GavinNewsom’s Dad

I commissioned artist MAIKEUL @MaikeulMaikeul to create for me a portrait of Julian Assange. Assange symbolizes the fight for freedom against an unjust state. #FreeAssange

@BahlestKimmie @White_RhinoCap @itsjacksworld WTF Terrible food in Salt Lake City, but the women are pretty damn nice.

@White_RhinoCap @itsjacksworld You’re talking about ugly women and gross food when you live in…checks notes…salt lake city?!?!

Uruguay is the best Plan B residency on Earth right now: - One of the safest countries in Latin America. Kids walk to school, families out at night, low crime across the whole country. - 400+ miles of Atlantic coastline. Punta del Este is South America's Monaco. Plus hundreds of quiet beach towns nearby. - 30+ years of stable, non-corrupt government. No surprises, no regime swings. Left and right hand over power peacefully every election. - It's the financial Switzerland of South America. Multi-currency international banking that's been reliable for decades. - An 11-year 0% tax holiday on foreign income when you decide to actually move there, and a plethora of options for keeping taxes at 0% after those 11 years. - First-world healthcare at a fraction of US prices. And the residency is permanent from day one. No temporary residency stage, no renewals. You only need to enter Uruguay once every 3 years to keep your permanent residency. Application is done in one trip: Fly into Montevideo for your hearing, file everything, then you're free to leave Uruguay. Processing and approval happens while you're back home or out traveling. The firm I partner with in Uruguay handles 100+ residencies per year, end-to-end, for individuals and families. DM me for the details and we'll get you started.

@d3rekfk @DitasAlcala @mamboitaliano__ @realDonaldTrump We should trade you for an illegal immigrant.

@DitasAlcala @mamboitaliano__ @realDonaldTrump Fuck that. He was the 1negative of this World Cup. Interfering with the red card which led to the distrust and disdain and eventually the US getting annihilated by Belgium. Then showing up and hogging the stage at the Final - laughable and pathetic. Nobody wanted the loser there

Since no one’s said it yet, I’ll say it Kudos to America! 🇺🇸🏆 You absolutely crushed the organization of this World Cup Flawless machine, zero hiccups, world-class venues, everything executed to perfection But… you can’t host them all, right? Just asking ⚽️

@teachplaygrub Your diagrams and explanation are nice. But we can just say “in the region of the cerebellum” 😬💀💀😬

1/Is remembering cerebellar anatomy making you dizzy? Need help telling your flocculus from your nodule? How much cerebellar anatomy do YOU know? Here’s some help w/an anatomy thread on the 9 lobules of the vermis!

@teachplaygrub “No change from 1 hr earlier.”

Radiologist after telling the ER doc the patient doesn’t need another CT, and then 20 minutes later seeing the CT on the reading list.

@C_KMcIntosh @murraychapman @filippomricci @Gazzetta_it Glad a reporter can distinguish opinions from facts. Occasionally.

@BouncingDeadCat @murraychapman @filippomricci @Gazzetta_it In your opinion

It’s over. After 38 days, 11 live games, 165 articles for @Gazzetta_it My #WorldCup comes to an abrupt and unexpected end just before the final. This morning I had a ticket for the final, plus mixed zone and parking, a few hours later they’ve all been cancelled. Fifa told us…

@C_KMcIntosh @murraychapman @filippomricci @Gazzetta_it A reporter can beg to differ but still adds no value.

@BouncingDeadCat @murraychapman @filippomricci @Gazzetta_it I beg to differ thecourier.co.uk/category/sport…

@C_KMcIntosh @murraychapman @filippomricci @Gazzetta_it “Journalists” add no value.

@murraychapman @filippomricci @Gazzetta_it As a journalist with no interest in sports reporting: 1) press tickets aren’t taken out of fan allocation 2) journalists are there to WORK and 3) their reporting allows all the parties mentioned in your post to at least experience the game secondhand

@drsthanus Disappeared right lung

This teenaged girl presented with acute respiratory distress and decreased oxygen saturation. Findings? Diagnosis?

@modernHealthMe Degenerative arthritis

What's the diagnosis???

@StrangeLifestyl @mixedgrass666 Wrong. Stockton is the armpit of a butthole.

@mixedgrass666 Damn. It's sort of a butthole located in an armpit.

My little brother is moving to California for work and he doesn’t really know shit about fuck so he’s telling me he’s pretty excited about how close they’ll be to Stockton

@morrisonMSK What about the hind foot

This lucky bloke has ALL the sesamoids

@morrisonMSK Nerd. Default template: “No significant bone or joint abnormality.” Sign report.

Can anyone see the ‘normal variant’ depicted here?

This is Pathetic for a 60yo Woman but Still 🪵…

@sjhbrooklyn I wish you strength and peace as you navigate this difficult journey. One of my big fears is developing dementia. A down side to having lived a longer life.

I don't have a lot of friends following me here, so I feel I can be honest. My husband (35 years together) has dementia and it's progressing very fast. Today, he wandered from a doctor's appointment at the hospital and it took me (and a bunch of kind, very kind, police officers)

People who eat gas station hotdogs watching all the salad eaters shit themselves

@22carrionl @WilliamofKent @RockChartrand

@BouncingDeadCat @WilliamofKent @RockChartrand Great example of conservative "logic". Everything is simple, black and white, kindergarten shit. Stupidest fucks alive.

The socialist regards society much as a child regards supper: he notices with great precision who received the largest slice, while remaining curiously uninterested in who rose at dawn to bake the thing. Socialists always imagine themselves at the table, never in the kitchen.

@PhillyGov @googlemaps appropriately recognizes the importance of the annual pilgrimage to youth football coaching legend @3YearLetterman’s time share at Pigeon Forge.

Is there a reason that Google Maps has elevated Pigeon Forge Tennessee to the level of city that should be noted in the same category as Nashville, Charlotte or Atlanta?

@ArthurB Spoiler: Odysseus will finally complete his odyssey.

@rohindhar I go to Tahoe 5-7 times a year. Having a vacation home there would be nice. But it’s cheaper staying at a hotel.

It’s mind boggling how much money every single vacation rental home in Lake Tahoe loses Even if you bought a decade or two ago, you’re probably still losing money. You may even be losing money if you don’t have a mortgage, the homes are so expensive to maintain in harsh conditions, insurance is challenging, labor market is tight You have these super nice homes that have zero bookings every spring and fall and not necessarily tons of revenue during the winter either. Maybe not in the summer either depending the features and locations Has to be a purely non-financial decision (ie a second home) and even so, it's a decent amount of work to make sure the home stays in good shape I have to remind myself of this every time we visit because it's so nice up there it very appealing to make terrible financial mistake. For 13 years have been trying to figure out an angle that works and have yet to do so😅 Such a nice place though! Most folks seem to have no regrets about buying a place if they use the place a lot and can withstand the financial burn

@eccaro You haven’t seen enough vaginas. Just sayin’

the dirtiest vagina in the world is still cleaner than my mind