Dustin Reavis

@DEWALTtough have you corrected the design flaws with your 60v max chainsaws? Specifically the flawed sprocket allowing chain fails, the oil leaks, the motors burning up? I'm in the market, and a current DeWalt tools owner, but feedback/reviews on your saws is pretty bad.

@vrbo Bot April tagging in!

@DustinReavis We’re here to help and want to get this sorted as soon as possible. Can you send us a DM with your email and booking ID? -April

Dearest April…this is all part of your clown show—we’ve done this drill several times. Look it up yourself using my X identity—I’m sure you can find it. Either that or just send me $800 to refund me what you owe. Otherwise I’m taking every opportunity to post this on social media—as I’ve done for years.

@vrbo Mary! When it's not-human April's day off, we can always count on you to plagiarize her responses! Although I'd imagine that's a hard pill to swallow, finding out you're in the Matrix too, not-human Mary. The more disturbing part for you two old bots is the lurking dread of AI

@DustinReavis Hi there, we’re here to help. Could you please DM us your booking ID and email address so we can look into this right away? -Mary

@vrbo @mfoiii @vrbo Hi April. Remember me? You said these same words to me several times. I thought they were special. I thought I was special. I thought you would help me. I thought you would love me for the human I am. But you did me wrong. As you do so many others. Because you are not human

@mfoiii Hi there, we’re sorry to hear about this. Could you please DM us your booking ID and email address, so we can look into this right away? -April

As somebody just watching at home, it pisses me off when @TheAcademy awards on @ABCNetwork cuts off award winner's speeches, and makes watching uncomfortable. Those winners earned it, let them speak. Ditch the time limits.

@petfinder your website is unresponsive.

@vrbo @arnimh @vrbo tell us you didn't actually read the post without telling us...

@arnimh Hi there, we’re sorry to hear about this. Could you please DM us your booking ID and email address, so we can look into this right away? -Darla

Latest commercial for @vrbo on their new VRBO care assist feature was fine until the teenage daughter disses her father wanting to get into the hot tub with a first name snarky rebuke. VRBO, the 2000s are calling for the man bashing theme back. Come on do better! Maybe @airbnb will respect show more respect...

@BuffalOKstate Don't make me choose: 1997: Texas 1998: Bedlam (@cowboyvoice "PLEASE DO NOT THROW THE GOAL POST OFF THE TOP OF THE STADIUM") 2011: Kstate earthquake 2011: Bedlam 2011: Fiesta Bowl 2013: Baylor 2021: Bedlam

2011 Kansas State @ Oklahoma State

@OKSTProbs @OldRowOfficial @OldRowOSU @eskimojoes @WilliesSaloon_ @hideawaypizza @DrewMestemaker @shortcakesdiner

@OKSTProbs @OldRowOfficial @OldRowOSU @eskimojoes @WilliesSaloon_ @hideawaypizza @DrewMestemaker

Which company do you want to advertise on the greatest uniform in sports?🤔

I'll be sad when we don't get @BuffaloBills games in the snow anymore.

@Carson_OKC @pistolsguys Now that FSU is off the table, do the odds on Golesh to OSU skyrocket, or are the Gators a real threat to get him? Also, everybody's question about keeping Bowen.

Recording new @pistolsguys podcast tomorrow. Send in your questions here ⬇️. I promise we’ll answer as many as we can this time 😂

@FreddysUSA tater tots at @OSUAthletics. They forgot to supply a fork for this smash mash.

@Big12Conference Just a slight edit to avoid retina burn

This pretty much correlates with the beginning of Week 2 of the OSU football season..... @Carson_OKC @ColbyJPowell @pistolsguys

Five false starts in the first half is

Just sitting here slathering on outdated American FDA approved sunscreen wondering why @RobertKennedyJr hasn't gotten the #FDA to approve #bemotrizinol sunscreen, the safest, most tested, and most effective sunscreen used around the world..except in the U.S. 20 years waiting ⏰☠️

Tonight is brought to you by OKC MAPS(1) and Hurricane Katrina. #ThunderUp

@GovStitt - to do something to benefit ALL of OK...ecologically, environmentally, agriculturally, financially, health, and prevent loss of life and homes: keep the Forestry Service, task (fund) them to eradicate cedars across the ENTIRE state. OK will be better off. #imaginethat

@googlefi we need more kid smart watch options ASAP.