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@KellyScaletta Seriously! At 2pm I’m going to turn on Amazon prime where @murphymike, @JamesCarville and Brian Williams will be.

MSNBC really put together a shitty lineup for today's coverage. Gotta hand it to them.

@TheFigen_ But do you know how we know he’s that old? That’s one of the best parts of his story!

A Greenland Shark that was located in Arctic Ocean. He’s been wandering the ocean since 1627.

@Mikel_Jollett Also! No US Citizen can make bets there, and it’s all in crypto.

People have been asking me about Polymarket (Stanford data nerd here) so I’d just like to say: The polymarket odds have NOTHING to do with polls, and have zero grounding in anything methodical and empirical. It just means that the people who are BETTING on the election have the PERCEPTION that Trump will win despite the fact that polls have it 50/50.

@Angry_Staffer Here’s the gist of it: Thomas Malone, along with his colleagues at the MIT Center for Collective Intelligence, proposes that crowdsourcing information can often be more reliable than traditional polling methods. Their theory rests on the idea that large groups of people 1/2

@Angry_Staffer I think this is the sliver of truth behind this. I took a course from MIT and a segment taught by the founder of the MIT Center for Collective Intelligence, Thomas Malone. It’s pretty fascinating, and betting markets are discussed. amazon.com/dp/0316349127?…

Exactly. I really need someone to explain this one to me like I’m 5. Why do people keep saying that betting is more reliable date than polling? Betting markets are wrong ALL THE TIME. Bets don’t vote just like polls don’t vote.

@CP_Village Are there hurricane shelters they can get you?

@MarkHertling McDonald’s, garlic picking, sorting peaches at a peach cannery in Northern California. All jobs I did to pay for my college education, none of these were ever on my post college resume. You can learn a lot from any job if you take it seriously.

Reporting now to avoid any embarrassing FOIA requests. During my teen years I had jobs sweeping & cleaning tools at a service station, lifeguarding at a community pool, working at McDonalds, filling pot holes on the street department (the worst!), and being a Boy Scout Camp Counselor at S-F Ranch in Missouri. I also never listed any of those on a resume & my wife only has cursory knowledge of any of this.

@SkinnerPm When shall gentrification kitty get help? I want to help! All of these guys are adoptable

Crushing heat and humidity for Friday dinner. Still, five of the seven gangsters showed. Also, Theresa said Gentrification Kitty was back at breakfast this morning. He had been at a bitcoin money laundering conference for a few days but appeared happy to be back with ‘The Poors’

@Dbwagner104 Is he dim?

orange cats have a reputation for being dim. but tbf when people made up that stereotype, they had no idea just how dumb people were going to get. we need to reevaluate what dumb means now. i mean, at least this guy has the chance of getting to use one brain cell on any given day

@primnimproper_ BEAN IS A GIRL???

Bean respectfully requests that you excuse her beauty.

@Limeylizzie I love all of those things, both lists. The only thing I really dislike is cilantro. And that’s because it tastes different to me than most people

I love licorice, liver, oysters, Brussel sprouts, kidneys, tripe, sweetbreads, tongue, all the things most people loathe, and hate bananas, spinach, and peanut butter , things that most people love.

@Limeylizzie You know, she did expose Anthony Blunt who was part of the Cambridge 5. He was still working for the Royal family who had protected him for aristocratic reasons. Other than that, she sucked.

Always have, always will.

@TimInHonolulu Is there any language in this decision that would preclude Chutkin from deeming an act “unofficial” if it was in furtherance of a crime that is explicitly outlined in the constitution as illegal?

1. Early on I expressed concerned that the DC Cir case failed to address a comprehensive statement of the law of immunity and so we got the SCOTUS doing it and sending it back. Except for some disturbing gratuitous

@LEBassett don’t walk barefoot in your house

Does anyone have any hot tips for dealing with plantar fasciitis besides ice and rest

@ProfMMurray @united @Delta What constitutes “broken”? It’s still a seat, what is so broken that it cannot be sat in, if the customer assumes whatever risks?

.@united stays on its BS. Bought a ticket for an aisle seat to SFO. Got on board and learned that a 1st class seat is broken so the displaced passenger has been moved to my seat. So now I'm in a middle seat for this 6 hour flight. So glad I'm 1K Mileage Plus. Call me, @Delta!

@peopleareatrip1 I literally have a cat distribution system clause in my prenup. It’s right after the zero dealing with tolerance section for flying stinging insects and really fast spiders. I can’t believe you got a void. So UNFAIR!!

This just showed up. In my house. Literally. Just walked in out of the basement

@SRuhle @AWeissmann_ Serious question, can meme stocks be “shorted”? If so, is there public information on who is doing so?

Biggest - Trump Media $DJT takeaway today - while stock keeps dropping (down 70% from $73), it’s all found $ for him -especially the timing, getting it approved just at the last possible moment. The trick for Trump is to get as many shares as possible (which he is doing), convert them to cash via sale or loan (or bond) before the party ends and his shareholders race for the door. While the volume is there, he can make it happen (And of course- he's posting up a storm & we're reporting on each word)

Without knowing your personal relationship, I think they may have been doing this to protect her/themselves if something untoward happened. I feel like this kind of thing may have been part of a lawsuit that I’ve seen out there. No offense to you, or am I pro-HR, but they are 100% trying to avoid lawsuits most of the time

What’s your most ridiculous personal HR experience? I’ll go first. Once had HR complain to my boss that I was reading with my feet on my desk. I was managing a $1.1 Billion corporate bond portfolio while getting in trouble with HR for having my feet on my desk. Good times.

@Uber And if you don’t select one of these premium services that cost more, you get what you get. In my experience that = smelly cars, smelly drivers, no AC so you have to roll the windows down to get through the ride.

@CoffeyTimeNews serious question, why does the AG get to pick which assets to seize? It seems like something a judge would do

BREAKING: New York AG Letitia James has effectively placed liens on everything Donald Trump owns in Westchester County. 👏👏👏