Otto Lorner

@getpeid Power Mac G4 Cube (released 2000)

name a tech product that has real taste not expensive, not minimal, not pretty actual taste

@thekitze When your kid has a sore throat, chuck a pack of frozen mango (or similar) in there and blend on maximo.

i am losing my mind with this thermomix bro 😭 when in a rush there's no way i'd take 3 plates and 5 bowls to cook something up. this morning 15 min before heading out i made myself a delicious breakfast without using any extra dishes, and prompting my agents on the side lol

@nico_jeannen “If we confuse them maybe they will think we’re smarter than them and pay us?” Messages like this must have a 0.001% conversion rate.

Tried using LinkedIn for 5 minutes yesterday, and got DMs like this Received at least 5 similar ones, I don't understand anything to what those ppl are talking about Am I just retarded or is this how they talk there?

@MMojow281k @marclou Technically, pretty basic scraper + lead enrichment. Legally, more sketchy because with Flippa you need to sign in + sign NDA to see details of what is for sale (unlike TrustMRR where data is public)

@OttoLorner @marclou How would you set this up?

POV: you’re a giant startup marketplace trying to deplatform sellers from a tiny indie marketplace run by one guy

@abh1nash @marclou Some lead platform like Apollo I guess, or one of the enrichment ones.

@marclou I got email from this guy as well. Where does he find email addresses of owners?

@levelsio @TermiusHQ Weren't you using a Claude Code to Telegram app, then you can send images via that and swerve SSH/Terminus unless you need more control? Or maybe OpenClaw/Hermes as a middleman to control Codex/CC?

So yes the #1 problem I have with my VPS Claude Code set up is copy pasting screenshots into @TermiusHQ, if someone can fix that I'd be very happy Termius themselves should just fix this: - detect paste of image - immediately upload it via SFTP to /tmp on server - show a progress bar - paste the /tmp/filename.png into the chat Please Termius make this!

@Gerry @levelsio @X lmao

@levelsio @X If it is still an issue, being boring also cuts replies dramatically Worth a shot 🤷

I love @X's new feature to only allow "accounts you follow and who they follow" because it just cuts AI bot replies down to zero Problem is it doesn't always work for everyone it seems, this guy for example is followed by people I follow but still can't reply

When you can’t close your device because you don’t want your agent to stop running

Who’s building UUIDs as a Service so I can simplify this?

Omegas different league to Audemars really and seems to have helped get a younger audience into the Omega brand which is cool. Might be a long time to wait for the same effect with AP. Supposedly grey market dropped a bit already lol. AP forums in shambles. I’m actually all for the collab and hope they nail the design. Although I maintain it cheapens the brand a bit, it’s fun to have something different out. Probably 0 chance I manage to get one.

@OttoLorner @Swatch If anything omegas went up, you’ll be okay.

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@SirGime @Swatch Tbh I was more thinking about perceived value, but it was mostly in jest.

@OttoLorner @Swatch Wrong would never see higher sales than this. What’s worth more Ferrari or Toyota ?

@bryan_johnson Is it not also correct that heat can degrade sperm quality, particularly morphology? A fever reduces sperm quality, for example. How does that work with the regular sauna?

🚨 I HAVE NO MICROPLASTICS IN MY BALLS 🚨 This should not be possible. Studies show that 100% of men have microplastics in their semen. I am the first human ever to show a complete reduction to zero. This may be a world-first breakthrough in fertility research. I had 165 microplastic particles in my semen just 18 months ago. Now, I have zero. Five published studies have measured microplastics in human semen. Two found them in 100% of men. The other three found then in 44 to 76% of men tested, but those used methods that miss the smallest particles and the clear ones. Corrected for that, the real rate is likely 100%. Almost every man alive has plastic in his semen right now. The same applies to testicular tissue, testing 100% positive for microplastics. Microplastics hurt sperm. Human studies show the impact of various types of plastic, associated chemicals, and other toxins on male fertility: + 60% fewer normal shaped sperm (from PFAS) + 5x higher odds of low sperm count (from PTFE) + 10% lower sperm concentration (from PTFE) + 15% lower swimming ability (from PTFE) + 41% lower swimming ability (from PET) + 12% lower sperm swimming ability (from BPA) + 3x higher odds of low sperm count (from Phthalates) + 2x higher odds of poor swimming (from Phthalates) The effects compound: each extra type of plastic drops sperm swimming ability by about 21%. This matters even if you’re NOT trying to get pregnant. Sperm count is one of the cleanest biomarkers of overall health we have. And microplastics don't stop at the testes. The same particles are showing up everywhere we look. Studies show 4.5x higher rate of heart attack, stroke, and death in people with microplastics in their arterial plaque vs. those without. Microplastics were also found in 100% of human placentas tested. 100% of post-mortem human brains tested positive for microplastics. Brain concentrations rose ~50% between 2016 and 2024, and now sit at roughly 11x the levels found in the liver or kidney. Where do these come from? + PTFE, commonly in non-stick pans + PET, water bottles + Phthalates, makes plastic soft and bendy + BPA, can linings + PFAS, stain-resistant fabrics & food packaging Inside the body, plastic causes a kind of cellular rust. It triggers inflammation in the testicles, kills the cells that make sperm and drops testosterone. It's been confirmed across 39 animal and cell studies, then in human data. MY PROTOCOL: Note, what I did is n=1, not a controlled trial, I cannot prove cause. 1. Sauna (dry). My toxin blood panel confirms sauna clears plastic related chemicals: BPA, phthalates, PFAS, flame retardants, pesticides. The plastic particles themselves are too big to sweat out directly. Heat may activate other clearance routes: bile flow through the liver, the cell's internal cleanup system, and the gut barrier. Humans have almost no enzymes that can break plastic apart, so the body has to physically push it out. 2. Reverse osmosis water filter. Drinking water is likely a major source of microplastic getting into your body. A reverse osmosis filter pushes water through a very tight membrane and strains the particles out. I filter everything I drink. 3. Trying to rid my environment of the big plastic items: cutting boards, cups, plates, food storage containers, non-stick pans, cling wrap, tea bags, water bottles, kitchen utensils, kettles, and synthetic clothing. Note, as hard as I try, I'm always finding new plastic things in my life. This can be all-consuming thing so try to just knock out the big ones. I did all three interventions at the same time. I cannot say which one did the most work. What I can say is this: going from 165 to zero in 18 months is possible. Results: Nov 2024: 165 particles/mL Jul 2025: 20 particles/mL Apr 2026: 0 particles/mL The 18 month window also captures roughly 7 full spermatogenesis cycles.

