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“The chaotic good doctor.” Roll for persuasion “I am a surgeon.” DM: You roll a Nat 1 and you start crying and snotting.” Roll for intimidation: “I AM A SURGEON!” DM: “Dr. Han’s charisma saving throw succeeds. He clenches his jaw and stares at you.”

@FeberPitch @CVereden @actatumonline @maxberger @elonmusk Blocking

I'm really curious if this is your actual conclusion about the reality of Musk's opinions? I'm beginning to think these kind of statements have become group membership affirming sound bites. My belief is that you truly believe what you're saying, but had you not been a member of your group you wouldn't have reached the conclusion you currently hold. Is there a place on earth where Elon isn't famous? It'd be fun to see how people perceive of him if they study him completely independently from political tribal feelings.

@MI_Collectables @clownworld Narc

@clownworld pretty sure thats illegal having an open container of alcohol on the street in the middle of new york

@AmiriKing @clownworld If you genuinely think that companies take any sort of stance without thoroughly researching how much money it’s going to make them, then you might as well subscribe to Twitter Blue

@clownworld Bud light traded millions of consumers for these 10 people you see here. These are the only people I’ve seen drink a bud light since the Mulvaney’ing.

@John123Aj @CharlotteWeism1 @AmericanRevSon @ElijahSchaffer Healthcare would probably be cheaper. But nah man, in no scenario do you choke someone to death for fifteen minutes.

He was an Elmo impersonator at my son’s birthday 😔 please leave him alone He’s just an unhoused person of color having a mental health episode twitter.com/ploughmansfoll…

@CharlotteWeism1 @AmericanRevSon @John123Aj @ElijahSchaffer Holy shit you’re way more annoying than I expected

@GOODGODMODE @AmericanRevSon @John123Aj @ElijahSchaffer Your hypocritical virtue signaling does nothing for me. You can’t tolerate words that offend you like children whining about every little thing or “microaggression” as the mental invalids call it, but somehow call for tolerance when a man goes around pushing people onto a train.

@CharlotteWeism1 @AmericanRevSon @John123Aj @ElijahSchaffer Nope, we should choke anyone who suffers from mental health issues to death in public

@AmericanRevSon @John123Aj @ElijahSchaffer The immediate problem was at hand. You suppose then we need to wait for him to hurt somebody before defending ourselves…..because govt can’t do it’s job?

@GentlemanSin Usually I’m one of 7 people or less in the theater lol

My streak of having every single A24 theater experience ruined by dipshits in the audience remains intact.

@jamie_elizabeth Blocking so many blue checks in this thread

NEW YORKERS: if you see someone murdering a homeless person with their bare hands on the subway, you should try to stop them. Internalize this now so you can react faster in the moment.

@kopopoulous @jamie_elizabeth Pray tell lmao

@FutureChrisJr @whydock311 @the_dusts @OmegaTir @jamie_elizabeth I love the PowerPoint in your profile. Very cool stuff

@EyePatchGuy PB&J just feels wrong for this answer, I don’t know why. Needs meat? My personal favorite is a Philly, but the fact that it’s regionally named is a strike against. I won’t count burgers and will not explain myself. My vote is for the club sandwich.

There are many correct answers to “what is the classic American sandwich” but if you say a BLT I will block you

@cwb_in_tn_81 @Tori_Bedford Hmmm yes people with mental health problems deserve to die

@moschinodorito My favorite impression of yours since the college athlete serial killer

Conan is the king, he managed to keep his show SO entertaining during the 2007 writer's strike. BUT, much more impressively: He paid the salaries of nearly 80 staff members whose jobs were idled because of the strike. Out of his own pocket. Man is a legend.

This Saturday at the West Edge Factory in Huntington you can have some of the most in-touch local/seasonal food I’ve ever made for FREE. Provided by holler space and powhrwv. Menu by Liz Pavlovic

@BootayJuicy @crypt0e @kahbn @devilscompiler @anxioudacity @burnedinseattle @cowardsword @oneunderscore__ @PaulStanleyLive No one does that

@GOODGODMODE @crypt0e @kahbn @devilscompiler @anxioudacity @burnedinseattle @cowardsword @oneunderscore__ @PaulStanleyLive And u know what causes suicide? The trans mind virus / telling kids they were born in the wrong body.

@crypt0e @kahbn @devilscompiler @BootayJuicy @anxioudacity @burnedinseattle @cowardsword @oneunderscore__ @PaulStanleyLive Do you know how many drugs can cause infertility? It’s called a side effect. You know what else causes infertility? Suicide

@kahbn @devilscompiler @BootayJuicy @anxioudacity @burnedinseattle @cowardsword @oneunderscore__ @PaulStanleyLive They are not "easily reversible" twitter.com/PatriotLovesUS…

@JoelRathbun3 @sappyNFT @DailyLoud Ah, yes, the man who wrote “I Hate Myself And Want To Die”

@sappyNFT @DailyLoud Kurt Kobain didn't either.

New Jeffrey Epstein documents reveal that the pedophile met with CIA chief and former White House counsel after his child sex crime conviction.

@_Dannibis Happy birthday!!

Those binders really be doing their work. Even if they almost made me faint earlier.