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Gabriel M Haines
Gabriel M Haines@gabrielhaines·
POV - you are @brian_armstrong and you fire most of your devs @coinbase
Brian Armstrong@brian_armstrong

This is an email I sent earlier today to all employees at Coinbase: Team, Today I’ve made the difficult decision to reduce the size of Coinbase by ~14%. I want to walk you through why we're doing this now, what it means for those affected, and how this positions us for the future. Why now Two forces are converging at the same time. We need to be front footed to respond to both. First, the market. Coinbase is well-capitalized, has diversified revenue streams, and is well-positioned to weather any storm. Crypto is also on the verge of the next wave of adoption, with stablecoins, prediction markets, tokenization, and more taking off. However, our business is still volatile from quarter to quarter. While we've managed through that cyclicality many times before and come out stronger on the other side, we’re currently in a down market and need to adjust our cost structure now so that we emerge from this period leaner, faster, and more efficient for our next phase of growth. Second, AI is changing how we work. Over the past year, I’ve watched engineers use AI to ship in days what used to take a team weeks. Non-technical teams are now shipping production code and many of our workflows are being automated. The pace of what's possible with a small, focused team has changed dramatically, and it's accelerating every day. All of this has led us to an inflection point, not just for Coinbase, but for every company. The biggest risk now is not taking action. We are adjusting early and deliberately to rebuild Coinbase to be lean, fast, and AI-native. We need to return to the speed and focus of our startup founding, with AI at our core. What this means To get there, we are not just reducing headcount and cutting costs, we’re fundamentally changing how we operate: rebuilding Coinbase as an intelligence, with humans around the edge aligning it. What does this mean in practice? - Fewer layers, faster decisions: We are flattening our org structure to 5 layers max below CEO/COO. Layers slow things down and create coordination tax. The future is small, high context teams that can move quickly. Leaders will own much more, with as many as 15+ direct reports. Fewer layers also means a leaner cost structure that is built to perform through all market cycles. - No pure managers: Every leader at Coinbase must also be a strong and active individual contributor. Managers should be like player-coaches, getting their hands dirty alongside their teams. - AI-native pods: We’ll be concentrating around AI-native talent who can manage fleets of agents to drive outsized impact. We’ll also be experimenting with reduced pod sizes, including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role. In short: AI is bringing a profound shift in how companies operate, and we’re reshaping Coinbase to lead in this new era. This is a new way of working, and we need to leverage AI across every facet of our jobs. To those who are affected I know there are real people behind these decisions — talented colleagues who have poured themselves into this company and our mission. To those of you who will be leaving: thank you. You’ve helped build Coinbase into what it is today, and I am sincerely grateful for everything you've done. All impacted team members will receive an email to their personal account in the next hour with more information, and an invitation to meet with an HRBP and a senior leader in your organization. Coinbase system access has been removed today. I know this feels sudden and harsh, but it is the only responsible choice given our duty to protect customer information. To those affected, we will be providing a comprehensive package to support you through this transition. US employees will receive a minimum of 16 weeks base pay (plus 2 weeks per year worked), their next equity vest, and 6 months of COBRA. Employees on a work visa will get extra transition support. Those outside of the US will receive similar support, based on local factors and subject to any consultation requirements. Coinbase prides itself on talent density. Our employees are among the most talented people in the world, and I have no doubt that your skills and experience will be highly sought after as you pursue your next chapters. How we move forward To the team that is staying, I know this is a difficult day. We’re saying goodbye to colleagues and friends you've been in the trenches with. But here’s what I want you to know as we move forward together: Over the past 13 years, we have weathered four crypto winters, gone public, and built the most trusted platform in our industry. We’ve made it this far by making hard decisions and by always staying focused on our mission. This time will be no different – nothing has changed about the long term outlook of our company or industry. And most importantly, our mission has never been more important for the world. Increasing economic freedom requires a new financial system, and we’re building it. The Coinbase that emerges from this will be more capable than ever to achieve our mission. Brian

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GoonerZee
GoonerZee@gooner_zee·
@OnlythePeng @CTID_47 @WeAreTheOverlap He’s right. Most Utd fans were mad earlier this season that Bruno didn’t accept the Saudi deal. There has been plenty of incidents over the last few years where Utd fans have wanted him sold.
