Kelly Gordon

@HartleyWintney8 Disgusting behaviour!

Make this too hot to handle - Black Mitsubishi L200  OU57 YHS. Firefighters personal vehicle stolen from the Fire Station forecourt last night whilst he was providing On-Call emergency Co-Responder cover. How can this be right!!..😡 Police aware.

@sainsburys I’ve done that

@MissKCB Sorry about the strawberries, Kelly. Can you pop over a DM confirming your Nectar card number and the full name, address and email linked to this? Thanks, AJ twitter.com/messages/compo…

@sainsburys bought these strawberries in your Alton branch today and half of them are squishy and need to be thrown away!

@ShappiKhorsandi I slipped in the bath today and my husband asked if I needed a handrail. I’m 36 ffs

I'm officially at the age now where I no longer will I 'fall over', I will have 'had a fall'

@o2 no this just sends me round in circles. All I want is to return an accessory I don’t need but cannot find a return address anywhere

@O2 please help me return an unnecessary usb-c power adapter, I ordered it with my new phone but don’t need it. The website and app aren’t helpful

@Missguided I’ve now received a random refund amount with no confirmation email, so I’m not sure if it’s for the right items?! What’s the best direct email to use?!

@Missguided placed an order and returned the majority of it. Had an email saying my order was cancelled and there is now no record of it. Where is my refund?! Paid £9.99 for next day delivery which didn’t turn up for 3 days and then £4.99 for return!

Another top notch loaf from @geniusfoods 👍🏻

@JuniorAnstey P absolutely loved it!!!

@sarajcox My first boss was a bully who couldn’t handle to fact I was 40 years younger than her and tried making my life hell!!

Describe your first BOSS in a sentence please? Were they wise, worldly or wildly under qualified? Were they kind/kooky, what did you learn from them? Did they have an impressive 80s perm or an extensive 90s tie collection? Maybe they’re still your boss or you became good pals?

@sarajcox The first cuppa I had after being in labour for 55 hours. Absolute dreams

If in doubt pop the kettle on… please tell me about your most memorable, loveliest cup of tea 🫖 - was it out of a flask on a day out? was it with someone special/in an unusual place or a favourite holiday cafe? Let me know please 🫖

@ranil @trussliz @RealStephenKerr @SharonDowey_ @murdo_fraser @Rachael2Win @LiamKerrMSP @dlumsden @olivermundell @GrahamSMSP @MPIainDS @ranil what about her stance on the public sector workers pay?

✅ @TrussLiz is the only candidate who can unite and champion our Union. 💷 Cutting taxes 📈 Backing business 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Helping families 🇬🇧 Across the whole of our United Kingdom. 👉 thetimes.co.uk/article/1fc630… #LizForLeader #TrustedToDeliver #ReadyToUnite

@beckyexcell @Nigella_Lawson @Els78788339 Baklava is the one thing I have missed and not been able to find an alternative so if this works out I will forever be in your debt

@Nigella_Lawson @Els78788339 Hello! 💜 The gluten-free JusRol pastry would be the closest quick fix, especially as it doesn't puff quite so dramatically as it's gluten equivalent. I'm working on a gf filo recipe so hopefully I'll nail it soon! Let me know if you need any help x

It’s Eid-Al-Adha, and to celebrate #RecipeOfTheDay is Baklava! And you know how I love to find out what you’re all making, so if you’re celebrating, please do tell me! nigella.com/recipes/baklava

@CigaretteCalpol How on earth do you know this?!

Just started watching The Staircase (tv show not doc, don’t count my true crime credentials) and they’ve immediately fucked it but having an IKEA duvet cover that wasn’t available until the late 2010s.

@ranil @BorisJohnson Oh @ranil you surely don’t believe that. If that were the case we may as well release all prisoners if they say sorry. What has he lost in all of this?! He’s acting like he’s above us all

The Prime Minister has apologised for the mistakes that were made. Luke 17:3, “Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him.” I accept @BorisJohnson’s apology and back him to grow our economy and take Britain forward.

@geniusfoods Done. How long will it be before someone gets back to me though because last time it happened it was 3 weeks 🤷🏼‍♀️

Honestly so bored of this. 15 years being a coeliac and I still have to buy bread that 9/10 is like this. Paying a premium price for an allergy. Yet vegan products are popping up all over the place, taking more shelf space. @geniusfoods why do I have to put up with this shit

@beckyexcell @GFGuerrillas @coeliacuk @my_gfree_guide

Ffs