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@dlmjnk Slot

Why on earth is a midfield three of Gravenberch, Mac Allister and Szoboslai so easy to play through.

@EwanMacKenna Its special because SEAN is presenting the jersey to Mo. Its actually Sean giving back the thanks.

I'm going to be a prick. Again. It's not special at all. It should literally be ground zero for players like Salah who have endless wealth because of the passion of people like Sean. Far bigger heroes of the past used to hang out with people who went through far less for their club than Sean. It's lovely, but it should be a reflex for any player, who should be thankful of every fan always for the life they have, as opposed to standing them up further on a pedestal for the most basic human decency. It's like because they are multi millionaires, we should thank them for recognising anyone who literally made them multi millionaires. Sorry but this genuinely annoys me. It's total bullshit and needs to stop.

@harrytwips Awful. Fake arse and fake tits

At 33 today, these pictures were taken 8 years earlier.

@liverpxxl9 @TeleFootball @DKingTelegraph We overachieved under Klopp.

But this is based in emotion, which for me was a downfall of Klopp’s approach. These pinball style games were common under Klopp & I personally didn’t like it. We have to remember that whilst Klopp was great, Pep’s City outperformed us. His sides are marked by control & ruthlessness. Slot had it last season & now we’ve regressed. We need changes but full blooded tackling isn’t top of my list tbh

✍️ 'What those who aired their views want to see is a Liverpool team that runs until it is breathless, tackles and works and does all the things the stadium expects. Without those core values, it is going to remain feeling like that grim New Year’s Day' | Writes @DKingTelegraph Read the full column below 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@GriftReport Ban kids especially the crying bastards 🤣

Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary has called for an outright ban on early morning pre-flight pints at airport bars. He said he “fails to understand” why anyone is served beer at 5 or 6am and wants alcohol sales restricted to normal licensing hours only. O’Leary has long demanded a strict two-drink limit per passenger. He revealed Ryanair is now forced to divert flights almost daily because of drunken and aggressive passengers – up from once a week a decade ago. The boss accused airports of “profiteering” by pushing early booze and exporting the chaos to airlines. Critics argue: "Drunks shouldn’t be allowed to board in the first place. Stop selling alcohol on board." and "Not just early morning. All alcohol should be banned at the airport and on the plane. It has no place in a confined space and full of people" Thoughts?

@JohnMenicou @SkySportsNews The ball spins when it hits his hand

@SkySportsNews I’m a Liverpool fan but a football fan first and foremost. It’s super slow motion and crystal clear and I still can’t make out if he touched it or not. Either way. It doesn’t change the flight of the ball. I don’t want goals ruled out for that. Anymore than for 1mm off side.

🗣️ "That tells a different story..." Dermot Gallagher and Jay Bothroyd discuss whether Benjamin Sesko's goal should have stood against Liverpool?

@A_GymGuy Elite manager 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lad needs to sober up

What Neil said about reasonable people having the view about Slot. Thats what’s happened on here. Reasonable fans never negative and always optimistic asking questions of Slot for a while. Tells you all you need to know. Can’t pull wool over some fans eyes

@cjveditz @NOTLFCJ__ Because he worked his socks off and was aggressive. Wirtz is a pansy

@NOTLFCJ__ u guys gave nunez 3 years btw

Wirtz is just a bitch unfortunately. No other way of putting it. An absolute soft cunt who’ll never stamp any sort of authority on a game. Nothing worse than players like him. The only reason people defend him is they can’t accept the fact we’ve spent £115m on someone who is bad

@stuzi_pants Silo on Apple TV really good

Started The Wire from scratch again last night. Managed three episodes in one sitting I still say that pound for pound it’s the greatest drama series of all time, just edging out Breaking Bad and The Sopranos Any other suggestions for one of the top spots?

@stuzi_pants Better Call Saul best of the lot

@Restore2Score @LFC Tool

Arne Slot has been nominated for April's Premier League Manager of the Month award 🙌

@softboywin Fucking dog weirdos

@RubTheDub23 @ThomNolan Like our Govt, ignorant snobs

@ThomNolan And they wonder why people have dodgy sticks...... they're driving people towards them ffs.

How is the Champions League SF not on TV3/RTE? They’ve shown nearly every other match all year? 🤷🏻‍♂️

@o_reachtaire Because they added women to their panel. Only reason

Just saw they axed Football Focus. Its a shame that an institition is gone but it had gone to the dogs in recent years and I had not watched it regularly in ages myself. Very hard for traditional TV to keep up with digital content anymore

@Debss2500 Life lesson. Dont do shit for anyone outside of immediate fam and best friends.

Ok, is it me...if someone asks you to go to their house on Sat and Sun to feed their pets, would you expect them to at least take you for a coffee to say thanks?

@TheHyland3r @GiaMMacool Thats not genetics. Heroin isnt genetic. Theyre habits that had a starting point.

“It has nothing to do with genetics.” Nonsense. Not everyone has the same genetic factors influencing their appetite when it comes to whether they eat too many calories or not. It’s like somewhat telling a heroin addict that they have a choice while they’re highly addicted to the drug; that they can just stop cold turkey. Obese people can have appetites that are abnormal, where they have more ‘food noise’ vs people who are not obese with more normal appetites. That’s why GLP drugs are so effective at causing obese people to rapidly lose weight.

Them: “I wish I had your motivation, time and genetics” Me: “Being fat is a choice…. It has nothing to do with motivation, time or genetics. It has everything to do with discipline, and doing the work regardless of how you feel.”

@gfrahm922 @GiaMMacool Go before work when your fresh. Youll be no use to anyone dead

@GiaMMacool I get it and I have never been over weight in my life but try working 100 hour weeks and finding time to workout.

@thelifeofjadey @Ryanair Change her passport.

So, my mistake admittedly, but I've put the wrong surname for one of my friends on my booking. To change the surname? £115!! To rebook TWO flights in the correct name? £44.98!! How the hell can @Ryanair justify this? I'd love an explanation.

@CoachDanGo Certain cultures seem to be less hygenic than others.

Hot take: It should be mandatory for guys to wear deodorant at the gym.

@CraigJones199 @GiaMMacool Correct and certainly not vaping lol

@GiaMMacool The drugs you named don't lead to this typically. Alcohol maybe in rare instances but even that would take a while usually. This is the result of harder drugs

Moral to the story: don’t do drugs And yes alcohol, cigarettes, vapes and weed are all drugs👎🏻