@tom550993 Mine didn't cost a ton to run for the 7 years I had it. Biggest bill by far was £8k for a DCT sensor repair. Lovely car to drive and amazingly versatile.

I am somewhat ashamed to say I more than half want a cheap Ferrari California 😭😭😭

@Jon_ffm23 @Scot_law_twnk Didn’t know they did a political version of the Corinthian football figurines

@Scot_law_twnk What the actual fuck is this

Tough one

@thekitze Maybe not your vibe but I keep reading that retatrutide nukes cholesterol as well as the appetite suppression. Fuck knows what else it does long term though Also, you had a kid, that changes habits. You’ll get back on top of it.

idk how i went from a healthmaxxing dude until 2023 to a fatass with cholesterol issues, jfc life just comes outta nowhere huh...

@StarP4t @levelsio Love this

@levelsio I’m just enjoying time with my kidz tbh, the dust shall settle and Big Pat will come out on top

Extreme levels of cope in the reply section here from employees at SaaS companies that don't want to lose their job SaaS stocks went down 80% for a reason Obviously there will be SaaS that remain and new SaaS but many are just an hour or a day of work to replace with AI I already built my own screenshot service (for social media images), image resizing for all my sites, NSFW content moderation, community content moderation, uptime monitor with status pages, automated backup service etc Before I paid for all those SaaS!

It’s actually not great leaving reviews from a non-anon profile anyway in case you get stalkers/hackers as you can just look up all reviews via an email. That tells you roughly where people live and travel. This info then gets used for intimidation if people wanna threaten or blackmail you. Source: happened to me, which is why I’m now pseudo anon

My gf is banned from reviewing places in Europe on Google Maps after she gave one restaurant in Portugal a 1-star review When she reviews inside EU it gets auto rejected, outside EU she can review any place Free speech in Europe has sadly died a long time ago

@levelsio Agreed it's legal, but IMO it's the CTA that's confusing here. "Add to Bag" is conventionally a single purchase. On Amazon, for example, once the item is a subscription, the CTA changes to Subscribe for clarity.

I think this is a very interesting business case to discuss Because as a business owner he's in the right, and legally he's got himself covered, he does state it's a subscription multiple times: - "ships free monthly" (although literally TINY in font-size:10px) - in the cart it states "delivers every 1 month" (font-size:13px) - in checkout "1 month subscription with 20% discount" (font-size:12px) - in checkout "recurring subtotal $48.00 every month" (font-size:14px) - in checkout "by continuing with your payment, you agree to the future charges listed on this page and the cancellation policy." (font-size:12px) But as a customer I'd get angry here too, if I click through it fast while doing multiple things on a busy day (like most people), it's highly likely you miss it'a subscription because: - when you buy most things, they don't default to a subscription, you just buy a single thing, here it immediately defaults to a subscription - the single purchase option is shown below the CTA so it is possible: "One-Time Purchase - $180 $167 ($1.85 / Day)" but in TINY text again (font-size:14px) vs the subscription CTA that's in capitals "ADD TO CART" (font-size:16px) I don't blame the guy either, B2C supplements businesses like these are brutal, getting someone to get a subscription means you can sell the same thing probably at least 3 times But you're also counting on them to NOT see it's a subscription, and then secondly forgetting it's a subscription So I'd call this 100% asshole design, but ironically very legally sound, I try keep the asshole design to a minimum on my sites, for Photo AI, I do have a it a little bit, I show a $349/year annual plan as "$29/mo billed annually $349" but I also have a self-refund if you did that wrong after Anyway my point is it's not really black and white, competitors force you to do asshole design, or you make 3-4x less than them, meanwhile as a customer it feels you're being tricked I'd always go with whatever design makes sense if you'd sell to your mom and you wouldn't want her to be tricked! Actually with most things in a business always ask what your mom would think! Would she approve or disapprove? I call it "the mom test"