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@F0raBetterWorld

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible. #notmyfifapeaceprizewinner

Sydney, New South Wales Katılım Mart 2025
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Sébastian Robespierre
Sébastian Robespierre@SebRobespierre·
@TexanMeg Toothy foreigners sneering at workers they deign to be below them in the class hierarchy is as big a social faux pas in Australia as the “n word” is in America.
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Meg Coffey
Meg Coffey@TexanMeg·
Terminal 2 at Perth Airport is a fascinating study in culture. Orange & yellow mingle until the voice in the speaker calls them into line. They separate, and head off to their jobs in places I’ve never heard of.
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InsertWittyNameHere
InsertWittyNameHere@F0raBetterWorld·
@gayguycandleco Same, saw them for decades before someone clued me in Thought they were a little cute gift to bring your girlfriend from the gas station like the Beauty and the Beast rose 🤣
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InsertWittyNameHere
InsertWittyNameHere@F0raBetterWorld·
@AniseNot You'll still be accused of not telling anyone at least two times a month!
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InsertWittyNameHere@F0raBetterWorld·
@NotSoFoolish @JessicaTarlov Australian's hatred of Trump had nothing to do with Democrats. It had to do with tarriffs and AUKUS, i.e. the things that directly effect the country.
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Max Foolish
Max Foolish@NotSoFoolish·
@JessicaTarlov Yes, the Democrats did a fantastic job with the outrageous smear campaigns. After years of declaring him to be Hitler, we find his brand has been damaged. Go figure.
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InsertWittyNameHere
InsertWittyNameHere@F0raBetterWorld·
@CuriousBunnie12 I'm sending you hugs! I'm 13 weeks and also having a boy. Hopefully we can share some fulfilling experiences when they finally pop Earthside! Tons of love to you ❤️
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bunnie
bunnie@CuriousBunnie12·
@F0raBetterWorld NIPT is usually very reliable and right now we don’t know why mine were possibly wrong. Once i know I will update :(
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bunnie
bunnie@CuriousBunnie12·
im a soulless evil mom yaaayyyyy
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Skyler Higley
Skyler Higley@skyler_higley·
So funny how roasts have become comedians who genuinely hate each other calling each other out for their moral and ideological failures. Didn’t used to feel that serious.
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Chesed
Chesed@Chesedgirl·
I have a friend who had corpse fat injected in her boobs which looks amazing but is very expensive (also might be haunted but that is a plus for some people)
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Chesed
Chesed@Chesedgirl·
Producing breast milk has been the most amazing thing to ever happen to my boobs from an aesthetic perspective
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osas
osas@ojolor·
@DebraCcrypto @Variety Why did she leave? Why can't y'all just stay? When they start getting old, you leave. Not a fair bargain on men.
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Variety
Variety@Variety·
Jane Fonda pays tribute to her former husband, Ted Turner: “He swept into my life, a gloriously handsome, deeply romantic, swashbuckling pirate and I’ve never been the same,” Fonda wrote on Instagram. “He needed me. No one had ever let me know they needed me, and this wasn’t your average human being that needed me, this was the creator of CNN, and Turner Classic Movies, who had won the America’s Cup as the world’s greatest sailor. He had a big life, a brilliant mind and a soaring sense of humor." “He could also take care of me. That was new as well. To be needed and cared for simultaneously is transformative. Ted Turner helped me believe in myself. He gave me confidence. I think I did the same for him, but that’s what women are raised to do. Men like Ted aren’t supposed to express need and vulnerability. That was Ted’s greatest strength, I believe." variety.com/2026/tv/news/r…
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Sarah McCammon📻
Sarah McCammon📻@sarahmccammon·
There’s an important test tomorrow at my son’s school and my moms thread today is basically just all of the boy moms mining all of the girl moms for any information about what’s actually going on and what time we need to be where - because none of the boys actually know!! 😅
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Mr. BalloonHands
Mr. BalloonHands@The_Smacks·
@ScamNetwon @FoxNews Ah yes….. walking around a building you were let inside of is as bad as attempting to 86 the President. Clown. Sit the fuck down.
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Fox News
Fox News@FoxNews·
NEW: Judge apologizes in court to WHCA Dinner shooting suspect Cole Allen. Magistrate Judge Zia Faruqui said that he was “fascinated and disturbed” by Allen's treatment in jail. Allen was placed on suicide watch when he was first imprisoned. Prosecutors argued that since Allen told investigators he did not expect to survive the alleged attack, he could be a danger to himself. But an incredulous Faruqui wasn't convinced by that argument, drawing comparisons between Allen and defendants arrested for rioting at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. “To me, it’s extremely disturbing that he was put in five-point restraints, a person with no criminal history. It’s troubling. I never heard of one Jan. 6 defendant who was put in five-point restraints or in a safe cell. If the only way to keep him safe is the most punitive thing, that’s a problem.” “At a minimum, I should be apologizing to him. We are obligated to make sure he’s taken care of. Mr. Allen, I’m sorry that things have not been the way they are supposed to.”
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Ruben Cavazos
Ruben Cavazos@rubencavazos·
@gullah_gal25 @Vince_Aries Oh thank God. I was honestly stressing about this. I was thinking of reporting it stolen and getting it now before it expires only because I was dreading seeing his stupid face on there
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VINCENT
VINCENT@Vince_Aries·
My Passport expire in August. Please tell me I ain’t gotta get the one with that clown in office face on it 😩😩😩.
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InsertWittyNameHere
InsertWittyNameHere@F0raBetterWorld·
@cybelethebest That is the worst part about Trump for me, he is objectively hilarious about things that are not funny
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Cybele
Cybele@cybelethebest·
Wish libs would admit that Trump is funny and Melania is pretty.
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InsertWittyNameHere@F0raBetterWorld·
@BlakeSNeff I have the same name as a prevalent 90s TV star and the amount of times it got me an interview because they wanted to ask me if I was named that on purpose (I wasn't) was unreal...
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Blake Neff
Blake Neff@BlakeSNeff·
When I applied for my first job at a supermarket the summer after HS, my parents made me fill out the application on a typewriter, insisting that "everyone" did this. But in an awesome feat of Boomer genius this completely worked; this was during peak 2009 crash and hiring was tight, and the manager expressly said they brought me in because I was "the typewriter guy."
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My mom just called to tell me that if I still haven't received any job offers I should check my emails because maybe they emailed me

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Damin Toell
Damin Toell@damintoell·
215.9K followers. You just know that some dude in Pakistan is raking in the horny MAGA boomer bucks.
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