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@AdamPollock @PopCrave The moment your newly wed realises she made a mistake.

@PopCrave This is not what a fifty year old woman should be doing

Robyn performs “Sexistential” on ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.’

@ThreadmanChaza The negativity has been consistent from yourself at least.

In isolation today, deserved at least a point, but if we look at the bigger picture, 2 wins in 8 against those opponents is really poor. Considering we’ll be missing key players for a bit now too, haven’t taken advantage at all.

Elon Musk’s wealth increased by $194 billion between November 5 (Trump election) and December 20. Meanwhile, US homelessness rose by 18% in 2024 to over 770k. That means Musk could give $251,884 to every homeless person in the US and still be as wealthy as he was on November 5

Old Trafford's leaking roof the perfect metaphor for two decades of Glazer ownership. No standards on or off the pitch. Outdated facilities, outdated infrastructure, outdated structure. All while the Glazers and their suits offloaded their debt and made £millions. A total farce.

@Malachians @MiguelDelaney Thank you both for keeping this debate civilised!

@MiguelDelaney @Ferbes20times @RyanMollava @Myth_ology @FemiAkinyemi You're smart enough to know that sustained success is down to the club

@MiguelDelaney @Ferbes20times @RyanMollava @Myth_ology @FemiAkinyemi There's absolutely nothing analogous between the club Arteta was managing in his 2nd season and the one Ten Hag is. You may well have been prescient in 2021 to think "stick with this guy, he could get you 2nd one day" but the majority of Arsenal fans weren't

@AlternativeMUFC 58

Out for my Mum's birthday & she loves to keep an eye on the page. She casually winks & says bald is best like she's in the know Wish her happy birthday for me as I'm sure she will see it Free mug for the first person to guess her age Up the one year closer to inheritance Reds

2023 has been a weird, sometimes wonderful but often stressful year for everyone. With that in mind, I’ve put together a list of my favourite moments on here from the last 12 months. Make sure you’re sitting comfortably as there’s 196 tweets, so it might take some time. Enjoy ❤️

@TPDWillo @LeFalseNumber12 What? 😂

can't out run karma, Erik. maybe look in the mirror when banging on about standards, yeah?

@sempo7 Clever

He certainly ‘butchered’ that attempted clearance 👀

@MyGolfSpy @leecarter76

If you’re struggling with your hybrids - a driving iron could be worth looking into 3,960 shots later… I think there’s one in here that could help you out TEST RESULTS 👉🏽 bit.ly/DrivingIrons

@ukgolfguy @Glenmuir1891 Tyrell Hatton -15

IT’S OPEN COMPETITION TIME!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ You can win a lovely @Glenmuir1891 Open polo shirt. To enter the competition just - 1. REPLY with your selection to win The Open this week 2. PREDICT the winning score to par (used as a tiebreaker) 3. LIKE this tweet Good luck!!

Late rumours coming from Switzerland on unprecedented change to transfers, headed by FIFA. Under ‘proposed section Loof:4:1’ to level market & encourage youth development, a PL club paying €40m+ for a signing must also include a U23 player. Selling club will decide on player.

@DannyMansfield @DTathletic You watched it as well didn’t you, Daniel?

Joaquín, 41, starts for Betis at Man Utd. The weekend he made his Betis debut, Man Utd beat Bradford 6-0 in the Premier League with this XI: Barthez, G Neville, Johnsen, Wallwork, Silvestre, Beckham, Butt, Greening, Sheringham, Cole, Fortune

@sarm0161 @leecarter76

Acca at 2.59. Acca at 4.50.

@AlternativeMUFC 15th

Right, The Pastor starts, so that can only mean one thing. Get your predictions in for the minute of The Pastors first contractual row Z thundertwat. One guess each. The person who hits the nail on the head, can have a free Fred mug. Go: And remember: don't worry, be happy.

@Earlosnicho @alanshearer I’ve always liked big Al 🤣

@alanshearer @MarcusRashford Give over @alanshearer you can’t tell me rashford is not ‘actively involved’ in that @ManUtd attack yes he’s clever by not actually touching the ball but the @premierleague have made the offside rule a farce

Very clever @MarcusRashford for Bruno to score 1-1 #MUNMCI

I’m taking your camera😂

@leecarter76 @PeterFinchGolf @brown_dog76 @cajohnsy 🤣🤣

@PeterFinchGolf What the fuck @JonnyG_Force @brown_dog76 @cajohnsy 🤣🤣🤣

How have I never seen this before 😆