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Aaron
Aaron@LibertarianZA·
Security Guards DEMANDING Your Driver's Licence Scan? It's Probably ILLEGAL. Big update from the Information Regulator: Security guards may no longer routinely scan your driver's license. The Information Regulator has updated the Draft Code of Conduct for processing personal information at access gates. Security guards may not make digital copies of your driver's license which means that they cannot scan them. They can only ask for your name, purpose of visit and record your vehicle registration number. They may not ask for your ID number, home address, email address, personal phone number or any other personal or biometric data. Practical Advice: - You can refuse a full scan. Politely offer alternatives like showing the licence visually (for name/photo verification) or providing basic details. Many estates accept this. - If they insist and deny entry, it could be challenged as an unreasonable restriction, especially if you're a resident, invited guest, or have a legitimate reason to enter. - Estates may still ask for your name, vehicle details, and host. mybroadband.co.za/news/security/…
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Dawie_Smit_Boer
Dawie_Smit_Boer@Mal_fkn_Boer·
These are the DEATH THREATS we get on a daily bases. When will the day come when these threats become reality. 3 Weeks ago we had in our community 8 attacks in 5 Days. 2 Farm attacks & 6 Home Attacks. All in a 1km perimeter from us. @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk @POTUS @SecRubio @JDVance @jackposobiec @mattwalshblog @tedcruz @RepOgles @RepTroyNehls @newsmax @USEmbassySA @StephenM @nicksortor @timcast @StateDept @DeputySecState @nicholis88 @RepRonnyJackson @jeff_zausch @SecWar @BrentBozell @nickshirleyy
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Duchess of Geeks
Duchess of Geeks@DuchessofGeeks·
Every platform I look at I see stories about Harry and Meghan coming to the UK and that Charles is paying for everything and isn’t it just fabulous. And I’m irritated to read them. Maybe it’s true and maybe it’s not. Heck it’s probably true. Ultimately, it just irritates me to no end that anyone in that family would extend an olive branch to those grifting idiots. I’m sure I’ll I’ll end up ranting about it later on in depth but right now I’m just irritated.
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
Removing shrapnel with a strong magnet... I don’t think that’s a good idea! 😅
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
The Netherlands hides massive trash containers underground so their streets stay spotless
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Black-Jesus💧🇿🇦
Black-Jesus💧🇿🇦@KingMntungwa·
🚨 I was pulled over just now by these traffice officers on the N1 on my from my farm to Bloemfontein.🚨 The male officer informed me that my drivers license expired a week ago and that he is going to take my car keys to prevent me from driving any further. I told him he must write me a ticket because I have 3 kids in the car and cannot be without my car, and that I am going to call my husband to come assit me, because he is not being reasonable. He then tried to take my car's keys and my telephone and I closed my window so fast because he was getting aggressive. I told him that he cannot do what he is doing, and he said he can do anything he wants to, because he is an officer of the law and not me. He started writing the ticket and then went to his car to call a female officer. On her arrival I opened my window again to talk to her and just as the conversation went a bit south, she put her arm through the open window and slapped me through my face twice. I struggled to close my window with her arm halfway through it to get another slap at me, and was so shocked! She called me a fucking white person and said that they are not scared of me and she will hit me when and if I get out of my car. I sat there while they shouted at me over and over that they are not scared of me and they will show me that I am not above the law. It looked like he was taking pictures of me and my car?? To do what with? To harass me on the roads?? I shouted at them that I will lay charges of assault against her, and she said I can go ahead. My husband arrived and this is a video of their attitudes. We were advised by a police officer of Glen that we must go to the station - we will be helped there with the charges and with my statement. At the police station the 1 officer and the captain started yelling at us to keep quiet, because we must not tell them how to do their jobs and they want to listen to the officers. After about 20 minutes we had to leave, because the police was not interested in taking the traffic officers names or to have my statement, because they "have to take the traffic