNN reporter struck by size of pro-Trump rally in 'one of the bluest counties in the entire country' trib.al/833CMyC

@MatthewCappucci @waflanagan @Dylan_Oakes Because it’s flying in the opposite direction :)

@waflanagan @Dylan_Oakes You’re on the wrong side of plane?

WOW! Aurora on a DCA to Chicago flight! Courtesy of @Dylan_Oakes