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@Therealngassa 📌 umechelewa kidogo intake imeanza leo

Hivi ku operate Yale ma crane makubwa ya kubeba makontena waga yanafundishwa wapi ada zake zikoje na opportunity za kazi zipo vp na malipo yakoje

@LarryMadowo But wait Somalia is in EAC , how is that even possible?

*Only Libya and Somalia nationals require visa to enter Kenya.

Why is Nigeria is still charging Kenyans ~$80 for a single entry visa even though Kenya is visa-free for all Nigerians (and all* Africans)? Is it time to match their energy and reintroduce visas for them?

@rovicofficial__ Huu ni ubinafsi, Labda angekuwa anakunyima uhuru au anazingua kweli bajeti ya mtu mmoja huwa hata haiongezeki inakatwa kwenye Ile ile ya waliopo Huyu ni Mama mkwe , Je watu baki utaweza kuwapa kitu ? Tena chakula 🌚🤔

@LukonaJNR Wapo wengi wanafanya streaming na wanapata hela na hawatumii nguvu sana. Na wanafanya kitu wanapenda Ila kusema wanapoteza muda unazingua big time Hujui wao wanataka kuarchieve nini So if you are not entertained fuck it up You were not the target audience or the objective

Hakuna walichokifanya hapa wanapoteza muda tu na hakuna kitu wata archive Mambo ya streaming tuwaachie watu wa mbele

@ZalkhaC_ @atalikwach @kamchetki @emabilly2001 @SharonMontana20 Hapana sio kweli mwisho ni 50M , Labda kama ni Merchant wallet ndo haina kikomo Ila line ya kawaida kwa tier 3 ya mwisho ni 50M

@atalikwach @kamchetki @emabilly2001 @SharonMontana20 nami nashangaa, nishawahi ona mln 240 Tsh jamaa wangu wa karibu ila miaka kama mitatu sijaonana nae

Wanangu watu wana hela .....unalalamika hela Huna soma account za wakulungwa. Huku.....kwani hizi simcard zetu mwisho wa kuweka hela ni shingapi.?

@jwise017 😂😂😂

Jamaa kapata ajali wasamaria wema wakamkimbiza hospitali. Baada ya muda kazinduka: Jamaa: Simu yangu iko wapi? Muuguzi: Ipo tumekutunzia Jamaa: Mke wangu asiishike kabisa Muuguzi: Kicheko Wenge la jamaa lilifanya hata asimuone mkewe pembeni ya kitanda 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾

@IsackMahumbi @Kicheche_jr Sahihi kabisa Na bei zao zipo juu sanaa

@Kicheche_jr Inamilikiwa na Mbunge wa Kibaha bwana Koka

Kuna hii Kampuni ya Catering servises inaitwa AKO. Kila mradi mkubwa lazima ukute washachukua tenda ya msosi, nadhani mpaka migodini wapo. Safi sana!.

@officialDrHerry Second employer lazima ajue ili aweze kuweka right tax bracket. Asipojua atashindwa kulipa kodi sahihi ( PAYE ni Kodi ya Zuio ) mwajiri anailipa kwa niaba yako Primary Employer Wala hajui

@Meechbito Sasa kila mtu ajue kua unafanya kazi kuwilii wao si wakate tu…

Yaani TRA hawataki uwe na waajiri wawili wanaolipa PAYEE kwenye TIN mojaa… Hii ni maajabu ndio maana makusanyo ya kodi yapo chini sana

@ZPlanmaster @juliejuleth @baku10__ Tena ndo high risk 😂😂

@juliejuleth @baku10__ Kwamba hisa sio risky?

Umestaafu umeshachukua mafao yako na haujui cha kufanya Ushauri; Chukua milioni 10 nunua hisa CRDB Milioni 10 nunua I trust ETF Milioni 10 weka INUKA Orbit Fund faida kati ya 14%-16% p.a Chukua milioni 10 weka UTT AMIS faida 13% p.a Tulia miaka miwili rudi...👇

@anuskills3 Kombe la dunia sidhani kama linachezeka mwaka huu

Alafu USA na IRAN si wapo kundi Moja Kombe la Dunia.?😂

@ringia_adelah 😂😂😂😂

Kuna mteja mmoja alikuja dukani ananiambia ana 20,000 nimuuzie perfume ya 40,000 nikamwambia hapana perfume ni fixed, akaanza kuniambia huu mwezi mtukufu najua umenunua 10,000 chukua hiyo 10,000 kama faida, Ilibidi nimwambie nenda kanunue unakojipangia bei🤣🤣

@hancymachemba Polee sana Kakaa Mungu akawe mfariji wako

Tukiwa Hospital uliniambia "daddy twende nyumbani sitaki kukaa hapa" Nilikuahidi uongo kuwa tutarudi nyumbani kumbe hautorudi tena. Pumzika kwa amani mtoto wangu Machemba jr😘😘😭😭😭

@FikiriMabanda @swahilitimes Labda ndoto yake ni kuwa Waziri na amekuwa So hatumikii ndoto ya mtu bali ndoto yake

@swahilitimes System ya dunia imewekwa kutumika, hata yeye anatumika apo,

Waziri wa Maendeleo ya Vijana, Joel Nanauka amewahimiza kuwa na ndoto na malengo mazuri yanayoweza kuwaletea matokeo chanya maishani. Nanauka amesema 95% ya taarifa wanazopata vijana katika jamii huwa si sahihi, hivyo ni muhimu kuchambua habari kabla ya kuziamini.

@LMwanainchi @mkainerugaba It’s You are *** Like You are an idiot

@mkainerugaba Otafiire needs to shut up his mouth. Sir your a good man and we see future in you

Hon.Otafiire, should stop trying to use me in his fights with my father. He has a very big problem with Mzee, he knows it. Let us see if Mzee arrests him.

@bajabiri Tender za Halmashauri unalipwa vizuri ikiwa na Mkurugenzi Ana hela yake kwenye hela yako Anakulipa ili naye alipwe 😂😂

Kufanya kazi na Halmashauri ni kipengele sana, sijui wakandarasi/wazabuni wanawezaje

@BarakaMaviatu Ila hii hata wanaotaka kuwekeza hawapati ile support Like serikali ndo inaona sehemu ya kupata pesa like kodi kubwa kwa tech companies /MNOs Mara tozo Ila ilibidi iwe kwenye mfumo wa PPP like wanatoa huduma as serikali inafaidika zaidi kwenye cashless zaidi kuliko cash

Mtu ataeweza kuuleta uchumi wa Uswahilini kwenye mfumo wa namba badala ya cash atakua kamaliza mchezo.

@bajabiri Tanzania Maelekezo kutoka juu yana nguvu sanaaa Ndo mfumo wetu Ndo maana hata aje nani matatizo yetu yatakuwa Yale Yale

Nini kilikwamisha Simba wasipewe katiba yao kwa miaka yote hiyo hadi wamekuja kupewa siku 2 baada ya agizo kutoka JUU?

@wideawake_media Why does someone have to choose Gender ? Please make it make sense Like ain’t you born either a male or female?

15-year-olds aren't old enough to use social media, but 5-year-olds are old enough to choose which gender they are. Make it make sense. 🤡