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football degen - professional sports gambler - Pessi extremist

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Quant Chad@Autonomous_Chad·
Please stop spamming my TL with slop like "ThiS trader lost $5M on a single bet 😱😡🥵 !!?!?" These are not a traders, these are Sports Syndicate. Sports Syndicates are like sports betting investment funds. Here is how they operate : > develop a reliable edge (insider info on injuries, better weather models, better fatigue analysis...) > pool money from large investors, often from countries where gambling is banned (🇨🇳) > invest the money in bets following their strategy > reinvest proceeds on winning bets > investors withdraw any time they want and keep the profits, while the Syndicate takes a comission. This is the secret behind all the big accounts with 1 or 2 prediction betting millions on a single team or match. Sports Syndicates split their bet across multiple accounts that they cycle constantly so it's harder for observers to gain insight into their portfolios and strategy. If you see these signs : - Huge bets on a single market - only sports - fresh account - empty profile Then you are almost always looking at a Sports Syndicate burner account. this fresh profile who bet $5M on Argentina is a perfect example
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issou chancla@IssouChancla88·
@allquantor if only there was a good way to invest in gambling. Polymarket needs to release their token ASAP before this happens
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Ivan@allquantor·
OpenAI and Anthropic have absolutely 0 moat. Their inevitable slowdown is the ultimate liquidity injection crypto has been waiting for. they aren't going to literal zero, but they're basically destined to become the next oracle, grinding with 100s of sales reps to license models to B2Bs at a fraction of today's valuations. an IPO is a pipe dream. after the spacex extraction, there’s just not enough liquidity. the longer they wait, the harder it gets to keep the charade alive and raise more cash. when the AI bubble pops, that liquidity rotates straight back into crypto. gambling is AI-resistant, it’s only growing, and tokenized agentic payments are going to run the future. future is bright bros. stay strong.
Arena.ai@arena

Big news: Kimi-K3 by @Kimi_Moonshot is now #1 in the Frontend Code Arena with 1679 pts, surpassing Claude Fable 5. This is a 17-place jump from Kimi-k2.6 (#18 -> #1). In Frontend, Kimi-K3 ranked #1 in 6 of 7 domains: Brand & Marketing, Reference-Based Design, Data & Analytics, Consumer Product, Simulations, and Content Creation Tools, landing #2 only in Gaming behind Fable 5. The full model weights will be released by July 27. Congrats to the @Kimi_Moonshot team on this major milestone!

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FatMbappe@TheFatMbappe·
World Cup Winner just becomes the biggest market ever on Polymarket ! 1 -🥇 World Cup Winner : $3.78B vol. 2 -🥈 2024 Presidential Election : $3.68B vol. It's a Sportschads world, politards just live in it
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Ivan
Ivan@allquantor·
Polymarket International is and will DECLINE over time! IF they do not address the UMA problem. I genuinely hope that doesn't happen and want them to succeed, but you can't push the "truth-resolving-machine" narrative while having a corrupt oracle. I truly don't understand why nobody on the Polymarket team is addressing this problem.
Internet Child@0xinternetchild

🚨 A new UMA scam attempt is taking place 🚨 UMArocks whales are trying to rug the "Will Iran agree to end Uranium enrichment" market In the last days since the MoU has been leaked, the have been accumulating massive amounts of YES shares. Their plan is to force resolution to yes based on a frivolous interpretation of the MoU text, as soon as it's signed. Point 9 of the MoU says : "Pending the final deal. The Islamic republic of Iran will maintain the current status quo of it's nuclear program" They want to pass it off as saying Iran has agreed to end enrichment during the negociations. This is ridiculous. Iran is currently : - enriching at 3.67% for nuclear reactors - enriching at 20% for medical isotopes - enriching at 60% for potential weapons This is the status quo. This is the entire reason there is a war. If the current "status quo" is that Iran does not enrich Uranium as part of it's nuclear program then why is the previous point mentioning negotiations on Iran's nuclear enrichment ? Point 9 even says that *the US and Iran* must both maintain the status quo, which is understood as "the US must not impose additional sanctions". No one in their right mind would think it implies that the US has agreed to end all sanctions during the talks It's obvious to any honest observer that "maintaining the status quo" means not expending their nuclear program, for example, not to start enriching uranium to 90% during the talks. But it is exactly why they are betting against it. They know that traders will fill their orders. As soon as the deal is signed, they will propose using their Whitelisted wallets and use their control of UMA to pass their made up resolution. If a consensus of credible reporting announces that Iran agreed to pause all uranium enrichment during the talks, then let it resolve to YES, but it is not what is happening there. @Polymarket must issue a preventative clarification saying that this alone will not suffice for resolution or a ton of traders will get burned before they step in @shayne_coplan @mustafap0ly

