@AgentSelf99b I’m sorry is that man getting 27 gallons of gas and his truck still isn’t full? Dudes out here driving a tank and complaining about gas prices
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Finn Dean
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Finn Dean
@FinnDean3
Bring back Didi Gregorius. George who?
Katılım Haziran 2020
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3 months ago: MAGA “I’m paying $2 bucks for gas!”
Fast forward 3 months.
“Thanks Democrats for local taxes on gas, I can’t even fill up without hitting the max”
Well…. The state taxes on gas are the same as they were when gas was $2 bucks.. what changed???
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@magemegane Also wearing women’s clothing has nothing to do with be gay
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@yourmomstonsils @Yesavage2Kirk I’m responding to his “stadiums are sold out when I pitch” claim. It’s much less impressive when you find out the stadium only seats 6,000 and has been sold out more than 700 times.
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@FinnDean3 @Yesavage2Kirk What’s that got to do with the state of NY being a hostile media environment?
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Referring to the Long Island Ducks as playing in the most hostile media market in the country is a hilarious bit fairs "trevor"
Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー)@BauerOutage
@TheRealBonay Where has the negative PR been? I’m playing in America. In New York of all places. Most “hostile” media market in the United States. Stadiums are sold out when I pitch. There’s no boycotts. No media frenzy. Where is it?
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@CPTowers @Yesavage2Kirk I’m sure they’re all just in the bathroom /s
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@AllThingsCivil She also said she voted for Trump 3 times, which means at the very least she’s been a republican for 10 years, which definitionally means she’s not a lifelong democrat
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The woman that ran for office (and lost) in 2024 as a Republican wants to tell you she’s a “lifelong Democrat” and “never voting for a Democrat” again
Lmao, ok
Denise Aguilar@InformedMama209
We were lifelong Democrats. We are lifelong Californians We will never again vote for a Democrat. Their policies have ruined our livelihood, ruined our state and pander to our community expecting our loyalty. Trippin. Never again
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@CartoonsHateHer “Dad can we play catch now?”
“Just a minute I’ve gotta take pictures of children to put on the internet”
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Imagine you're at the park with your husband and he's on his phone and you're like "What is it, honey?" and he's like "Oh, just taking a pic of this fat white woman with tattoos and her mixed kids--oh, but don't worry, it's just for posting her to the Internet"
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@BiggLeee34 @Nealerrr @BenBankas What’s that have to do with it lol? They thought he was making fun of Trumps idea to make Canada the 51st state, because they expected a comedian to be telling jokes, and he’s just goes on to fully agree with it. No jokes just a racist political diatribe no one asked for
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I’d rather go to the Indian ones, your husband looks like an axe murderer
Jessi Bridges@jessibridges
There's a general store with 2 gas pumps down the road from us in rural Kentucky. It's the last one in our county that hasn't been bought up by foreigners and converted into a kratom/vape emporium. In December, we bought it.
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@BiggLeee34 @Nealerrr @BenBankas Yeah because people thought the 51st state thing was a joke at first because it’s supposed to be a comedy show not a weird political ramble
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@Nealerrr @BenBankas Literally everyone laughed off the hop. It’s not that serious
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@ContraPoints Shameless plug for the Maintenance Phase 2 part podcast on him because that shit is wild
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@initjean Your mistake is thinking drivers on the turnpike will slow down for you. You’d be hit by a truck within 5 minutes of trying to walk on that highway. Recently a guy exited his vehicle after a crash and got hit by a bunch of cars. rlsmedia.com/node/62554
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americans be like "but walking is banned"
lmao, do you really think that football fans care?
it will be like a zombie herd making their way through, you won't be able to drive on those roads
Gregor 🌹🇪🇺🇦🇹@salingergregor
if they keep this bs up there will be 50k intl fans each game day who just take a regular train to Rutherford and WALK the 1h to the MetLife Stadium. I know walking is an unfamiliar concept for most Americans, but it is a thing in the rest of the world.
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@compass_chan @JennyENicholson Yeah, plus having no online shopping option made it super intense. You were either getting there at 4am or you weren’t getting that $50 kitchenaid. It’s still funny that the OP is yearning for a time people maced each other over furbies though
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@FinnDean3 @JennyENicholson Black Friday deals used to be actual deals, and they were actually time limited.
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Getting radicalized because I saw footage of walmart where everything was the same except there were old-timey products from my childhood on the shelves
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol
The most radicalizing content on the internet is old footage of Americans shopping in stores 25 years ago. It's calm, quiet, civil, no fighting, no screaming, no phones, it's not overly crowded. You can't quite describe it, but you miss it so deeply.
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@rotarydials The most surprising part is that anyone found something from Jack and Jill funny tbh
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@salingergregor The NJ Turnpike is the only way to get to the stadium and it’s illegal to walk on it because it looks like this
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if they keep this bs up there will be 50k intl fans each game day who just take a regular train to Rutherford and WALK the 1h to the MetLife Stadium. I know walking is an unfamiliar concept for most Americans, but it is a thing in the rest of the world.
The New York Times@nytimes
From @TheAthleticFC: New Jersey Transit confirmed on Friday that World Cup match goers will be charged $150 for a return rail trip from New York's Penn Station to MetLife Stadium in New Jersey this summer. Tickets are ordinarily priced at $12.90. nyti.ms/4sHcLzR
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Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?
Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.
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He is in the Epstein files and said the f word on Easter and much worse. Why do people still defend him?
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