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@EODHappyCaptain Stupid question, but why do grenades require military EOD? A local bomb squad that can’t handle all explosives seems unwise.

My theory on this whole thing is that it was a grenade that got called an IED to allow the local bomb squad to work on it without having to request military EOD support, which is generally required for unexploded ordnance.

@dieworkwear What about argyle socks? Do they have a place? If so, when are they acceptable?

Patterns work best when they're classic and subtle, such as pin dots or herringbones. Doesn't hurt to have one or two colorful socks, but they should be used sparingly and kept to semi-casual tailored clothes (e.g., cotton suit, corduroy suit, sport coats).

I posted this on Instagram yesterday and got flooded with comments of relief that this gag in The Devil Wears Prada 2 was created by an actual human (me), so I figured I’d also post it here because I think these companies should get their flowers when they hire an artist.

@joeflood @ryan2499 Flying that low makes them less likely to hit planes. What made that crash even possible was that the FAA designated helicopter route was way too close to the approach/departure routes. Not a huge issue over the mall. Plus USPP better be capable of flying low as police/medevac.

@ryan2499 we had a helicopter-plane crash not to far from here last year at DCA. They seem way too low to me

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the focus is on the transmisogynistic harassment, as it should be, esp since MSG being a surveillance state has been public knowledge for a while, but Good Lord Dude

Is Reid holding Rise as he walks out of the helicopter? 🥹

#ARTEMISII: there’s a starman waiting in the sky

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Fox News can confirm that the 2nd crew member of the downed F15E fighter jet has been rescued and he and the members of the rescue team that extracted him from behind enemy lines in Iran are all safely out of Iran. That according to two senior US officials and multiple well placed sources in the region. The Weapons Systems Officer ejected along with the pilot when their F15E Strike Eagle they were flying was struck Thursday night (early Friday local time) in southwest Iran.  The WSO used the SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape) training to evade capture, hiding on an elevated ridge after hiking away from the wreckage and putting out an emergency beacon.) US Special Operations rescue forces to include PJs (United States Air Force Pararescuemen (PJs) and many layers of elite rescue forces took part in the complex, layered mission to both find the crew member and also keep the Iranian forces who were hunting the American weapons system operator at bay. There are videos that have appeared from local eyewitnesses that show what appear to have been  injured and dead Iranian members of the IRGC and Basij who were looking for the downed American crew member. Fox has learned there was fighting on the ground but no Americans killed during the operation. “It was a very complex operation to retrieve the downed service member,” a well placed source briefed on the operation told me. Many different branches of the US military were involved in the rescue. Fox News can confirm the A10 Warthog that crashed Friday was involved in providing cover for the rescue teams searching for the pilot. That A10 crashed in Kuwait (first reported by ABC Friday) but the A10 pilot managed to eject safely and was rescued. There was destruction of aircraft which have sensitive equipment on board, I am told, all part of this complex CSAR (Combat Search and Rescue) mission. The F15E was pretty much destroyed on impact. Two rescue helicopters were hit by enemy fire on  Friday and crew members onboard were injured by enemy fire but managed to make it out of Iran. There were a lot of elements to this rescue, I am told.

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@ReichlinMelnick Am I crazy for suspecting this may be a hamfisted attempt at hostage diplomacy in case they can’t get to the downed WSO before the IRGC? Because if so, not exactly the strongest bargaining chips.

Two notes: - This is the legal authority Rubio invoked for Mahmoud Khalil and Rumesya Özturk (a law which may be unconstitutional). - Rubio has NOT yet revoked her green card. He has initiated the process for doing so (somewhat of a foregone conclusion under caselaw).

i could not stop thinking about how the theatrics were not as epic as it deserved so i made an edit

Artemis II: All engineering cams from launch now available! 44 minutes of goodness! images-assets.nasa.gov/video/KSC-2026…

@DavidAFrench I haven't read the opinions, but a priori, I don't really see why therapy can be construed as freedom of expression, especially when the patient is a child and therefore a captive audience.

Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!” Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors” Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

@dieworkwear Unfortunately as someone who needs clearly defined rules, this is the price I’m going to have to pay to stop being so schlubby.

i think im the only clothes-related account on here who thinks dressing better will actually ruin your life. don't pay attention to fit and silhouette. don't think about how color intersects with the semiotics of style. don't ask a tailor to hem your pants. go. be free.

THE MOMENT OVI SCORED HIS 1,000TH CAREER GOAL (INCLUDING PLAYOFFS) 🔥

Hello, I’m Chappell Roan’s security guy that yelled at the little girl My name is George Parros and I’m the head of the NHL Department of Player Safety

UPDATE 1: We now know @MayorBowser and DC911/@OUC_DC's position on putting the @dcfireems medical director in charge of all things EMS at DC911/@OUC_DC. It's in @CMBrookePinto's opening statement 🔽🔽 and it's a horrible idea that does NOTHING for DC911 reform. Apparently, they want OUC to have its own medical director. To improve DC911, and for proper quality assurance, all EMS issues MUST be under the direction of the EMS director for @dcfireems. Everyone moving in the same direction. What CM Pinto mentions below is not a serious proposal about ensuring proper patient care by the person legally and ethically responsible to handle that role. This is not about protecting the public, it's about protecting OUC's turf. Compromising this bill will mean more people will die due to OUC's continuing failure to make EMS a priority. #FixDC911 now! @CMRobertWhiteDC @AnitaBondsDC @Janeese4DC @CMZParker5 @chenderson @charlesallen @ChmnMendelson @BrianneKNadeau @CMFrumin @CMWendellFelder @donicrawford @kpattdc @dclinenews @tomsherwood @NFTC_News @RamirezReports @SegravesNBC4 @ANCCostello @SmithSteiner @johnson4b06 @Evan_Yeats @ANCJonah @MayorBowser @SafeDC @theHillisHome @PoPville @dccrimefacts @abeaujon @SchreiberSara @CapitalJeff @Brightwoodian @ODCA_DC @IAFF36 @dcpoliceunion @jennygathright @tednbc4 @Tenleytown411 @6Min2Live @MattGregoryNews @DCNewsNow @danyagainor @LiannaGoldenTV @KatieLusso