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@darthvendor1 @JebraFaushay His teeth aren’t level here like the initial post suggests

@JebraFaushay This is him in January on his birthday

Jim Carrey’s looks changed drastically in such a short time. Now I’m hopeful I can grow a new face in two weeks too. This is him on Feb 17.

@Daveymooo @sanger77 @CWUnews So all the shitty changes potentially on the horizon, you’re just cool with that? The only organisation capable of pushing back on it, you don’t back them?

@JackMUFCWWE @sanger77 @CWUnews The last agreement. It was such a joke and shouldn’t have been offered to us in the first place. I’ve been a postie coming up to 11 years this summer and I admit I am anti union because they do fuck all. Would love to see the pay of the top union managers.

@Daveymooo @sanger77 @CWUnews What agreement are you referring to? Your tone is so anti union I reckon you’re a manager

@JackMUFCWWE @sanger77 @CWUnews It stopped being a trade union when they brought in the last agreement and now they’re fighting against it when they thought of the ideas in the first place 😂😂😂

Royal Mail delivered letters from your doctor, family and friends, 6 days a week for decades. Then it was privatised. Now it can't even deliver 3 days a week. Instead they prioritise profitable parcel deliveries. Take Royal Mail back into public ownership. bbc.com/news/articles/…

@sanger77 @CWUnews Because what’s a trade union without any members? That’s like saying all you care about is breathing

@CWUnews All you care about is equalisation and more members for the CWU…

Everybody Knows Dave... Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!" Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks Dave's knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says. "Ex-President Obama," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go. Obama spots Dave in Washington and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave Washington, he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "Pope Francis," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd, headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later, Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Making his way to his boss's side, Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... You and the Pope came out onto the balcony, and the man next to me said, 'Who the fuck is that on the balcony with Dave?'

@lawncougar @ZssBecker @justineliaa Garmin Forerunner 965 and I only charge it once a week

I would use an Apple Watch and avoid monthly membership fees and having both wrist occupied. After wearing a woop for a week you’ll quickly understand alcohol is the devil (shocker). Tie your Apple Watch with a smart scale and the health portion of your iPhone and boom you get confirmation you’re getting fat from your tight jeans and the notification.

I don't understand what's the purpose of wearing a Whoop band or Oura ring Such a goyim item to own You wake up in the morning… sleep score shows 6/10 "Oops looks like I'm going to be tired all day today and be unproductive" Vividly retarded

@CatHobbs He didn’t mention Royal Mail in that

The Green Party backing public ownership 👇 👏👏👏 82% want publicly owned water 💧 71% want publicly owned energy 💡 66% want publicly owned buses 🚌 87% want a publicly owned NHS 🏥 76% want publicly owned rail 🚄 75% want a publicly owned Royal Mail 📮

@SockPerez @Rohnek_Kdosi @_MOwithanE @ratxgurl By that logic anyone working anywhere should expect customers to give them money to pay their bills, restaurant or not

@Rohnek_Kdosi @fox_dren @_MOwithanE @ratxgurl The point is they’re not getting paid unless you pay them tho. Not sure what’s confusing about that?

It’s illogical but the current system says if I sell a $20 plate I owe the kitchen $2 of tip from that plate. So if you tip me $4 I keep $2. But if you buy the $50 plate I owe the kitchen $5. So if you only tip me $4 on that plate thinking it’s the same as the $20 plate your whole $4 tip plus $1 out of my pocket goes to the kitchen.

@touchtheworld6 @TosinOlugbenga I earn £28k a year before tax. Own my own home (with mortgage) couple foreign holidays a year. I save money and invest a bit. All anyone ever says is “yeah but London” just don’t live in London then?

@TosinOlugbenga I earn 50% of that and I live very comfortably. Home, vehicle, all things I want, several trips overseas a year, and save/invest off that as well. People don’t always live within their means.

I was shocked when someone said a person earning £75k per annum in the UK before tax is barely living a comfortable life. That’s like £4500 per month after tax. Barely living a comfortably life? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

, The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that." "Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

@NikTek Is this Chad Kroeger?

> Promised a game that would rival GTA > Release one of the most broken video-games of all time that isn’t even in pre-alpha state > Blame Rockstar Games for sabotaging the release > Leaves

@pepsi I love Pepsi. Pepsi max is the best soft drink. Period.

Reply I Love Pepsi to this. Could change everything. Could keep things just as good. You won’t know until you reply.

@jimthegiant Doesn’t even work full time yet complains he’s got no money.

The social contract is dead, its time to fight back 💪

@fookinjeet @MeeSowCorny @HeroDividend That’s Stephanie Mcmahon

@MeeSowCorny @HeroDividend How do I know this lady?

What would you do if you got this email?

@AVFCOfficial You can keep @Sanchooo10

they say never fall in love with a loan player...

@TouchlineX @GoalTurkiye Bargain, thank him for not demanding more

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Bruno Fernandes expects a weekly £400k raise in order to stay at Manchester United. — @GoalTurkiye

@BellaBaddie__ A pasty

what tastes good both hot & cold?? there is nothing

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. God says, “I’ll tell you anything you want to know.” “At last! Who shot JFK?” God says, “Oswald, acting alone.” Conspiracy theorist says, “Shit. This goes even higher than I thought…”