officers' statements first to hear what they have to say and then they will take time to listen to us". I told the police captain that I was just slapped twice through my face by an officer in front of a 12 year old, 11 year old and a 10 year old who are now so scared of a traffic officer and that I want to lay a charge. And she just said she does not need to take any statements from me and I must stop telling her what she must do. Even Botha realized that there is absolutely NOTHING to be done and we better leave before we get arrested for trying to speak!!!!! If you open your mouth, you get shouted at in Sotho by police officials!!!! I cannot even lay a charge at a police station, because they say they don't have to hear anything I have to say and that the traffic officer says she will never do something like that!!!!!Now here I am. What the hell!!! Go back tomorrow to just get another useless SAPS officer? And get pulled over by the same people obviously now going to target me, as this is the road I have to drive to the city? PLEASE SHARE that their faces and this absurdness can spread as far and wide ⁉️
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Guru Girl
Guru Girl@GuruGirlTweets·
@AbubakarMgijima @KingMntungwa The frightening part on this thread is that 99% of the people here are taking the officer’s side even though what they are doing is against the law. Legally, they supposed to write fine. I am guessing they were peeved because the driver didn’t offer bribe. Ya I’m white, sue me 🙄
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Abubakar 🇿🇦 🇵🇸 🇮🇷
Abubakar 🇿🇦 🇵🇸 🇮🇷@AbubakarMgijima·
@KingMntungwa Please help us those who know traffic laws: Should they have allowed her to continue driving with an EXPIRED LICENCE? A person with an expired license are they not similar to someone who can drive but doesn’t have a licence? Is it not illegal for them to be on the road? Asking.
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Nona manis
Nona manis@NonaM_zone·
You don't need to go to the gym 🤣
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Irina
Irina@Irina_exh·
When people get in their 50s and 60s and up, do you start thinking about how many years you have left? I’m curious..
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Europa.com
Europa.com@europa·
🇿🇦 An elderly couple, Piet Bouwer, 80, and his wife Joheen, 72, were brutally attacked at their farm near Allanridge in the Free State. According to their son, Christiaan Bouwer, the attackers beat his father with a hammer and steel pipe and assaulted his mother before tying the couple up and ransacking the house. Follow: @europa
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Isaac
Isaac@isaacrrr7·
🚨🇬🇧 ÚLTIMA HORA: Un inmigrante musulmán de unos 30 años arrojó a un niño de 3 años al recinto de los cocodrilos en un zoológico en el Reino Unido. El menor resultó gravemente herido y el sospechoso fue detenido. Europa se ha suicidado.
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Queen Esther
Queen Esther@XOQueenEsther·
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle planned to take Archie and Lili to the UK next month, it has been revealed. Exclusive footage of the travel arrangements 😌
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Guru Girl
Guru Girl@GuruGirlTweets·
I wonder how long it will take for H + M to start the Eton enrolment process for Archie?
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RadioGenoa
RadioGenoa@RadioGenoa·
It sounds like a horror movie but it's hordes of fake African asylum seekers who want to invade Spain in Ceuta.
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nicola
nicola@b3l_Air·
@RiseAgainstEvil From first hand experience this girl was horrible to her white and black staff. I suspect it's the girlfriend.
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Alice VL
Alice VL@RiseAgainstEvil·
On May 31, 2026, Arno Koën, 44, the financial manager and bookings manager at Leeuwfontein reserve, was found shot dead on the property with a 9mm gunshot wound. The very next day, June 1, 2026, Caroline von Rantzau, 26, German shipping heiress and daughter of the owner, was shot dead inside her room at the estate. She was killed with a .357 calibre hunting rifle taken from her father’s gun cabinet. Witnesses heard shots from her room. Police are “probing” these connected suspicious deaths on this private 4,500-hectare wildlife estate, but we all know how these investigations go in South Africa.
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𝔉🅰𝒏 Karoline Leavitt
Protest against more crimes by illegal invaders: A Muslim from Algeria stabbed 3 little girls in Dublin, Ireland. The whole island is boiling. Do you support the Irish reclaiming their country from traitors? A. Yes B. No
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