Train Driver Ed on the GWR *PARODY*

@SW_Help @DerShru No

@DerShru Hi, @GWR_Help run this train. ^DM

@CharlieRWalker @mark395625 Same. When I sell on ebay, I just dump it in the our local large parcel post box. No need for stamps anymore.

@mark395625 I've started doing parcelshop or inpost lockers to avoid the post office queues.

Near 30 minute wait in the post office to do a parcel return. Good on the cashier for standing firm when other customers questioned the prices or didn't have the right paperwork for DVLA or passport matters...

@NPASLondon Stock footage. Next

Last night we were persistently Lasered while on task. It's extremely dangerous but we can pinpoint your exact location in a matter of seconds ⚖️

@PhilipMarsh253 @jakesocials @LNER When you coming back to our land?

The hoom wanted to go to Harrogate to buy fabric. We also found a Toys’r’us so I had my photo taken with Geoffrey. Also the train to Leeds belonged to @jakesocials (not @LNER obviously!)

@_philsher @crofts_brian @GWRHelp Stop talking common sense!!

@crofts_brian @GWRHelp Maybe there's a queue of trains all stuck along the GWML?

@jackfifield Dont think the frogs would allow it.

The dream of an HS2 train from Manchester to Amsterdam direct, with onboard border controls so you don't have to wait around in the station

Customer Advice: We're sorry for the delay to your journey. Due to the emergency services dealing with an incident at London Paddington, Network Rail have had to turn off the electric power supply to trains. The nature of this incident means we are unable to operate any trains.

@nikestore trying to find the nike air max sndr but its vanished from snkrs and website?

@tjw0401 Sure your not called jake?

Good morning from a sunny Kings Cross! Pleased to say today is my first day without a shadow trainer! Taking 1D05 8:03 to Leeds this morning, 1A30 12:45 back from Leeds to Kings Cross later on! Very excited!! Have a wonderful day and week everybody!

@RishiSunak Stop the tax evaders.

Stop the supermajority. Vote Conservative on 4th July.

@SevanStephan @CitizenUddin @katecooper1957 Whats the odds its not their own badge?

How to catch a Blue Badge fraudster in 4 easy steps. 1. Get a picture of them leaving the vehicle alone. 2.Take a picture of the badge. 3. And this is important. Take a picture to show nobody else is sitting in the car. 4. Catch the fraudster returning alone to prove they are not picking anyone up. And there you have it. Rock solid case to report to @EalingCouncil. 😂

@every_station Performance related pay for all directors, managers and TOCs, harsh penalties for failure that go into frontline staff payrises. (eg not MS grade).

@CarysRhiannon7 Dont bother.

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@DrLisaGould @SW_Help Yes you can. You claim under consumer rights act as the railway is now legally responsible for consequential losses. The twitter person wont be trained in this area so wont know.

@SW_Help bought ticket for Waterloo to hinton admiral through trainline. Service was appalling today as you know. Had to get uber from Eastleigh. Can I claim this back from SWT?

@Boca1965 @LNER @The4thHulat Mass sickie and mass throwing in of voluntary Sunday working. Plus relying on overtime too much.

@LNER @The4thHulat Yeah, a day of England playing this evening so the usual suspects have called in sick from the pub.

@JMC_1973 @beauhawkins94 Priv, gtr staffpass and a young persons railcard would suspect.

@beauhawkins94 What’s your planned journey? Do you have any Staff or Other railcards?

@danvsflyer @VirginAtlantic Nice. See I need the bright red ones!

@VirginAtlantic so which ones am I missing? :-p

@fiona_skywalker Where you flying to janeway?

Why aren't these people in church

Sitting in spoons 0630 on a Sunday, this is rock bottom The full English ain't bad tho

@PaulCliftonBBC @networkrailwest GBRF have staff heading to site to undertake evaluation of derailed loco recovery. S&T have undertaken an inspection of options on site to resolve the axle counter showing occupied on the Up Relief. The DU Engineers are currently evaluating options to clear the axle counter. 2/2

@PaulCliftonBBC @networkrailwest Removal of tanks from 6O07 - GBRf DCM reports 0O47 (09:28 Dagenham - Tonbridge) will form 1Z99 to Hanwell, to recover 6O07's tanks - Relief driver on duty at Willesdon at 0930 - wagons (relief driver for 1Z99 on duty Willesden Jn High Level 09:15hrs). 1/3

Freight train derailment: @networkrailwest says train passed a red signal at 0610 and three wheels of the locomotive came off the tracks at West Ealing. One of the four lines has now reopened. This is the busiest part of the Great Western, so significant impact.