
Buzz
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Barry Bonds: “I gotta tell a story, because George [Steinbrenner] isn’t here anymore, so I can tell the truth. I would’ve signed with the Yankees, but Steinbrenner called me and said: ‘Barry we're gonna give you the money, make you the highest paid player ever, but you've gotta sign by 2pm.’ I said ‘Excuse me?’ And I hung the phone up.”










BREAKING: @SouthwestAir Southwest Airlines Flight 2094 from Nashville to Fort Lauderdale, Florida was forced to divert to Atlanta late last night after a an Arabic looking Muslim passenger onboard the plane threatened to blow the plane up with a bomb! You can see the SWAT team apprehend the Muslim passenger while terrified passengers were forced to put their hands up. Zero media coverage!!!! Share this everywhere!! DEPORT ALL MUSLIMS FROM AMERICA!! If you were on this flight, please DM me. @DHSgov @FBIDirectorKash @RealTomHoman @POTUS



Foegele traded to Ottawa. Pending NHL sign off.





The US ambassador, bored and cranky after going several days without insulting the country, finds an excuse to take offence by wilfully misreading … a newspaper column. Does he not have enough to do?





he did the math WRONG and then went ‘see i can read’😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 holy fuck😭😭 not a word needed to be read for this problem anyway, and he STILL failed. if you hit him in the head with a skateboard it’d ring out like a gong








