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Watching MAGA blow apart in 2026 — because it was only ever a weird cult of greedy grifters that used boomer anger — is going to be delicious

I am praying for the speedy recover of my friend, Mayor Rudy Giuliani—the GREATEST Mayor in New York City history.

@jonnajarian How much you get paid to parrot this?

Mayor Pete said he was protecting competition when he blocked the merger of Jet Blue & Spirit. Now 17,000 lives are disrupted as 2,000 pilots & 5,500 flight attendants + thousands of contractors, vendors, & support staff get pink slips.

@JSX423 Agree fully Unfortunately, they won’t do anthing — I stand by my assessment that Tesla doesn’t (culturally) value product managers enough, so there’s no coordination of this type of thing

And I was actually very vocal a couple weeks ago how I do believe that they should get it one or two days before us because their videos actually give you a feel of what you're going to expect before you get it.. so I'm not trying to rip food out of their mouths with the content they provide but this month-long delay is bullshit

Influencers. PLEASE stop this shit. I know it makes you feel like you are helping but you aren't. We never "check our apps" and have it

@JSX423 If that’s truly how they feel, they should advocate for an overhaul over the “Advanced” software toggle, which we all know is fake (and hasn’t changed for like 5-years)

@JankBank69420 I actually respect that they do not want to feel special but the bottom line is they are and people paying a lot of money per month get screwed compared to them

@SecScottBessent @SenWarren @PeteButtigieg MAGA talking point, lol

Had Spirit Airlines been allowed to merge with Jet Blue, it would have given them much more resiliency.   Thanks to @SenWarren, @PeteButtigieg, and all of their friends in the Biden Administration who backed their enthusiastic opposition to the Spirit-Jet Blue merger, dozens of regional airports will now lose service and thousands of jobs will now be lost.

BREAKING: Mass USAF aircraft leaving Middle Eastern bases in the past hour, including C-17A, C-5M transports and a P-8A Poseidon. A similar mass departure happened approximately 2 hours before the war began on February 28.

@JimBreuer Then: Russia, despite claiming it was not going to, invade Ukraine, driving up energy prices. Now: Trump, despite claiming he was not going to, starts war, driving up energy prices. People get easily confused.

Same gas prices, no stickers. Funny how the outrage only works in one direction.

@neeratanden The right-wing talking points have been dispatched! Influencers, mount up!

Given the news today that Spirit Airlines is shuttering and thousands of people are losing their jobs, I think we should honestly assess whether the Garland DoJ stopping the JetBlue merger with Spirit Airlines was the right call. Perhaps it was but any analysis must consider as part of the equation the loss to so many families ro decide.

Incredible super cut of an unhinged Scott Jennings erupting live on-air at CNN, uncontrollably shouting at guests.

@billybinion Seems to be the right-wing paid talking point of the day

This is a colossal failure on the part of the Biden admin (and antitrust hawks generally). The government stopped Spirit from merging with JetBlue over concerns about ticket prices. So instead the low-price company will just shut down instead. A total faceplant.

@CurtisHouck Chud

Everyone *thinks* they'd keep their cool and would behave differently, but until you're in Scott Jennings's situation and Meidas Kid or anyone pushes your buttons, you can never be too sure. I stand with Scott, one of the good guys out there.

@ChuckCook @SpiritAirlines At least Iran will NEVER get a nuclear weapon /s

My thoughts, prayers and support go out to all the Pilots, Flight Crew and employees of @SpiritAirlines tonight. Nothing is official yet, but transcontinental flights scheduled to land after midnight are starting to cancel. It seems the shutdown is happening. I know as a @Jetblue Captain any crewmember needing a ride home will get my full support if I can help you. We are all in this together, but you are bearing the brunt of this downturn first. Stay strong. 🫶🫶🫶

@JSX423 Yeah, the community being like, “Oh, it’s much prettier now and at the bottom — much better, Tesla!” tells you everything you need to know about most of these people’s intelligence

It looks prettier and does not cover the maps - you still do not necessarily want people that don't want to be testers just picking random reasons to get rid of a pop-up that won't go away... You are not paying $100 per month to be a Tesla FSD tester

@eliasatalah @DirtyTesLa @Tesla_AI

@JankBank69420 @DirtyTesLa @Tesla_AI Like went the wrong way down a street

Thank you Tesla! The new intervention screen is much better! @Tesla_AI

@SantoroSystems @DirtyTesLa @Tesla_AI “I intervened because critical” — that isn’t clear to you?! 😅

@DirtyTesLa @Tesla_AI This still doesn't make sense to me, why not just keep the voice notes and then just tell the community a bunch of keywords. If you disengage you should just be able to hit the button and say the word navigation. I don't get how this is somehow superior to voice notes.

@JSX423 @DirtyTesLa There’s zero coordination Tesla product management is nonexistent — thus, everything feels random, disconnected, half-baked Elon bred a culture dismissive of coordinators So Tesla has a bunch of doers (which is great!) independently making decisions w/o coordination

@DirtyTesLa I just want to say this publicly on every OG account - if they changed the pop-up I will give them credit.. if they did not we have a major communication problem.

Another bug fix update incoming? Still FSD 14.3.2

@EvanAKilgore Another Brosef Chudinski

BREAKING: The military operations in Iran have officially been "terminated" according to President Trump. Time to focus on America First.

@RandPaul And yet you support a $40m ballroom that wasn’t needed … So kinda fuck off

The last time debt hit these levels, America had just helped win a World War. What's our excuse today? Runaway spending. Bloated budgets. A uniparty that refuses to say no. I've said no. I'll keep saying no. But I need Americans to demand better from their representatives. wsj.com/economy/u-s-de…