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☀️AliquisNovus☀️@PalmyrPar·
How my brother’s daughter who I’m REALLY trying my very best not to groom on our vacation looks at me when I buy dinner for her
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FatMbappe
FatMbappe@TheFatMbappe·
FatMbappe is going institutional 🏆 My $FAV8 World Cup Vault is live on @ZeitFinance. We’re buying equal YES shares across the top 8 World Cup favorites. Current basket: ~81¢. Payout if one of them wins: $1. Target gross upside: ~23.5% before fees. 🧵🧵🧵
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ZEIT@ZEITFinance·
Something big later today!
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issou chancla@IssouChancla88·
@allquantor Even CT feels dead now, Kaito was the last nail in the coffin
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Ivan
Ivan@allquantor·
Build it and they will ignore you! We are experiencing an historical supply shock! crypto is the worst at this. we just try to sell to a shrinking pool of airdrop farmers in the exact same x bubble. it's a mess. the only way to win is to not play that game. you have to find untainted distribution. Honestly, raw seo/geo is still a massive edge. Normal people still google things. if you can capture that top-of-funnel search intent before they even hit the friction of web3, you win. combine that with dead-simple mobile frontends pushed thru tiktok/ig ugc to bypass the usual hurdles. code is a commodity now. seo and pure retail distribution is the only edge left.
Jen Zhu@jenzhuscott

Massive output uptick due to agentic AI. Complete flat adoption.

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ZEIT@ZEITFinance·
🚨 OUT OF PRIVATE BETA 🚨 Today, we are thrilled to officially launch ZEIT Finance Tokenized Vaults on top of Prediction Markets. Reality is now an asset class. Prediction Markets are the fastest, most precise representation of reality. We believe that the "assetization of reality" is the next culture-defining tool in the Web3 space. If you have a conviction, you can now tokenize it. 🧵👇
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Xaviey@Xaviery_Is_Near·
not dead btw
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Vatnik observer@Aleksandar88338·
BREAKING: Russian transphobic chuds have killed an American femboy named Xavier Thomas Tate in #Ukraine
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issou chancla@IssouChancla88·
@georgewbarros what's ISW's assessement of that ? x.com/UAControlMap/s… I've seen creamy caprice report a Russian geolocation in Borova but then UA Control map claims it was misslocated. I didn't see any mention of it in your report. Real or False ?
Ukraine Control Map@UAControlMap

25/ RU 4th Cuck Division of the 1st Cuck Army claims capture of Borova but got lost and "liberated" Kolomyichykha for the 3rd time... Coordinates: 49.45615, 37.97097 Source: x.com/ZoamSc2/status…

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AGENT BOTEGA 🕶️@AgentBotega·
If you think that a Polymarket chain wouldn't immediately shoot up in the top 10 I'd like to remind you that we still have ghost chains like $XRP or $ADA in the top 10 (stabelcoins excluded) A Polymarket chain would easily run to +$10B FDV
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Quant Chad@Autonomous_Chad

When just learned that staking $POLY will increase maker rebate and reduce fees But what's more interesting to me is that it can be STAKED at all... This strongly indicates that Polymarket is working on releasing its own chain. Modern crypto platforms don't bother with staking when they just want to give benefits to token holders, it's enough that token be in the holder's wallet. If they are talking about staking then it means that $POLY will likely be a governance/fuel token for a Proof of Stake chain. This is reinforced by declarations from @devjoshstevens, VP of engineering, that announced a Chain Migration away from Polygon. The two options are : 1 - @Polymarket moves away from Polygon to settle on some other random chain, either L1 (too slow) or L2 (owned by a third party) that and $POLY becomes just a benefits token 2 - They move away from Polygon to their own new chain, that they can make as fast as they want by centralizing all while retaining ultimate sovereignty over it. In that case $POLY will in addition to benefits be the lifefuel of the platform. Option 2 seem waaaaay more likely to me and way more bullish too. @mustafap0ly like if you confirm

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Internet Child@0xinternetchild·
I've had an inkling for a few days that the US x Iran war may restart soon. The Iranians at least seem convinced this is the case. But since @Polymarket has stopped offering "military actions" and "strikes" markets I couldn't find a way to bet on it. Today i might have just found one high risk, very high rewards way to do it.Buying shares on the "Bin Salam out by June" market around 1c. The idea came to me reading this declaration by a proeminent Iranian PM. "If any assault is carried against our great leaders, none of the Kings of the Arab countries will remain unscathed" This idea that any strikes against Iranian leaders would be answered by strikes against Arab leaders is now widely shared among the Iranian establishment. Considering it's almost certain that, if war breaks up, strikes on Iranian leaders will resume, the we can also expect with a great probability that strikes against Gulf state leaders, Bin Salam amongst them, will be carried out. Even if the strikes are not successful, it will be enough to 5x~10x these shares during the uncertain period. It's a degen move but it's the next best thing we have now that strike markets are banned
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