Laura Morrison

@Iam_davidjames @MeidasTouch With his eyes closed?

@MeidasTouch He’s looking at the monitor in front of them retards.

Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals

@jasypher @susiefreathy @patriottakes @MeidasTouch We know because we have eyes.

@susiefreathy @patriottakes @MeidasTouch How do you know? And so what if he was for a couple seconds. Everyone does it including you. It's fucking pathetic that this is all you got. TDS to the MAX.

@TrumpDailyPosts Donald Trump

What is the biggest enemy of America?

@perchance99 @Angry_Staffer I call them twats.

@Angry_Staffer Those Orange Man mean tweets. 😂

“He didn’t literally mean he would wipe out an entire civilization” Then he shouldn’t have fucking said it. He’s the President of the United States. He has sole launch authority over the world’s most sophisticated nuclear arsenal, and words mean things.

@WeSears @DFacobbre @Variety He’s literally #1 in his slot.

@DFacobbre @Variety They can't get any lower than Colbert's

CBS has sold the time slot for “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” to Byron Allen, who will move back-to-back episodes of his “Comics Unleashed” series down an hour. “I created and launched ‘Comics Unleashed’ 20 years ago so my fellow comedians could have a platform to do what we all love – make people laugh,” said Allen. “I truly appreciate CBS’ confidence in me by picking up our two-hour comedy block of ‘Comics Unleashed’ and ‘Funny You Should Ask,’ because the world can never have enough laughter.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/c…

@RedWavePol @Gdaws2 @HQNewsNow Literally Article I of the US constitution gives the states the right to hold federal elections as they see fit. “The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof…”

@Gdaws2 @HQNewsNow For that 2a argument, can you show me the constinutional amendment for mail in voting?

Trump announces he is issuing an unconstitutional executive order to shut down mail-in voting nationwide and he will defund states if they do not comply with him

@pati_marins64 Women would never.

The Strength of Iran's Retaliation Is overwhelming the Entire Middle East Iran has been relentlessly attacking various American bases across the Middle East and is escalating its strikes to include airports in those countries. Bahrain and the United Arab Emirates are facing continuous bombardment from Iranian forces, who appear to show no fear of any potential retaliation. Just this morning, Iran already launched hundreds of missiles against Israel and Gulf countries, yet those nations still seem hesitant to retaliate, intimidated by the sheer force and scale of Iran's attacks. Barrages of missiles have struck Israel multiple times, completely overwhelming air defenses on this night.. The Iranian regime appears to have prepared thoroughly for the coalition's attacks, by decentralizing its command structures and with innovative tactics for missile launches. They are fighting for their very survival, which has produced a response far more intense than the United States and Israel anticipated. The problems posed by the intensity of Iran's attacks are twofold: 1. The coalition has so far been unable to neutralize or significantly degrade Iran's missile launch capabilities. 2. At the current rate, interceptor stocks that previously would have lasted 15–20 days may now be depleted in just 10 days. This is a serious issue, as it could force the United States into signing a ceasefire while bearing immense political damage from the conflict. Why does the current scenario cause so much concern? Because this type of war, intense aerial missile attrition, is precisely where the US and Israel hold a traditional advantage. However, if the conflict escalates to the naval domain, where the US currently has only one carrier strike group in the region, the environment could become highly unfavorable. Today, all of Israel's submarines have sortied. It is unclear whether they headed to a protected location or are transiting the Suez Canal to engage Iran. Also today, an Iranian frigate was damaged in port by what appears to have been a maritime missile or a drone-launched strike. This seems to mark the opening of the naval phase of the war that we are likely to witness in the coming days

@rothschildmd I think you mean “Trump can twat it a million times”

Article 1, Section 4 of the Constitution would like a word. Seriously, this has no authority. Trump can tweet it a million times, it's just words.

@thegabriel72 How on earth do you think this is a cross examination?

Pam Bondi’s devastating cross-examination of Jasmine Crockett forced her to leave the hearing. This marks the second Democrat today to abandon the proceedings due to Bondi’s relentless questioning. This is a significant victory for the DOJ, and I’m proud of Pam Bondi.

HAPPY BAD BUNNY DAY, AMERICA!

how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible

@DenSafetyDept @DenverPolice Probably ICE 😩

A wireless emergency alert (WEA) was sent to a broader area than intended for an incident at 2495 S. Vine Street. The shelter-in-place alert applies only to a two-block radius around that address and recipients outside that area should disregard the alert.

@DenverPolice Looks like a barricaded person situation? x.com/ducampussafety…

Rolling road closures are occurring in the downtown/Capitol areas related to demonstration activity. #Denver Police have officers on-hand to address any potential safety issues. Updates posted to this thread.

@SpencerHakimian If my child’s daycare allowed some white male suspicious rando, I’d alert everyone on the class list and we’d yank our kids and sue.

CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.” SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.” CNN: “No, every day care is locked.” SHIRLEY: “Fair point.”

@961iceberg You dumbo?

This makes me sad. Sydney ruined forever 💔 Happy new year folks.

@ruthbaderog Twitter has become this garbage dump. It’s so sad.

HOLY SHIT???

@Teeespilt @Raindropsmedia1 When was the last time you saw a golden retriever maul a toddler? A corgi?

Everyone in the comments quick to say put down the dog but no one asking what caused this to begin with. Playing devils advocate here but maybe the dog was taunted? Maybe the dog was startled. Maybe the dog felt threatened cause of the kid or parents doing something. Was this just a random attack because the dog is vicious? Could the owner have done a better job of handling the dog? We see a small clip and not the entire thing. What if the child was taunting the dog and the parents weren’t stopping it? In some cases yeah the dog is vicious and shouldn’t be with a careless owner and should probably be put down. But on the other hand most dogs don’t attack out of nowhere. I feel bad for the the kid because the kid could have been severely injured and it’s going to cause some trauma and possibly fear of dogs. But also would anyone be quick to put the dog down if it was any other breed? If the kid and parents weren’t taunting the dog, didn’t denaturing to agitate it or startle it, sure then owner needs to be sued and the dog put down. But if the kid or parents started it, the dog doesn’t deserve to die but the owner definitely needs to handle the dog better and does need to pay for medical bills and possibly lose the dog.

A pit bull attacked a toddler on the streets of New York, but luckily a bystander was quick enough to choke the dog before it could do further harm the child.😳

@mtgreenee We never saw eye to eye but girrrrrl…. Run as an independent.

My message to Georgia’s 14th district and America. Thank you.

@niceblackdude Yes. She definitely went shopping for all of that and spent hours toiling away to set it up.

Sneak peek of First Lady Melania Trump’s Halloween decorations at the White House this year. Jill could never. Doug could never.

@EricLDaugh What conspiracy?

🔥 This video is currently INFURIATING leftists. President Trump is 79 years old, just got off a week-long exhausting trip to Asia, and he was up hosting a huge Mar-a-Lago Halloween party. Dude's health is amazing. The conspiracy fell FLAT!