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The Overlap
The Overlap@WeAreTheOverlap·
"De Bruyne's amazing, but he's not ahead of Bruno!" 👀 Big call… who are you backing? 🤔
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Bakes
Bakes@OnlythePeng·
@Pragjag @fesshole Wait what’s a productive wank? Like wanking whilst taking the bins out or something? If so I’ve spent the last 20 odd years being very unproductive in my wanks
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My twin sister had a Menarche party when she was 12. I resented not being invited because I was a boy. Not inviting me was definitely the right decision but as a 12 y/o I had no idea why. I just resented not getting to eat the cherry ice cream she and her friends had.
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Bakes
Bakes@OnlythePeng·
@SoNoFhIsMoThEr3 @CTID_47 @WeAreTheOverlap They are mad then fella, literally been our best post SAF signing and deserved a lot more than to play in the squads he’s had to play in. We should consider ourselves lucky to have had him
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Bakes
Bakes@OnlythePeng·
@NeilMuirhead6 @fesshole I think the lesson to be learnt here is that we’re all a little gayer than we thought
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Neil Muirhead
Neil Muirhead@NeilMuirhead6·
@fesshole So the brother gave his sister a phone containing a naked photo of himself, rather than your gayness, I'd be more worried about that ffs
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I didn't fully realise I was gay til my brother-in-law gave my wife his old phone and I went through his photos and there was a naked photo of him on there which I rather enjoyed. I'm not going to do anything about it until my daughter leaves home for university
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Levva
Levva@levva_fi·
DeFi isn’t passive unless something is actively managing it. Levva runs behind the scenes. levva.fi
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CX@CTID_47·
@WeAreTheOverlap This is the same Bruno Utd fans have been wanting out of the club for the past 6 years…. Suddenly gets a few corners in the worst PL season in decades. Now he's in KDB conversations have a day off not even close.
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Hackatao ♛
Hackatao ♛@Hackatao·
Digital art is underestimated because the art barons still have large houses where they can hang physical paintings. True or false?
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Cointelegraph
Cointelegraph@Cointelegraph·
⚡️ LATEST: OpenAI considered spinning out its robotics and hardware divisions ahead of its IPO, per WSJ. The plan was rejected over concerns the new entities would still need to stay on OpenAI's balance sheet.
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Daan Crypto Trades
Daan Crypto Trades@DaanCrypto·
Your job isn’t to predict the exact top or bottom. It’s to capture the big part in between. That’s where the cleanest moves are.
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Cryptofungus
Cryptofungus@Cryptofung·
the tourists are leaving
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Bakes
Bakes@OnlythePeng·
@elonmusk Are you saying what I think you’re saying Elon
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Bakes@OnlythePeng·
@fesshole I want my money back Peter
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
A man once offered me £200 to sleep with him. I then went to his house, got the money and excused myself to the bathroom. Jumped out of his bathroom window & rang my friend to come pick me up then went on a decent night out and I'd do it again
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Bakes
Bakes@OnlythePeng·
@MoneyMan First rule of the tramp code
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Big Money
Big Money@MoneyMan·
You are what you attract if you lay wit a bum you really one 2 at heart
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Matilda
Matilda@1FlashofLight·
@fesshole What does "relaxing your penis" actually entail? Like how can you relax it?
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
A bit drunk in a hotel, I tried masturbating while deliberately relaxing my penis rather than the usual urgent stiffening Instinct. The orgasm almost blew my mind. Frankie Goes To Hollywood were right, I've wasted forty years of wanks.
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Bakes
Bakes@OnlythePeng·
@MrBeast It’s got exactly 1 like from me
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MrBeast
MrBeast@MrBeast·
If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000
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Bakes
Bakes@OnlythePeng·
@functi0nZer0 If this doesn’t feature in the Laurence Day 2027 calendar I’m not buying it
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laurence (miami variant)@functi0nZer0·
You all realise that “sexy jpm exec” is already a lock for the most obscure halloween outfit this year, right
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