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Why is this VIDEO not trending? Tinubu's government, through the Attorney-General of the Federation (AGF), hired 6 SANs to defend the case requesting them to release details of the Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway contract, which was awarded to Chagoury’s Hitech! My goodness!✍️

Referee was too harsh on martinez. Ugarte is not good enough, He is too slow, can’t pass and doesn’t open up to get the ball, Yoro & Mazroui misses ball possession alot, Sesko wasn’t clinical today, Amad doesn’t track back +Carrick wasted time in making the subs…#MUNLEE

@RexMalaki @BelloGaladanchi The world bank should go ahead and convince the international competitors to build the refineries in Nigeria so as to create the international trade and competition you are talking about!

@BelloGaladanchi This world bank recommendation is not a bad one, it is to encourage competition and thwart monopoly, competition drives prices downward. Leave such analysis for Economists.

World Bank’s anger on Dangote refineries is a declaration of war against Nigeria’s poor people

@aedcelectricity Dear aedc, for close to 28hrs we don’t have light here in Jahi. Kindly do the needful. Thank you

@hanima_i @Saadah___ You are not nice🤣🤣🤣🤣lmao

“Stand and said”

A lady captured her colleagues’ reactions after returning to work unannounced, following over six months away due to an acc+dent.

An American bank partnered with a Nigerian man to launder $308 million of Nigerian government money. The money left Nigeria through American banks. It then sat quietly in a shell company for years while the man lived comfortably in Texas. In 2003 American authorities arrested him. He spent six months in federal detention in the United States waiting to be tried. Before the trial happened he offered to return $163 million. America accepted. He flew back to Nigeria. Nobody questioned him. Nobody charged him. Nobody prosecuted him. He ran for Senate and won. He ran for Governor and won. He ran for Governor again and won. America returned the $308 million his operation had laundered. The new president then put him in cabinet. America did not trust Nigeria with the $308 million. They tied every dollar to three specific roads. Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. Abuja-Kano Road. Second Niger Bridge. They even included a clawback clause. Misuse one dollar, pay it all back. Why the conditions? Because previous loot returned to Nigeria had already disappeared. Nigeria's own government told the court they had no record of how the earlier billions were spent. A man who laundered billions is currently Nigeria's Minister of Budget and Economic Planning. He decides how Nigeria spends its money. 💀🇳🇬🇺🇸

@SarautaMaryam @BashirAhmaad Skales was born in 1991….Buhari was the president of Nigeria in 1983………

@BashirAhmaad @Smilingsailord When skales was making name for himself, even Buhari was still crying on national TV; that spaghetti was being sold for N90. Where were you then? I can bet my life that he has more popularity than you home and abroad. If you don't, conduct a random survey.

My friend, Shamsudden, told me that someone named Skales has been busy insulting me on this platform. I genuinely asked, “Who is he?” and he told me he is a musician. By God, that was the first time I ever heard his name. Nigeria is truly so big!

In 2019, MIT professor Patrick Winston gave a legendary 1-hour lecture called “How to Speak.” It has 18M+ views for a reason. His frameworks: • Your ideas are like your children • The 5-minute rule for job talks • Why jokes fail at the start 15 lessons on communication:

The Namaz is Salaatul hajat:- What is Salat al-Hajah (The Prayer of Need)? It is a special prayer taught by the Prophet for anyone who has a need, a difficulty, or a wish they want fulfilled by Allah. How to Perform It (Step by Step): 1. Make wudhu (ablution) properly. 2. Pray two rak (units of prayer) with full concentration. 3. After Salam, go straight into Sajdah (prostration). 4. While in Sajdah, recite the following:- - 3 times: Durood-e-Ibrahim -3 times:- La ilaha illallahu wahdahu la sharika lahu, lahul mulku wa lahul hamdu wa huwa ‘ala kulli shay’in qadeer. -3 times:- Rabbana atina fid-dunya hasanatan wa fil-akhirati hasanatan wa qina ‘adhaban-nar. Then, while still in Sajdah, make your personal dua (supplication).” Reminder:- Perform this whenever your heart feels blocked, when things are not moving, or when you are desperate for Allah’s help. The key is ikhlas (sincerity) and tawakkul (trust in Allah).📌📌📌👏

