@TheMMAlien Would you rather your dick be half its size or 6x its size?
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Dr. Omoplatapus
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Currently roasting the spine of a chicken with some whole garlic and half an onion.
Ask me anything.
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@JanBlachowicz Would you rather your penis was half its size or 6x its size?
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Hello everyone! My recovery from surgery is ongoing, so I can spend the next hour with you. Let's do a Q&A.
Wracam do zdrowia po operacji, więc mam trochę więcej wolnego czasu. Co powiecie na Q&A przez najbliższą godzinę?
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I love being a fatass bc why am I dreaming about bbq pulled pork sandwiches
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This gif is literally what you want out of a resident evil adaptation
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Tony | RESIDENCE of EVIL@one_big_boss
I think that’s the thing to take in here. For over 20 years there’s been so many live adaptations. Why are yall made that fans just want one faithful?
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@Patrinst okay, this is a good one. never die user Patrinst
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he’s kind of like a variant of timothée chalamet who keeps ending up in messed-up situations
Raiders of the Lost Podcast@RaidersLostPod
First look at Austin Abrams in Zach Cregger’s RESIDENT EVIL
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@KotGTyt @Y0UCANNOTREDO Can someone tell me what keyword I need to block so I don't have to spend 4 and a half months seeing these crybabies bitching that a minute and a half teaser trailer isn't a 1:1 recreation of a game they never even played?
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@Y0UCANNOTREDO I dont remember the last time a t virus zombie came out the door legs first from the ceiling. This is a zombie movie with RE title slap on to it because is popular.
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Based on the reactions to the trailer for Zach Cregger's new in-universe film, Resident Evil fans deserve nothing but slop for the rest of their lives
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Wes Anderson RE fans after playing the first three games and realize Alice was never canon in the established lore:
Liam@Liamlx22
I bet there's a person out there that's a fan of the Resident Evil movies but not the games
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Need a song to play on a boom box in front of my BM’s house tonight. Any suggestions???
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@Feldfrog We'd need an exact replica of yours to match the urethral rifling, otherwise that analysis is largely meaningless
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Whenever I get my urine tested, I always imagine scientists in a lab pouring the piss through an artificial cock to check the stream
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do birds know birding is chill or do they think we’re absolute sickos
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Hot dogs are basically a snack. You can eat several if you want and it's not a meal
Bub@letterbub
my cinema hot take is that they shouldn't serve hot meals. movie theatres are for popcorn and candy not hot dogs and pizzas
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I dunno. It’s just weird that the UFC is selling its biggest card ever with an AI promo while also claiming this is “as real as it gets”
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@BARFJAMiN Clearly never had my famous Windy Chicken recipe
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mum’s oven has a fan setting. it also has a fan oven setting. guess which silly bastard just sat and waited half an hour for an oven to not heat up. who is needing a fan-sans-heat in their oven. oh yes please put my food in a wind tunnel for some reason. idiots
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@AGoldmund Zoombies. Zoo full of zombie animals, you can make something fun with that. But it's straight asylum garbage, complete waste. Koala scene with the kid is pretty good though.
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I have a special affection in my heart for horror movies that had a great concept and terrible execution. Here’s is a thread of a couple that squandered amazing ideas.
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@JosieAldoMMA @OpenNoteGrapple 35 years from now they'll still be wheeling out his dementia-riddled corpse to mumble "crackhead control" and "that leg is compromised" into a mic while DC's ghost reminisces about the BBQ sandwich that killed him
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how more many times does rubber guard have to fail before commentators stop calling it out as a good spot?
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I would like to see a knight errant type character, knocking people out and then jumping the fence to ask some slag in the VIP section for her handkerchief
Timothy Wheaton MMA@TimWheatonMMA
That's cool that UFC fighters are testing different characters. But why are all of them choosing to be a loud jerk as a schtick? Why not try choosing a likeable persona?
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"Christ on a bike" is my favorite expression of shock, because yes I would indeed be shocked if ol’ buddy blew past me on a Schwinn
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