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@JakeBig10 @patriottakes I'm guessing that the classy looking women are the porn stars.

@patriottakes One of these pics is from Mar-a-lago the other from the Adult Video Movie Awards. Can you guess which is which....

A guest at Mar-a-Lago this weekend. These are the same people who complain about Super Bowl dancers.

May the fourth be with you

@ThrillaRilla369 I'm a little bit country, and I'm a little bit rock and roll...

Without naming who you saw at your first concert Name one of their songs 🎶 🎸 🎤

@AaronWL42 @BrianRo440 @RedWavePress The PM reports to the king as a courtesy. He is not under the control of the king.

@BrianRo440 @RedWavePress He's still a King, Prime Minister still reports to him. Mahers point is accurate

Bill Maher: “Oh, big week for Kings… A weird week for Kings because King Charles of England was here. Spoke to Congress. Got a standing ovation from the people who were—used to be at the ‘No Kings’ rallies.”

@AConservativism @BrianRo440 @RedWavePress Have you ever heard of Executive Orders?

@BrianRo440 @RedWavePress And President Trump doesn’t have any power like a King does.

@designmom @cindygallop Celebrating 26 years together on Tuesday. Still hate men.

I’ve been happily married for 30 years. He’s my favorite person in the world. And I still manage to hate men. It’s easy.

@FBIDirectorKash @FBINewark So that's how trump won.

Today out of @FBINewark: Four individuals have been charged with illegally voting in federal elections and making false statements applying for U.S. citizenship. The individuals - all noncitizens - voted in elections including the 2020 Presidential election, 2022 midterms, and 2024 Presidential election cycles. More to come. Thank you to our investigators and partners for their great work in the case. @DAGToddBlanche

Only a complete moron would brag about passing a cognitive test where he has to identify a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. “That’s a lion. Obama wouldn’t pass this test.” “Sorry, Mr. President, but that’s a giraffe.” “Quiet, piggy. You’re fake news.”

@BaronDestructo Kai!

The search for our ship's Resident Alien begins! (The Thrilling Thirty-Two +) Choose!

@DougWahl1 Couldn't be worse.

GUESS WHO IS GOING TO BE DOING THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFINGS Karoline Leavitt gave birth today. And the White House announced that Donald Trump and JD Vance will take over the press briefings until she gets back. Your Thoughts?

@Acyn Very prescient of him.

Trump says anyone running for president should take a cognitive exam because you could end being stuck with a moron for years. “I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron”

@CoVet_81 I never liked the 2nd Commandment anyway.

A new golden President Trump statue was unveiled at his Doral Miami course… Oh yes, I’m sure this will be met by the Liberals with nothing but calm, rational, totally level-headed reactions in… 4… 3… 2… Not! (sarcasm) 🤣

@RepJoeNeguse Thanks Joe!

The Farm Bill includes an insidious provision to provide legal immunity to the largest pesticide companies on the planet. We are fighting to defeat it.

@thetomcelica 🙋‍♀️ Pick me! Pick me!

I'm only allowed to follow about 25 people per day so you'll have to bear with me folks

@e_millertyme @Mamabenergy2 @MeidasTouch The kind who support troops?

@Mamabenergy2 @MeidasTouch We hope that happens to you.

New photos from the USS Abraham Lincoln show service members receiving minimal food portions as reports grow that some troops have lost significant weight and aren’t receiving care packages—while the Pentagon denies any shortages. (Newsweek)

@atrupar Is the DOJ run by Christians?

had to double check that this wasn't a parody account

@GovTimWalz And smoke (or vape) weed, right?

Living in a nursing home shouldn’t mean giving up everyday freedoms. I just signed a bill allowing seniors living in nursing homes to consume alcohol - so that everyone can enjoy happy hour!

@notcapnamerica He knew. He didn't care. Fuck him.

EAT SHIT

@NotHoodlum Different rules for female incompetents.

How do you get fired from the Trump administration for having an affair with a subordinate and drinking on the job? We’ll have to ask Lori Chavez-DeRemer, because I thought it was a requirement.

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.