Every time I want my duas accepted, I call Him by these names, Al-Fattah —opener of closed doors As-Sami — the One who listens, Al-Mujib — the One who responds Al-Wahhab — the One who gives. A Lateef. - the kind one And every single time… He answers. He accepts my duas. Alhmdulillah. Allahu Akbar

To learn Arabic yourself, start with: 1. Arabiya Bayna Yadayk 1 2. Madinah Arabic 1 3. Arabiya Bayna Yadayk 2 4. Madinah Arabic 2 5. Madinah Arabic 3 6. Arabiya Bayna Yadayk 3 7. Madinah Arabic 4 8. Arabiya Bayna Yadayk 4 If I had to start again, I'd follow this accordingly.

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IMPORTANT: Today, I attended @ProfIsaPantami’s tafseer at the Annur Mosque in Abuja. The tafseer was on inheritance in Islam, as prescribed in the Holy Qur’an. He took time to carefully explain the important aspects surrounding it. So let me share some of the key lessons I learned from the tafseer here, in Islamic law of inheritance (Ilm al-Fara’id), the distribution of a deceased person’s property follows specific rules laid down in the Qur’an and the Sunnah. These rules determine fixed shares for certain relatives before the remaining portion of the property is distributed among other eligible heirs. Let us consider a situation where a person dies leaving behind his father, mother, one wife, one son, and one daughter, and the total property he leaves is N1,000,000. We assume that all debts have already been settled and there was no will affecting the distribution. The Qur’an assigns specific portions to some heirs when the deceased leaves children. 1.The Wife According to Qur’an 4:12, a wife receives one-eighth (1/8) of the property if the deceased left children. 2.The Mother According to Qur’an 4:11, the mother receives one-sixth (1/6) of the property when the deceased has children. 3.The Father The father also receives one-sixth (1/6) when the deceased has children. In some situations the father may also inherit part of the residue, but in this case the remaining property will go to the children. 4.The Children After the fixed shares are allocated, the remainder of the property goes to the children. The Qur’an states that a male receives the share of two females (Qur’an 4:11). Therefore, the son receives twice the portion of the daughter. Step-by-Step Calculation 1. Wife’s share (1/8): N1,000,000 ÷ 8 = N125,000 2. Mother’s share (1/6): N1,000,000 ÷ 6 ≈ N166,666.67 3. Father’s share (1/6): N1,000,000 ÷ 6 ≈ N166,666.67 Total: 125,000 + 166,666.67 + 166,666.67 = N458,333.34 Remaining: N1,000,000 − N458,333.34 = N541,666.66 The remaining amount goes to the children and in Islamic belief, the son receives twice the share of the daughter. So the remainder is divided into three equal parts: Son = 2 parts Daughter = 1 part Value of one part: N541,666.66 ÷ 3 ≈ N180,555.55 Therefore: Son: 2 × 180,555.55 ≈ N361,111.11 Daughter: 1 × 180,555.55 ≈ N180,555.55 Final Distribution Wife: N125,000 Mother: N166,666.67 Father: N166,666.67 Son: N361,111.11 Daughter: N180,555.55

Malcolm Gladwell explaining why some people succeed and some don't.

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In 2013, Nassim Taleb gave a 1-hour masterclass on Antifragile and how the world really works. He broke down how: • Small failures save systems • Big success hides fragility • Forecasting is dangerous • Time exposes lies 12 lessons from Taleb on surviving uncertainty:

Oh. I pray you read this. So there's a fertile window for every woman. Due to religious and cultural reasons, many people don't have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. So... I'll count those days out. So on an average, she'll bleed for 5 days during menses. From the 6th day to day 13-15, she's likely to ovulate. Now her fertile period is from Day 12-Day 24/25. Within this period, have sex, and do it twice a day. Morning and evening. She'll most likely conceive. Don't miss these days and go in twice a day. Normal sex. Lastly, do you use lubricants? Don't use any local one. They could stop your sperm from moving in. So use water based. And then pray. But that morning and evening sex is key during her fertile window. For accuracy, ask her about Flow App or any app she uses to log in her period. They'll always tell you the fertile window.

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