Carson Baird

@FlannCasey A step in the right direction.

@Carson_CRE How about "K" without the period?

Can we talk about phone/email/text etiquette?

@TripleNetTyler My bracket by 3:00 PM on Day 1 of the Tourney.

Real men fill out one bracket and let it ride

@FlannCasey There’s no worse response in texting IMO. I can only read it in a pissed off voice lol.

@Carson_CRE Actually. I don't mind that.

@AvivaRealEstate @CoyDavidsonCRE @WhiteClaw You know how people sometimes have these amazing, useless talents? Mine is puns/dad jokes.

@Carson_CRE @CoyDavidsonCRE @WhiteClaw Damn you’re good

CRE just finally adopted Docusign years after Realtors... Don't expect many brokers to run out and purchase a Mac mini and set up OpenClaw 🚫🦞

@CoyDavidsonCRE Shots fired @TopherNOW

@AvivaRealEstate @CoyDavidsonCRE @WhiteClaw OpenAWhiteClaw AI

@CoyDavidsonCRE I thought it was @WhiteClaw

@Dirtdog @abc4utah That would’ve been my guess but the article states the site is only 25 acres, so the building is likely a third of that! At 300 K square feet that’s over 450 bucks a foot. Our tax dollars at work, everyone.

@abc4utah $145 M * 3% = $4,350,000 commission Attention Homeland Security please let me know if you need any more buildings. I have a few ideas for you.

JUST IN: After rumors that the Department of Homeland Security was looking to buy a warehouse in Salt Lake City, the agency has bought a property near the airport for over $145 million. Read more: tinyurl.com/424epfd2

@hey_itsfly @creisummit The boys need Fly.

@hey_itsfly @creisummit

someone has to keep you boys in line 🫶

@Dirtdog I’ll buy a set. Keep the top.

Me: Hey squad maybe we should create a Dirt Dog Merch store. Lots of people keep asking me about hats. Team: How about this for our first non hat item? Me: ummm...

@AdamHKlein “ my owner said I had to list it publicly even though we 100% planned on doing this deal in House with a preferred buyer”

A sales listing hit costar yesterday…I called the listing agent, who tells me call for offers is tomorrow 🫠

@ClarenceWongCRE @TripleNetTyler I Like the style but tried a bunch on and didn’t find one that I felt fit properly.

@TripleNetTyler Which hat brand? I’m liking Melin hats nowadays.

Salespeople are the easiest people to sell to I got an ad from a hat brand I’d never heard of They were running a “buy 2 get 1 free” deal that “ends at midnight” Long story short I now own 9 hats

@rjimenez_cre @neverDOUTit Home Depot would sell out in a day. Lol.

@Carson_CRE @neverDOUTit Imagine the market for a laser tape measure/ vape combo 👀

If you’re a CRE Broker, Always take one of these to showings/ tours

@neverDOUTit @rjimenez_cre I own this same model and am only now seeing how much it looks like (and is branded like) a Vape… 💨

@Carson_CRE New CREi Summit game unlocked: Who said it best??

One day, one of these cucks is going to say yes. Muahahahahahahahahaa

@TheMoRegalado A unique skill of mine is quoting any line in Austin Powers movies, and doing decent impressions too.

@Carson_CRE Oh sooo good!!!

@kenashley For a lot of people in this industry you’d say: “Hey Dad.”

You jump in the elevator. The cab stops on another floor. The CEO of your company jumps in. What do you say? 1) Introduce yourself and tell him or her what you do. 2) Ask them a simple question like how they got started at ABC corp. 3) If it is just the two of you, when the elevator hits the landing, ask them to coffee..they are very likely to say yes. You have passed the elevator master class AND you have a relationship coffee with the highest person in your company that can impact your career. Go get em!

@alexcberk @danielcberk @sweatystartup Needs more #CarolinaSquat

@danielcberk @sweatystartup sir these are the Carolinas

Do not put your kid in a subcompact car when they get their license. Corolla. Civic. I wouldn’t even put them in a sedan. Do you want them to survive their first accident or not? My son will drive an F150 and my daughter will drive an Expedition.