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@notlouisck Putting logic into it is fun. What’s more fun is the amount of ‘decision makers’ that would prefer you actually ejaculate on them than do what’s right for the majority.

So what’s the plan to make people “want” to have children again? 4k a month mortgage to get a starter home, with both parents working full time, to afford two cars and bills, while daycare costs $1500 + a month per child, neighbors no longer help each other, and families live far apart… and even if they were close, everyone is working full time Schools get out at 2:30 and corporations want everyone back in the office until 5 every day One day at an amusement park for 4 costs 500 bucks Call me crazy but it just doesn’t sound that appealing if I was young again

@VelcroGang @TristanUda Finally it isn’t us

@TristanUda He may have just fucked himself

Mark Stoops on his postgame radio interview: “Everybody wants to replace me, but I’m not going anywhere. I’m motivated as hell. Anyone with wishful thinking that I won’t be here, has the wrong wish.”

@KyNightmarex @Cats_Coverage Really though, that is preposterous

@Cats_Coverage Love that they’re like, nah you can keep the losses. 😂

(All 10 wins in 2021 were vacated)

@crewchiief @GuntherEagleman Nice cleanup. Thought you were on the other side at first 😆

@GuntherEagleman And nail**

🚨JUST NOW: Trump has won ALL of the Swing States!

@dustyslay @Violinzilla Dusty, keep getting your feet wet with the bots. The silent majority loves it. Also, the logic they use is almost always their kryptonite.

@Violinzilla I really thought not raising taxes was something that brought us all together.

I don’t think wanting taxes to be lower for everyone is political at all.

@JackPosobiec If after all these years, Joe’s last act is to do one thing that’s right, he would’ve earned a modicum of respect.

NEW: There was a physical altercation between Jill and Kamala staffers in the White House after Joe’s press room last week, began with accusations that the Bidens were undermining Kamala deliberately, per WH official

@elonmusk when do we get a sarcasm font?

@Logically_JC I thought Harris identified as a woman?

@WildcatsTongue 🤞🏼

26 of the next 28 Saturdays will feature a Kentucky Football or Men's Basketball game

@lexfridman @realDonaldTrump Are the illegals really being loud on busses and not dancing??

I'm doing a podcast with @realDonaldTrump soon. Let me know if you have any questions/topic suggestions.

@MarcusShnark @MattR644 @CollinRugg @coopsimms I have seen other countries. Feel free to put $5m into a place that hasn’t been infected with the issues the ‘Land of the Free’ has. I genuinely wish you luck. I have heard Costa is fun.

NEW: CNBC host Joe Kernen rolls his eyes and laughs after Harris’ economic advisor Bharat Rama tries arguing in favor of Harris’ unrealized capital gains tax. Rama sat in silence as the hosts poked fun after he tried saying that property tax was an unrealized gains tax. “It’s probably unconstitutional… it's not income.” “And it's never gonna happen.” Video: @RNCResearch

@CollinRugg @coopsimms To be fair, where would they go?

@coopsimms "Let's raise corporate tax and tax unrealized gains." That's a great way to make high achievers flee the country.

@catturd2 What else was in the bill? Nobody ever answers this question..

Amy Commie Barrett strikes again.

@jsross220 @HumansNoContext Great point, they should make more

@HumansNoContext So.... If we ever see this cybertruck on the highway it could be DJT? Lol

Adin Ross gifted Donald Trump a Cybertruck wrapped with the image of him standing after his assassination attempt

@realaaronweber @SouthwestAir I see you. @DustinNickerson cries enough, no need to do this to him.

RIP @SouthwestAir’s opening seating policy. End of an era

@robbystarbuck @amazon @JeffBezos @DonaldJTrumpJr @LaraLeaTrump @EricTrump Seems like a pretty easy way to start a list of suspects..

Hey @Amazon @JeffBezos, Why are you allowing a shirt to be sold that seems to encourage lunatics to attempt to kill members of the Trump family? @DonaldJTrumpJr @LaraLeaTrump @EricTrump

@iamwesmoore @KamalaHarris Being loud on the bus?

@realaaronweber @brianbatescomic @nateland_ent @natebargatze Underrated post, because most of us are afraid Barbecue will say our names out loud. So I get why comments are limited.

wow @brianbatescomic did it again ☠️ @nateland_ent @natebargatze

@krassenstein You’re conflating “vaxxed” with “trans”. But I guess it makes sense somehow.

The ones who regret not taking it are dead….