Jonios

@RandomDev06 Happy birthday!

happy birthday to me

"just be yourself" is horrible advice in a society which limits self-expression and where you become an outcast as soon as you deviate from the norm

"Europeans should just get AC" -american whose AC is causing the heat problems

@LUKAWILL_LIVE @IVVANTILLYURI The right one is Uni, a boy. The left one is the girl, Yoru.

@IVVANTILLYURI I think the girl is the one on the right but idk

am i the only one who can't tell

@mersomas Yeah

Google is revamping its entire search engine to this btw

Discord is adding Spatial Audio support for voice channels, so you can hear your friends as if you were talking next to each other!

every software engineer is just someone who wanted to make video games and quietly gave up on that dream

Twitter Deutschland war damals voll lustig irgendwie sind alle weg kann das sein

I lent my classmate $2 so he could get food for lunch, I told him I'd charge 200% daily interest, he hasn't returned my money. If my calculation is correct, he now owes me 1.93 unsexagintillion dollars ($1.93x10^261) Any professional debt collector can help me get my money back?

why do grandmas always insist on being called something cutesy like “gigi” or “bunny” when they could instead instill fear with a name like “blade” or “night fury” or “The Reaper”

@nathankitten_ @greg16676935420 @anonymoux00 Look in the mirror

@greg16676935420 @anonymoux00 Where's the i?

@anonymoux00 Nice try but all those little a’s all over the picture mean it’s AI

@UEVOSrune @dikosmoukyrios @mariotwtconfess It's not the mushrooms themselves that make Mario rely on them tho. They just help him heal from the wounds enemies have caused to him

@dikosmoukyrios @mariotwtconfess Is the implication that once mario entered the mushroom kingdom and had a mushroom his "default state" suddenly became tied to this new food source? that makes the mushrooms seem parasitic, making their hosts rely on them for survival.

"so is Small Mario meant to be what Mario is normally or is Super Mario what Mario is supposed to be normally?"

got humiliated by my teacher in front of my whole class today and left the class crying and now the teacher is not allowed to talk to me 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

"Bocchi the Rock!" will RESUME on June 18, 2026! ▪︎Anime Season 2 in the Works The manga went on hiatus back in January due to health problems of creator Aki Hamazi.

Am I dramatic or it sounds like a deep quote

Imagine placing a tack shooter right here

I fear not the man who has built 100 side projects once, but I fear the man who has built one side project 100 times.

@landons11th I do

@girlglock_ another question: HOW DID YOU GET IT TO BE A 1 IN 100 CHANCE? IT'S LIKE 1/10 FOR ME AT LEAST😭

Gotta take a workplace violence training course at work, v excited to learn how to fight my coworkers