Marilyn Elster

@AnglianWater. Thanks for the advice that I could be exempt from the hosepipe ban. Completed the necessary forms "you'll hear within 24 hours" they said. 48 hours later, nothing.......am I/aren't I? Still lugging 30 x 6l watering cans...........

@30bgphoenixx Ooooo PJs with pockets!!

Erling Haaland watched his girlfriend suffer a wardrobe malfunction after stepping out of the van and couldn’t stop laughing. 😭

@Iromg Nobby Nobster n his crew don't sit round a table for discussions. They're in the dark cupboard under the stairs! Mx

@BBCNews Sad news. Superb actress. RIP😞

The Good Life actress Dame Penelope Keith dies aged 86 bbc.in/3SSQZgh

@TheBarmyArmy Over before lunch.

Day 5 predictions? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ENGvNZ

@KP24 Hmmmm more to this is think.......

Ben Stokes should NOT have been the first to go. And, in the next little while, he WON’T be the last……..

@EJWoolf Oh Emm, he's gorgeous. X

Look who's trying to get on TV again 🤣 he's worse than a Z-list celeb when there's a camera around!

@SteveLovesAmmo 9 cos our phone wasn't on the wall!!

I got 9/10.

@SarahForRuncorn Sarah! This is a very naughty, divisive comment. Tut Tut.

@SBarrettBar Oh you're not the first and you won't be the last. It's proper tricky being a single parent with so much to do/remember in the mornings!! X

I want to be openly a Dad. I am proud to be a Dad. But getting home tonight, I find my child's healthy sandwich and sliced pepper and tomato snack in the fridge. So, I messed up, and today my child had 2 Mr Kippling cakes and a packet of Mini Cheddars for lunch. 😔. Fail.

@WalkerDevon1922 @SBarrettBar My grandson loves peppers and houmous and falafel and tacos. He's 6!!!

@SBarrettBar And what kid eats peppers ... Bet they go straight in the bin.

@russellquirk Good luck Russell! X

I’m so looking forward to this week. Under strict supervision from Puch and Charlotte of course, I take the reins temporarily whilst the MG legend takes a very, very well deserved break in a secret location somewhere posh and hot. Will you join me in keeping his chair warm? @Iromg @paulpuccioni

@EJWoolf Oh look at that li'l face.......gawjus!

Early morning adventuring ☀️ happy Wednesday folks

@MatthewStadlen And this liebour g0vernment aren't dividing us.......?

Farage, of course, has form. He did it after the Southport murders. He’s doing it again after the murder or Henry Nowak. He looks to divide and destroy rather than unite and build.

@lorenabrwn @Kristinartz That'll be me then!

@Kristinartz Me , over 70 years

@MichelleDewbs Well said!! X

My 5 year old boy does football training. At the end of the session they do a ‘man of the match’ type thing. My boy is always desperate to win it. He often doesn’t. I explained to him the other day that he didn’t win simply because he wasn’t good enough. That he deffo could win, but he just needs to be better, try harder, be more focused etc. One of the other mums heard me & was aghast at what I said. She told me she is going to get ‘runner-up stickers’ for all the kids who don’t make it. I said no thanks, not for my son. Kids need to learn that they can be the best, but they must apply themselves & dust themselves off when it doesn’t go their way. No consolation prizes, no ‘everyone’s a winner’ etc. There are winners & losers. Wanna win - do your best. Can’t make it? Don’t worry, go & smash something else. Play to your strengths & never, ever play the victim. If more parents & institutions had this attitude, the country would be in a better place - if I say so myself 😉 Cc @KonstantinKisin

@PatrickChristys Pratt

Wonder if this insufferable pillock is going to do another musical video telling everyone to vote Labour today?

@UKLabour You sir are a busted flush and ought to bugger off now and take your puppet team with you.

Labour is on your side.🌹

@Morrisons. Oh Iwish you'd water your plants at the Westcroft store. By the looks of them, they'll all have to be binned!!!

@Iromg @O2SBE Will this be recorded for later transmission? I'd love to be there but circumstances don't allow. Thanks. M.

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