The Dutch Hammer

@RichardDuton @bankertobuilder Someone has exquisite taste…but not all projects have unlimited budgets

@EdwinHendriksen @bankertobuilder a beautiful cut of lino would have been the wise choice over those boring floorboards

Before and after Client was sick of the dusty old floors that were often cold in the winter We fixed it up with something tasteful and modern

@UziCryptoo Seriously!? Maybe get an Airbnb for a month and try it before selling your homes; whomever survives will inherit at least a share of another home to offset cost of living…

My wife & I own a $800k house My parents own a $1 million house Sister owns a $1.2 million house Brother owns a $500k condo We could sell them all Pool our money together Buy one massive house Share the expenses And help each other Why aren’t more families doing this? 🤔

@ClarksonsFarm1 Testicles…

Manners…

@HedgeFundFomo Does the guy not have VPN in block 3? Excuses!

I hate my job

@bankertobuilder Curious how you picked city center? Did you use the four-way stop or the birdbath in the park across from the hardware store. Hoping to learn from the best!

Pleased to announce the world’s first mixed-use data center AI data processing on the first floor, luxury apartments on floors 2-4, and a spacious parking garage for tenants Breaking ground on this just 50 miles outside the city center of Olathe, Kansas A peaceful paradise for commuters!

@BuzzPatterson @jimmykimmel Oh I bet there are plumbers lining up to “fix” his plumbing issues…

I wonder if @jimmykimmel will ever get a plumber to come to his house again?

@GovKathyHochul Yeah right!

Our budget is going to help us build a more affordable New York. Let’s get it done.

@espn How messed up is his right leg, foot, ankle or whatever?!

Tiger Woods is locked in for his return to golf 💪

@AutismCapital I kinda like the idea…better than not having the option.

How do we feel about the park bench seat, chat? Game changer or gimmick?

@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani The results of your test came back, and I am sorry to have to tell you, but you have…TDS.

ICE doesn’t belong at our airports. Our Office of Immigrant Affairs has updated guidance and you can call their legal hotline at 800-354-0365.

@Osint613 Additional demands include: Free Amazon Prime for life T-Mobile rate lock guarantee Chick-fil-a on Sundays

Iran’s four key demands for U.S. negotiations, Reuters reports: Guarantees against future military action Compensation for wartime losses Formal control of the Strait of Hormuz No restrictions on its ballistic missile program

@GavinNewsom American Psycho? Uh, ok, sure…nice self-own!

For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?

@barstoolsports @OhioTate @StateFarm If the attempt had missed, no. Given he successfully bumped the ball, extra points!

Should @OhioTate have gotten away with this? Ep. 1 of the Barstool Basketball Association is out now @Statefarm #StateFarmPartner

@ShooterMcGavin Looks like he hit it only 306…not enough club…

26 years ago Tiger Woods had 308 to the pin and pulled out a 3 wood

@Dominos_UK I ordered Domino’s

tell a sad story in 3 words

@Rainmaker1973 I should NOT have ordered the Pirelli steak

What’s your first thought when you see this steak?

@AriFleischer Well worth it, and long overdue.

Well worth it.

@trumplicans2024 Curiosity?

do you?

@BinsaeedRashid @zerohedge This proofs the point we have to address this extremist regime once and for all, and return the country to the people of Iran.